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Too ☭ for 🏴, & too 🏴 for ☭. bad treat maker. nice. italianx (as a bit). they/he. cat dad. rose mom. parent. worst jazz pianist in my house. best loser though.
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it’s so smoothly done that i kept looking at other parts of the screen trying to figure out where the dropped stick was before i saw it. unbelievable
this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
it’s so smoothly done that i kept looking at other parts of the screen trying to figure out where the dropped stick was before i saw it. unbelievable
My kid came home with a worksheet where he wrote an acrostic about veterans, and he knew it didn't align with his values of pontificating the military and the harm they cause in the world, but he's ALSO in third grade, he didn't have the ability yet to write something in line with his values.
Tech brains broken part 1000000000 (this lady is a partner at Andreessen apparently)
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My kid came home with a worksheet where he wrote an acrostic about veterans, and he knew it didn't align with his values of pontificating the military and the harm they cause in the world, but he's ALSO in third grade, he didn't have the ability yet to write something in line with his values.
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i tried to sync the Ted Leo version to the Spot the dalmatian video
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
i tried to sync the Ted Leo version to the Spot the dalmatian video
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New diagram of Mamdani’s city hall.
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
New diagram of Mamdani’s city hall.
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we're bringing back the actual definition of "emotional labor"
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
we're bringing back the actual definition of "emotional labor"
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
No way the wealthy are spending their charity on things that make them more money. That's never happened before!
www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerb...
www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerb...
Mark Zuckerberg and his wife, Priscilla Chan, are shifting their philanthropy's focus to science and AI
Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan announced on Thursday they would refocus their philanthropic efforts on biology and AI.
www.businessinsider.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
No way the wealthy are spending their charity on things that make them more money. That's never happened before!
www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerb...
www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerb...
post you from a different era (I'm gonna say 2002 also)
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
post you from a different era (I'm gonna say 2002 also)
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I like imagining that this is because they're having to constantly tweak the amount of woke in the game in response to national events
BREAKING: Rockstar has delayed Grand Theft Auto VI again, pushing the highly anticipated game from May to November 19, 2026. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Is Postponed Again — to November 2026
The release date for the game had previously slipped to May 2026 from fall 2025
www.bloomberg.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I like imagining that this is because they're having to constantly tweak the amount of woke in the game in response to national events
You know, facts don't care about your feelings.
They gave Charlie Kirk the medal of freedom but they can’t even remember which of the college campus freshman harasser gimmick guys he was
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You know, facts don't care about your feelings.
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Yeah in 2009 all the big banks made a bad bet on sub prime mortgages and nearly collapsed the US economy, but a government bailout saved them. This wasn't that long ago, Axios.
September 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Yeah in 2009 all the big banks made a bad bet on sub prime mortgages and nearly collapsed the US economy, but a government bailout saved them. This wasn't that long ago, Axios.
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once i finish getting the snap match app working, it's over for y'all (ashevillians), because i am not sick anymore, and i can knock doors for hours convincing people that we can have better things than what we've been told we're allowed to have.
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
once i finish getting the snap match app working, it's over for y'all (ashevillians), because i am not sick anymore, and i can knock doors for hours convincing people that we can have better things than what we've been told we're allowed to have.
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Andrew Cuomo has died
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Andrew Cuomo has died
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The key to understanding the chud mind is that They and Only They are allowed to be the violent bullies. Anything else is a violation of their natural law.
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The key to understanding the chud mind is that They and Only They are allowed to be the violent bullies. Anything else is a violation of their natural law.
How do you know it's fall? I'm making 3 soups.
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
How do you know it's fall? I'm making 3 soups.
today in i did my (very little) part: i did not get the generics at my pharmacy because they're made by Padagis, an Israeli generics manufacturer, and told them that I wouldn't support Israeli products. And they both looked at me and was like 'oh, I literally had no idea it was'.
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
today in i did my (very little) part: i did not get the generics at my pharmacy because they're made by Padagis, an Israeli generics manufacturer, and told them that I wouldn't support Israeli products. And they both looked at me and was like 'oh, I literally had no idea it was'.
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I think some of you freaks would enjoy this level of devotion
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I think some of you freaks would enjoy this level of devotion
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Everything Donald Trump is doing to Americans and in America was pioneered by Dick Cheney on foreigners and abroad. He threw the imperial boomerang
Neo-conservativism presaged Trumpian neo-fascism in several respects. It saw violence as a positive policy option not a defensive last resort. It held laws, norms and the lives of non-white people in total contempt. And many, many centrists either cringed in deference to it or actively collaborated.
Dick Cheney, vice-president and giant of Republican politics, dies aged 84
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Everything Donald Trump is doing to Americans and in America was pioneered by Dick Cheney on foreigners and abroad. He threw the imperial boomerang
it's incredibly nice to share an email address with your spouse. it's also incredibly nice to have a spouse that shares household responsibility with you.
November 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
it's incredibly nice to share an email address with your spouse. it's also incredibly nice to have a spouse that shares household responsibility with you.