Mokey
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Mokey
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i am tired all of the time
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they're talking about youse on here
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Games will always be accidentally funny.
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
having more and more moments when grief overwhelms me, especially the last few days. i can be anywhere, doing anything at all, and it will hit me like a truck
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i listened to Rumours on my morning commute today, and by god im going to listen to Rumours on my evening commute too
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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look at me i'm groceries
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
the breakfast club bullying my ass at 6:45am yesterday
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
im cold, sick and tired and i want my mum
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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ok this cheered me up
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
my mum watched a shit ton of Downton Abbey in the last 8 weeks of her life and now if i see anything from that or anyone even mentions it i feel like im gonna throw up
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
something im im noticing is that a lot of people ask me how my dad and my brother are but they don't ask how i am
October 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i feel like things are getting harder as time goes on, not easier. there are days when the thought of never speaking to my mum again makes me feel so sick that i don't know what to do
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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If only it was this easy to get rid of the US government in real life bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
THEY'RE NATURE'S LABUBU, COOP. CONKERS. GEN Z ARE UNBOXING THEM DOWN AT QUANTICO
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
the Dolly Parton health scare was the modern equivalent of the Cuban Missile Crisis
October 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
not one single fucking thing
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great
Cannot even comprehend the mind that doesn’t find the idea of the “AI actress” completely repellant not to mention stupid
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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i love this heat action because you can leave and go get a glass of milk
October 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
September 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM