Molly Johnson
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Molly Johnson
@mollymoon.bsky.social
Chronically ill, superbly sarcastic Gen Xer. Loves Jane Austen, Fantasy novels, Critical Role, TTRPGs, Dragon Age, Baldur’s Gate & Elder Scrolls

Owns too many plushies for her age, will not apologize for it. Proud dog mom to Jester.

She/Her in N. WI
Wear it anyway! 🤩😍🤩
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is so freaking cute 🥰 Love the shoes too! Do you have a long necklace with a pop of red color on it? Or a really bold red lipstick?
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Tell him to stare into Jester’s eyes as it happens, either the cuteness will be a great distraction or the ability to suddenly hear Sarah MacLachlan’s Arms of an Angel will be such a shock he won’t even notice the needle 😉

My dog does lethal levels of psychic damage with her puppy eyes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Kinda prefer chopsticks myself 😂
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
So what I’m hearing is you want a new Austin Powers movie? 😂
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Obstinate, headstrong voters, I am ashamed of you.”

Yeah, that totally works 😂🤣☠️
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Two words: Forbidden Roadkill
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Are we sure he wasn’t just running to get his car so he has a place to store his ultimate “roadkill” feast?
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Every time he says this, I think of WestWorld 😂
a woman in a dark room with the words does n't look like anything to me
ALT: a woman in a dark room with the words does n't look like anything to me
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November 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Aabria is freaking amazing on both sides of the table. Love that she’s part of the full cast now.
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Girl with all the Gifts from around 2017. Completely flips the typical zombie script, mostly eerie and jumpscares in terms of the horror type.
October 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Gorgeous! Love the action in the Vaelus piece 🤩
October 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I feel this in my soul but it’s tortellini alfredo for me 😂
October 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Slow and steady is wonderful, so glad to hear it was a positive for all involved 💜

Pic of my Jester for the cuteness tax
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This. Some things are just kismet.

And Blue’s fur looks like absolute velvet. Give extra belly rubs from me 😍
October 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Nah, you can use this as a familiar endorsement 😉
October 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
So excited!!! 🤩
a dog is running in a room with a dollhouse in the background
ALT: a dog is running in a room with a dollhouse in the background
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October 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM