mittens
@mittensmorgul.com
I write big people books. I might have comma issues. Averse to using my inside voice. I like pie.
so fun to make a post that gets more than a few likes so every time i see it in my notifications i can be reminded of the dumbass typo i made
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
so fun to make a post that gets more than a few likes so every time i see it in my notifications i can be reminded of the dumbass typo i made
i know a responsible citizenry keeps current on the facts of reality, but lately there are way to many facts of reality i would be much happier not knowing
i would like to un-learn so many things i have learned recently
and maybe reality can try to be a little less revolting going forward too
i would like to un-learn so many things i have learned recently
and maybe reality can try to be a little less revolting going forward too
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i know a responsible citizenry keeps current on the facts of reality, but lately there are way to many facts of reality i would be much happier not knowing
i would like to un-learn so many things i have learned recently
and maybe reality can try to be a little less revolting going forward too
i would like to un-learn so many things i have learned recently
and maybe reality can try to be a little less revolting going forward too
7:53 pm and i just realized it's thursday. all day i thought it was friday for some reason.
weirdly disappointed now
weirdly disappointed now
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
7:53 pm and i just realized it's thursday. all day i thought it was friday for some reason.
weirdly disappointed now
weirdly disappointed now
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“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”
mostly so i can find it when i really need it... but...
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
mostly so i can find it when i really need it... but...
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
i literally thought of this post yesterday (unfortunately a day after a friend suggested ai was here to stay... i was too flummoxed hearing someone whose intelligence i respect say that i failed to come up with this reply in a timely fashion, but yes... this is the accurate comparison)
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i literally thought of this post yesterday (unfortunately a day after a friend suggested ai was here to stay... i was too flummoxed hearing someone whose intelligence i respect say that i failed to come up with this reply in a timely fashion, but yes... this is the accurate comparison)
how many times must i come THIS CLOSE to squeezing a tablespoon of bragg's liquid aminos into my tea before i move the bottle to a different shelf, far from the identically sized and shaped bottle of lime juice?
four. apparently the answer is four times >.>
four. apparently the answer is four times >.>
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
how many times must i come THIS CLOSE to squeezing a tablespoon of bragg's liquid aminos into my tea before i move the bottle to a different shelf, far from the identically sized and shaped bottle of lime juice?
four. apparently the answer is four times >.>
four. apparently the answer is four times >.>
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Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
HEAD'S UP FELLOW #CREATIVES!
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
Grammarly Rebrands Company as Superhuman, Introduces Superhuman Suite and Superhuman Go
Superhuman Platform delivers proactive, context-aware AI agents that work in the flow of work, wherever people work Grammarly today announced it is changing its company…
www.grammarly.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
had a dream last night about a journalist interviewing politicians, replying to each waffling, mealy-mouthed answer (or flat out lie) from their subjects with an increasingly adamant WRONG ANSWER, then pulling out notecards and asking pointed follow-up questions. pols looked TERRIFIED. it was GREAT!
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
had a dream last night about a journalist interviewing politicians, replying to each waffling, mealy-mouthed answer (or flat out lie) from their subjects with an increasingly adamant WRONG ANSWER, then pulling out notecards and asking pointed follow-up questions. pols looked TERRIFIED. it was GREAT!
well it's been a fabulous day from start to finish for all regular decent human beings
nice work everyone :')
nice work everyone :')
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
well it's been a fabulous day from start to finish for all regular decent human beings
nice work everyone :')
nice work everyone :')
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live view from cuomo hq
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
live view from cuomo hq
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spent my writing time this morning reading over a short thing i started a couple weeks back, made a few changes, had a few ideas. then kept reading and remembered the ORIGINAL idea i was going for, had the expected OH RIGHT moment, then went back and undid all the changes. so that was productive lol
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
spent my writing time this morning reading over a short thing i started a couple weeks back, made a few changes, had a few ideas. then kept reading and remembered the ORIGINAL idea i was going for, had the expected OH RIGHT moment, then went back and undid all the changes. so that was productive lol
he got impatient with me skeeting about him instead of giving him treats and is ready to fight me i think
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
he got impatient with me skeeting about him instead of giving him treats and is ready to fight me i think
schedule cat, aka virgil, being annoyed in my direction
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
schedule cat, aka virgil, being annoyed in my direction
Schedule Cat has become even more insistent and irritated with me for falling behind in dispensing nightly treats. he doesn't understand clocks, sadly, so the end of dst has him convinced i am a complete failure of cat parenthood.
virgil, i swear it's still an hour before the Appointed Treat Time
virgil, i swear it's still an hour before the Appointed Treat Time
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Schedule Cat has become even more insistent and irritated with me for falling behind in dispensing nightly treats. he doesn't understand clocks, sadly, so the end of dst has him convinced i am a complete failure of cat parenthood.
virgil, i swear it's still an hour before the Appointed Treat Time
virgil, i swear it's still an hour before the Appointed Treat Time
managed to get the last copy at my local shop. gonna preorder the next issue just in case :'D @gregpak.net
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
managed to get the last copy at my local shop. gonna preorder the next issue just in case :'D @gregpak.net
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Great job, everyone, we did it again
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Great job, everyone, we did it again
walked around the neighborhood with the kiddo tonight (kid is 25, we were just out for fun, not candy lol). passed a house playing The Killing Moon. kid shouted to the guy ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN. NICE. and i think the guy was caught off guard that some youth recognized the Old People Music lol
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
walked around the neighborhood with the kiddo tonight (kid is 25, we were just out for fun, not candy lol). passed a house playing The Killing Moon. kid shouted to the guy ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN. NICE. and i think the guy was caught off guard that some youth recognized the Old People Music lol
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We're here! We're queer! And it's Halloween! So have a lovely, huge pile of queer horror stories. :D
Blog post version: duckprintspress.com/2025/10/31/g...
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Blog post version: duckprintspress.com/2025/10/31/g...
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October 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
We're here! We're queer! And it's Halloween! So have a lovely, huge pile of queer horror stories. :D
Blog post version: duckprintspress.com/2025/10/31/g...
🌈📚
Blog post version: duckprintspress.com/2025/10/31/g...
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