Mistress of all Evil
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~Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy.~
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I got in the shower. A large spider jumped in. I got out, toweled off, and walked away. This is called Nope Not One More Thing
March 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I got in the shower. A large spider jumped in. I got out, toweled off, and walked away. This is called Nope Not One More Thing
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the notes i take during calls are unknowable. when we hang up and i read them over, i have less of an idea of what just happened. why did i write “hat”
March 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the notes i take during calls are unknowable. when we hang up and i read them over, i have less of an idea of what just happened. why did i write “hat”
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Argue with me if you must, but I think a store that kicks you out for trying to pay with furs, rum, and live birds shouldn't have the audacity to call themselves "Trader" Joes.
March 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Argue with me if you must, but I think a store that kicks you out for trying to pay with furs, rum, and live birds shouldn't have the audacity to call themselves "Trader" Joes.
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Saying "she's not here, can I take a message" to their face when people come in and ask for me at work
March 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Saying "she's not here, can I take a message" to their face when people come in and ask for me at work
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imagine a baby named larry you can’t it is impossible
March 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
imagine a baby named larry you can’t it is impossible
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my sister accused me of stealing clothes and i nearly shit her pants
March 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
my sister accused me of stealing clothes and i nearly shit her pants
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I'm down to my last avocado.
Do I make guacamole?
Or do I sell it and use the money to buy a lesser Picasso?
Do I make guacamole?
Or do I sell it and use the money to buy a lesser Picasso?
March 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm down to my last avocado.
Do I make guacamole?
Or do I sell it and use the money to buy a lesser Picasso?
Do I make guacamole?
Or do I sell it and use the money to buy a lesser Picasso?
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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back and shoulder muscles: they're like batteries, for storing tension
January 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
back and shoulder muscles: they're like batteries, for storing tension
<GET A THERAPIST!> - CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP <GET A THERAPIST!> CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Mel Gibson: I’m glad Trump is here. It’s like daddy arrived and he’s taking his belt off
January 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️
November 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️
First post here. For anyone following from Twitter, Yes, this is the same Mistress of all Evil from Twitter.
Everyone else not from Twitter who wishes to follow me I guarantee this is going to be a weird and slightly frightening ride but it's gonna be fun
Everyone else not from Twitter who wishes to follow me I guarantee this is going to be a weird and slightly frightening ride but it's gonna be fun
a woman in a black shirt is making a peace sign and saying `` we 're all gonna have fun '' .
ALT: a woman in a black shirt is making a peace sign and saying `` we 're all gonna have fun '' .
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November 15, 2024 at 6:14 AM
First post here. For anyone following from Twitter, Yes, this is the same Mistress of all Evil from Twitter.
Everyone else not from Twitter who wishes to follow me I guarantee this is going to be a weird and slightly frightening ride but it's gonna be fun
Everyone else not from Twitter who wishes to follow me I guarantee this is going to be a weird and slightly frightening ride but it's gonna be fun