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I write big people books. I might have comma issues. Averse to using my inside voice. I like pie.
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
look my (English) great-grandfather was distraught when his daughter married my grandfather (Scots/Irish). it's... not one big group hug of cultural identities here, and anyone who suggests it is is a nitwit
Look I don't wanna boost that Elon post about English / Scots / Irish stuff more than it needs to be boosted but anyone claiming that English / Scots / Irish culture are the same inherent base culture is inherently disqualified from any further commentary on English / Scots / Irish culture.
February 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
i am being victimized by an early sign of spring

(the chickadees who are too stupid to understand that the side of my house is not, in fact, a tree for them to attempt to nest in)

(considered spelling NOT A TREE YOU STUPID BIRB in bird tape on the side of the house but i don't think they can read)
February 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"
HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW: “.. In our in-progress research, we discovered that AI tools didn’t reduce work, they consistently intensified it.”

hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
i switched off the light and both cats were still milling around my ankles when i started walking, so inevitably i trod upon one of their feetsies, and immediately felt so guilty that both cats got apology treats because i couldn't tell which one i steppy'd

this is probably a scam but i'm good w/it
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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I do not love every damn login requiring me to use my phone. I don't love the extra 'security' that makes life more complicated for average folks while data companies are out there leaking our info like it's stored in colanders. Am I safer now? Less at risk for having my identity stolen? HELL NO.
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Post a banger not in English. (this was one of the Most Fun Concerts i have ever been to in my life, but if you gotta pick just one song...) youtu.be/w-isTDv6hq0?...
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 AM
for people who can't shut up about a place called mar a lago, these folk sure do seem to get twisted up over hearing a little spanish
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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I found a nice website that features pictures and recordings of the superb owls of Washington State. Enjoy!

wildyards.com/owls-in-wash...
All 15 Owls in Washington [With Sounds & Pictures]
Nothing is more exciting than spotting an owl in your backyard if you live in Washington. These magnificent birds of prey are a beautiful sight to behold. If
wildyards.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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Sunny beat me to the very next statement I was going to make.

The whole performance wasn’t about the triumph of the individual, but the collective effort and joy that that elevates all of us out of oppression.

They literally danced their way through and out of the history of colonialism TOGETHER.
Okay so a thing I LOVED about that is how, whereas so many halftime shows kind of elevate the star above the other dancers/extras—often literally—that was like the exact opposite, he was *with and among* the people around him
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
well here's the official version for people who want the nfl to be fully aware that we are watching it repeatedly youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?...
Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show
YouTube video by NFL
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Somebody posted the full Bad Bunny super bowl performance on Reddit. I haven't seen it posted anywhere else yet.

www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...
From the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Show Performance
Explore this post and more from the Fauxmoi community
www.reddit.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Macbeth: SHIT
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
that halftime show was like watching a 15 minute long live action movie. it was beautiful, brilliant, and a joy. most inspiring and american thing i've seen in a long dang time. excellent job from the bad bunny and associates
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 AM
awkwardly trying to psych myself up for final edits on the thing i have a month to polish up and VERY INAPPROPRIATELY my brain has served up a shiny new idea that i really can't start writing until after these edits are done, except SHINY NEW IDEA my brain won't stop rotissing. it's a problem
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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I fell headfirst down the Heated Rivalry rabbit-hole over the holidays, but I had too many other projects to focus on to do as much online yelling as I would've liked. Well... I still have far too many projects, but @assortedpuzzlepcs.bsky.social and I went and did a thing anyway. Enjoy ✨
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
he's still sitting there...
this dapper gentleman has been sitting 6 inches from my face and staring at me for the last twenty minutes so i took his picture
February 8, 2026 at 3:19 AM
this dapper gentleman has been sitting 6 inches from my face and staring at me for the last twenty minutes so i took his picture
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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Hear ye! Signups are closing at EOD TOMORROW! Now is the time to sign up to offer your fic, art, beta skills, coding help, moodboard making, typesetting--or whatever fannish thing you have to offer!--to raise money for some great organizations.

(Craft bazaar signups will stay open through 3/3)
February 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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There is no excuse for anyone in 2026 to use substack.

www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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At this point, I'm just blocking anyone who uses social justice language to substantiate their use of AI.
It's a tool of fascism.
Pick up a pencil and learn how to draw if you want art or just enjoy the art other people make. That's free.
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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I read through hundreds of emails and scoured through years of correspondence and background information to write this 4600 word report.

It confirms what we all have been saying about the anti-trans movement from the start. Read it from the top down, I can't even begin to summarize it all properly.
You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM