The April ®️
@theapril.bsky.social
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The April ®️
@theapril.bsky.social
· Mar 16
Argue with me if you must, but I think a store that kicks you out for trying to pay with furs, rum, and live birds shouldn't have the audacity to call themselves "Trader" Joes.
This is your friendly reminder that last year the Cleveland Browns brought on a "coaching and personnel consultant" named Mike Vrabel, who just took the hapless New England Patriots back to the Super Bowl in his first year as Head Coach, after Cleveland fired the HC they kept. 😂
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 AM
This is your friendly reminder that last year the Cleveland Browns brought on a "coaching and personnel consultant" named Mike Vrabel, who just took the hapless New England Patriots back to the Super Bowl in his first year as Head Coach, after Cleveland fired the HC they kept. 😂
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Instead of cocaine, I like to snort various spices so my sneezes have flavour.
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Instead of cocaine, I like to snort various spices so my sneezes have flavour.
Instead of cocaine, I like to snort various spices so my sneezes have flavour.
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Instead of cocaine, I like to snort various spices so my sneezes have flavour.
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This should be white up your alley.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This should be white up your alley.
This should be white up your alley.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This should be white up your alley.
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I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."
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I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."
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I'm just going to leave this here.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm just going to leave this here.
I'm just going to leave this here.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm just going to leave this here.
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See, I attend the Copay Conventions, where they actually give me a free cosplay costume, just as long as I tell people about InsureCo's reasonable out-of-pocket liability coverage.
October 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
See, I attend the Copay Conventions, where they actually give me a free cosplay costume, just as long as I tell people about InsureCo's reasonable out-of-pocket liability coverage.
It's called "giving back," folks.
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It's called "giving back," folks.
Be sure to check here daily for more of my Halloween tips!
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Be sure to check here daily for more of my Halloween tips!
Of course, this is the first Browns game since 0-16 that I consciously choose to skip. -.-
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Of course, this is the first Browns game since 0-16 that I consciously choose to skip. -.-
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Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
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One day, I shall open up a chain of sex toy stores and name it "Whoreticulture."
October 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
One day, I shall open up a chain of sex toy stores and name it "Whoreticulture."
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Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.