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Matthew Shallenberger
@mjshally.bsky.social
Disciple of Jesus, husband of @emmaleeshall.bsky.social, father, musician, writer, St. Louis Cardinals fan
What in the world did I just watch
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is honestly hilarious and one of the best things they've done at former Twitter since Community Notes.
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Not to take anything away from Mamdani's political skills, which I'm sure played a role in Trump's seemingly positive reception, but I can't help but wonder if Trump also reacted this way because deep down he still loves New York and wants to be a part of that scene. He misses his old life. 1/2
New meme format just dropped:
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"Alive drinking water" yeah I'll bet it's alive with all kinds of parasites and bacteria.

Also, "as we dream into manifestation a big vision together" sounds like a combination of the worst kinds of New Age and corporate mumbo jumbo.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Bad news, folks. The red-pill Christian patriarchalists have a new variant: polygamists who argue that marrying multiple women is "the only way to fix the dating collapse in the West."
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Don't let me get in the way of Hanania telling on himself, but it's revealing how men like this never distinguish between recognizing that someone is attractive and actually being attracted to them. In their minds, "that woman [or girl] is pretty" is the same as "I'd like to sleep with her." 1/2
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Gotta love the posters who will leave an angry or insulting reply to you and then tell you they are muting you. Like I don't care if you mute me; there's no need to announce it. Plus if you don't want to engage don't reply at all. It gives real fragile coward energy to diss and dash.
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Perhaps this is judgmental of me, but I think almost all extreme age gap relationships are weird and gross, especially if one of them was very young when they met or married. If your partner is old enough to be your parent, ew.
Excited to learn about who is in the Epstein files from a woman who’s 32 years younger than her husband
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I have generally defended the news media. A free press is essential for a free society. But then someone like Olivia Nuzzi comes along and I think, maybe we aren't hard enough on journalists.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Thank you, everyone who posted that horrendous AI-generated "we are Charlie Kirk" song. It is now stuck in my head. I'm calling the Etsy witches on you.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hilarious that Mark Epstein came out and was basically like, "Bubba is not Bill Clinton; hope that clears everything up." Like no, it certainly does not.

people.com/jeffrey-epst...
Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Says 'Bubba' Isn't Bill Clinton After Epstein Email About 'Trump Blowing Bubba' Goes Viral
Jeffrey Epstein's brother is offering clarification on the meaning of an email included in his recently released files. The document referenced photos of Donald Trump 'blowing Bubba,' and Mark Epstein...
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Guardians of Predators at it again.
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Trump when any news outlet says anything remotely critical of him: "What they're doing is probably illegal."

Trump when Tucker Carlson hosts an open white nationalist and antisemite: "You can't tell him who to interview."
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is unreal. I normally wouldn't recommend reading prose this self-important and overwrought, but the build-up is worth it, trust me.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This might be the most cringe ad I've ever seen.
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I will never get over how tacky he made the Oval Office look. I'm not one who cares deeply about the decor in the White House, but this just looks like trash. It doesn't convey opulence, success, or whatever else he wanted it to. It just looks cheap and unaesthetic.
Trying to think of a more vulgar person—or someone with less understanding of or appreciation for American history.

No one comes immediately to mind.
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This is wild.
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Far be it for me to argue that the president's brain isn't cooked, but a key thing about Trump is that the truth has no meaning to him whatsoever. It wouldn't matter if grocery prices had doubled; he would still claim prices were down. Reality is whatever he decides it is in the moment.
It’s pretty scary that the guy with the nukes can’t wrap his head around a Walmart promotion being cheaper when it is comprised of fewer items. It’s so complicated!
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I've never visited NYC, but I've been to other large cities like Chicago or Atlanta. I've also visited many other places around the country. And I'm not a complete idiot, so I know that if you're the kind of person who enjoys living in NYC, you're not going to like living in Florida or Texas.
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
How nice for New York; how unfortunate for the rest of us who live in places where these goons will end up.
Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
For what, sitting on her ass in the White House, or wherever it is she lives these days?
lol wut
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You know your party has gone off the rails when one of the few members actually making sense is Marjorie Frickin' Taylor Greene.
CNN: Johnson and Thune have downplayed the elections results. Are they wrong?

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I don't think they should downplay it. In Georgia we lost 2 very important Public Service Commission seats that were statewide races. I think that should be a big wakeup call.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The cherry on top of this absurd headline, which was soon changed from "women" to "liberal feminism," is the "all the news that's fit to print" tagline directly behind Ross Douthat. Interesting times indeed.
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM