Matthew Shallenberger
@mjshally.bsky.social
Disciple of Jesus, husband of @emmaleeshall.bsky.social, father, musician, writer, St. Louis Cardinals fan
I think if he had lost in 2016 things would have gone very differently for him. But the fact that he beat conservatives' most hated enemy and triggered the libs so thoroughly made him a god to them. After that, he could do no wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I think if he had lost in 2016 things would have gone very differently for him. But the fact that he beat conservatives' most hated enemy and triggered the libs so thoroughly made him a god to them. After that, he could do no wrong.
I'm sure some Adventist is already making a YouTube video about how this was a satanic ritual that further proves how the pope is the antichrist.
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I'm sure some Adventist is already making a YouTube video about how this was a satanic ritual that further proves how the pope is the antichrist.
It is a very poorly designed graph.
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It is a very poorly designed graph.
So they still would have lost, in other words.
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
So they still would have lost, in other words.
Big beautiful red
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Big beautiful red
This had better not be about RFK Jr.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This had better not be about RFK Jr.
I only read the free preview and that was enough.
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I only read the free preview and that was enough.
Probably for the best that Lizza's latest entry is paywalled.
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Probably for the best that Lizza's latest entry is paywalled.
It's literally a service they offer at some locations.
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It's literally a service they offer at some locations.
They literally helped me install a new battery in the parking lot. Had a whole cart set up with all the tools they needed and everything.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
They literally helped me install a new battery in the parking lot. Had a whole cart set up with all the tools they needed and everything.
I'm so tired of posters who throw around political buzzwords like "consent manufacturing." Most of the time what they're saying is conspiratorial nonsense.
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I'm so tired of posters who throw around political buzzwords like "consent manufacturing." Most of the time what they're saying is conspiratorial nonsense.
This is not a compliment.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This is not a compliment.
I see this kind of reasoning all the time and it's just goofy; a conspiracy theory mindset. Not everything has to be about Epstein. Is there a cover-up? Yes; that much seems obvious. Is MTG resigning from Congress to somehow further that cover-up? Pure silliness.
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I see this kind of reasoning all the time and it's just goofy; a conspiracy theory mindset. Not everything has to be about Epstein. Is there a cover-up? Yes; that much seems obvious. Is MTG resigning from Congress to somehow further that cover-up? Pure silliness.
A meeting with the NYC mayor is a reminder of how things used to be. It's pretty obvious that Trump is not happy being president. His preference definitely would have been to be a big shot in NYC. He was never really accepted there and it bothers him to this day. 2/2
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A meeting with the NYC mayor is a reminder of how things used to be. It's pretty obvious that Trump is not happy being president. His preference definitely would have been to be a big shot in NYC. He was never really accepted there and it bothers him to this day. 2/2
Found on someone else's feed, but they have quoting disabled so I can't link to them for credit.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Found on someone else's feed, but they have quoting disabled so I can't link to them for credit.
In fairness, the Appalachians are rather unimpressive in comparison to the Rockies, and I say that as someone who lives in the Appalachians.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
In fairness, the Appalachians are rather unimpressive in comparison to the Rockies, and I say that as someone who lives in the Appalachians.
Haha, yes! Trebuchet! October babies for the win!
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Haha, yes! Trebuchet! October babies for the win!
What on earth? This guy thinks the American Civil War settled the question of whether all states everywhere in the world have a right to exist?
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What on earth? This guy thinks the American Civil War settled the question of whether all states everywhere in the world have a right to exist?
Sounds like your son would have improved your Spotify Wrapped.
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sounds like your son would have improved your Spotify Wrapped.
"he still struggles with emotional ups and downs" so he's a human child. got it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"he still struggles with emotional ups and downs" so he's a human child. got it.