The April ®️
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📍ĦЄꞀꞀⱭ, ȈȻЄꞀⱭȠĐ 🎈Born August 10
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The April ®️
@theapril.bsky.social
· Mar 16
Argue with me if you must, but I think a store that kicks you out for trying to pay with furs, rum, and live birds shouldn't have the audacity to call themselves "Trader" Joes.
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I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."
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I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."
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I'm just going to leave this here.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm just going to leave this here.
I'm just going to leave this here.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm just going to leave this here.
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See, I attend the Copay Conventions, where they actually give me a free cosplay costume, just as long as I tell people about InsureCo's reasonable out-of-pocket liability coverage.
October 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
See, I attend the Copay Conventions, where they actually give me a free cosplay costume, just as long as I tell people about InsureCo's reasonable out-of-pocket liability coverage.
It's called "giving back," folks.
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It's called "giving back," folks.
Be sure to check here daily for more of my Halloween tips!
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Be sure to check here daily for more of my Halloween tips!
Of course, this is the first Browns game since 0-16 that I consciously choose to skip. -.-
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Of course, this is the first Browns game since 0-16 that I consciously choose to skip. -.-
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Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
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One day, I shall open up a chain of sex toy stores and name it "Whoreticulture."
October 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
One day, I shall open up a chain of sex toy stores and name it "Whoreticulture."
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Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
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I'm considering installing a magazine torture rack in my study.
October 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm considering installing a magazine torture rack in my study.
I'm considering installing a magazine torture rack in my study.
October 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm considering installing a magazine torture rack in my study.