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I write big people books. I might have comma issues. Averse to using my inside voice. I like pie.
so fun to make a post that gets more than a few likes so every time i see it in my notifications i can be reminded of the dumbass typo i made
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i know a responsible citizenry keeps current on the facts of reality, but lately there are way to many facts of reality i would be much happier not knowing

i would like to un-learn so many things i have learned recently

and maybe reality can try to be a little less revolting going forward too
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
7:53 pm and i just realized it's thursday. all day i thought it was friday for some reason.

weirdly disappointed now
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
mostly so i can find it when i really need it... but...
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
happy caturday
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
i literally thought of this post yesterday (unfortunately a day after a friend suggested ai was here to stay... i was too flummoxed hearing someone whose intelligence i respect say that i failed to come up with this reply in a timely fashion, but yes... this is the accurate comparison)
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
how many times must i come THIS CLOSE to squeezing a tablespoon of bragg's liquid aminos into my tea before i move the bottle to a different shelf, far from the identically sized and shaped bottle of lime juice?

four. apparently the answer is four times >.>
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Tula’s on the ball
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
had a dream last night about a journalist interviewing politicians, replying to each waffling, mealy-mouthed answer (or flat out lie) from their subjects with an increasingly adamant WRONG ANSWER, then pulling out notecards and asking pointed follow-up questions. pols looked TERRIFIED. it was GREAT!
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
well it's been a fabulous day from start to finish for all regular decent human beings

nice work everyone :')
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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live view from cuomo hq
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
spent my writing time this morning reading over a short thing i started a couple weeks back, made a few changes, had a few ideas. then kept reading and remembered the ORIGINAL idea i was going for, had the expected OH RIGHT moment, then went back and undid all the changes. so that was productive lol
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
FREE THEM
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
he got impatient with me skeeting about him instead of giving him treats and is ready to fight me i think
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
schedule cat, aka virgil, being annoyed in my direction
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Schedule Cat has become even more insistent and irritated with me for falling behind in dispensing nightly treats. he doesn't understand clocks, sadly, so the end of dst has him convinced i am a complete failure of cat parenthood.

virgil, i swear it's still an hour before the Appointed Treat Time
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
managed to get the last copy at my local shop. gonna preorder the next issue just in case :'D @gregpak.net
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Great job, everyone, we did it again
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
walked around the neighborhood with the kiddo tonight (kid is 25, we were just out for fun, not candy lol). passed a house playing The Killing Moon. kid shouted to the guy ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN. NICE. and i think the guy was caught off guard that some youth recognized the Old People Music lol
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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We're here! We're queer! And it's Halloween! So have a lovely, huge pile of queer horror stories. :D

Blog post version: duckprintspress.com/2025/10/31/g...

🌈📚
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM