Matthew Shallenberger
@mjshally.bsky.social
Disciple of Jesus, husband of @emmaleeshall.bsky.social, father, musician, writer, St. Louis Cardinals fan
"Alive drinking water" yeah I'll bet it's alive with all kinds of parasites and bacteria.
Also, "as we dream into manifestation a big vision together" sounds like a combination of the worst kinds of New Age and corporate mumbo jumbo.
Also, "as we dream into manifestation a big vision together" sounds like a combination of the worst kinds of New Age and corporate mumbo jumbo.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"Alive drinking water" yeah I'll bet it's alive with all kinds of parasites and bacteria.
Also, "as we dream into manifestation a big vision together" sounds like a combination of the worst kinds of New Age and corporate mumbo jumbo.
Also, "as we dream into manifestation a big vision together" sounds like a combination of the worst kinds of New Age and corporate mumbo jumbo.
Bad news, folks. The red-pill Christian patriarchalists have a new variant: polygamists who argue that marrying multiple women is "the only way to fix the dating collapse in the West."
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Bad news, folks. The red-pill Christian patriarchalists have a new variant: polygamists who argue that marrying multiple women is "the only way to fix the dating collapse in the West."
Probably a reference to this alleged threat, which he has apparently followed up on now.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Probably a reference to this alleged threat, which he has apparently followed up on now.
Welp, I guess he finally followed through on his threats.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Welp, I guess he finally followed through on his threats.
Like what the hell is going on here? If they couldn't line these up why put them there at all? It just looks so haphazard. There is no sense of design or artistry whatsoever.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Like what the hell is going on here? If they couldn't line these up why put them there at all? It just looks so haphazard. There is no sense of design or artistry whatsoever.
Turns out it was his dad's cousin. Stay trashy, NY Post.
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Turns out it was his dad's cousin. Stay trashy, NY Post.
You don't say.
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You don't say.
Republicans stop making Democrats sound incredibly cool challenge: impossible.
October 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Republicans stop making Democrats sound incredibly cool challenge: impossible.
@jcsalterego.bsky.social is apparently the official face of Bluesky
September 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social is apparently the official face of Bluesky
Hit a cop, you're going to jail, unless you're wearing a MAGA hat, in which case the president will pardon you.
June 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hit a cop, you're going to jail, unless you're wearing a MAGA hat, in which case the president will pardon you.
Elon Musk eleven months ago.
June 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Elon Musk eleven months ago.
Oh no. Anyway...
May 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oh no. Anyway...
I guarantee they won't take this same approach toward supporters of Israel and question whether they are in any way responsible for the murder and displacement of Palestinians. That we have a wannabe dictator as president is bad enough. That the press bows the knee to him is worse.
May 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I guarantee they won't take this same approach toward supporters of Israel and question whether they are in any way responsible for the murder and displacement of Palestinians. That we have a wannabe dictator as president is bad enough. That the press bows the knee to him is worse.
I note that people who say things like this are never actually the ones pulling the trigger. They're happy to cheer on others who do so, and let them pay the price, but they won't suffer any consequences themselves.
(For context, this is about the Israeli embassy staff murders.)
(For context, this is about the Israeli embassy staff murders.)
May 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I note that people who say things like this are never actually the ones pulling the trigger. They're happy to cheer on others who do so, and let them pay the price, but they won't suffer any consequences themselves.
(For context, this is about the Israeli embassy staff murders.)
(For context, this is about the Israeli embassy staff murders.)
Say what you will about Laura Loomer, but she gave @kenwhite.bsky.social the chance one of the greatest name changes of all time.
May 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Say what you will about Laura Loomer, but she gave @kenwhite.bsky.social the chance one of the greatest name changes of all time.
Hopped in the comments on my Republican representative's FB page because I have no cares left to give.
Some guy who thinks he's insulting me: "it’s sad to see the results of government schooling."
Me: "I was homeschooled with a conservative Christian curriculum."
Some guy who thinks he's insulting me: "it’s sad to see the results of government schooling."
Me: "I was homeschooled with a conservative Christian curriculum."
April 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hopped in the comments on my Republican representative's FB page because I have no cares left to give.
Some guy who thinks he's insulting me: "it’s sad to see the results of government schooling."
Me: "I was homeschooled with a conservative Christian curriculum."
Some guy who thinks he's insulting me: "it’s sad to see the results of government schooling."
Me: "I was homeschooled with a conservative Christian curriculum."
lol look what popped up on Facebook today @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
April 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
lol look what popped up on Facebook today @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
I forgot you won't see the original post this was reacting to because this was a repost, but here it is.
April 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I forgot you won't see the original post this was reacting to because this was a repost, but here it is.
As a father, I can't comprehend this kind of hatred for one's own child.
March 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
As a father, I can't comprehend this kind of hatred for one's own child.
I find it creepy how Elon uses his kid like a human shield while talking to the press. Also why is he in the Oval Office? No one voted for this guy.
February 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I find it creepy how Elon uses his kid like a human shield while talking to the press. Also why is he in the Oval Office? No one voted for this guy.
I love how white conservatives are all like, "The Super Bowl halftime show is lame; nobody listens to this music."
Meanwhile, the entire stadium shouted "A MINOR!" during "Not Like Us."
Meanwhile, the entire stadium shouted "A MINOR!" during "Not Like Us."
February 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I love how white conservatives are all like, "The Super Bowl halftime show is lame; nobody listens to this music."
Meanwhile, the entire stadium shouted "A MINOR!" during "Not Like Us."
Meanwhile, the entire stadium shouted "A MINOR!" during "Not Like Us."