but is it wrong that i've still refused to even glance at the martian because i enjoy your moon-based horror project too much? :'D

condolences and sympathy 💔

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

aw, but nice nice. enjoy the train (and if you stop back through dc again, let me know. i'll meet you and high five you :'D

HELLO ARE YOU IN DC? ie like *points slightly south* right there?

i will be the favorite house (full size scoop of green bean casserole)

the situation is now so dire even the more chill secondary cat is getting pushy about the ongoing lack of evening treats

congrats! may your cheese situation be eternally bountiful :')