The April ®️
@theapril.bsky.social
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📍ĦЄꞀꞀⱭ, ȈȻЄꞀⱭȠĐ 🎈Born August 10
#UCLA
📍ĦЄꞀꞀⱭ, ȈȻЄꞀⱭȠĐ 🎈Born August 10
I'm just going to leave this here.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm just going to leave this here.
It's called "giving back," folks.
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It's called "giving back," folks.
Be sure to check here daily for more of my Halloween tips!
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Be sure to check here daily for more of my Halloween tips!
Of course, this is the first Browns game since 0-16 that I consciously choose to skip. -.-
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Of course, this is the first Browns game since 0-16 that I consciously choose to skip. -.-
Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
One day, I shall open up a chain of sex toy stores and name it "Whoreticulture."
October 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
One day, I shall open up a chain of sex toy stores and name it "Whoreticulture."
Nature is so amazing. I love how this photograph of the sky looks like a cloud floating over a bag of cotton balls.
September 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Nature is so amazing. I love how this photograph of the sky looks like a cloud floating over a bag of cotton balls.
Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
September 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
RIP Robert Redford
September 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
RIP Robert Redford
I made Ricky Gervais chuckle today, and I have never felt more seen. 😅
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I made Ricky Gervais chuckle today, and I have never felt more seen. 😅
The Browns Kicker jersey. 😆
September 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Browns Kicker jersey. 😆
I gotta admit, Kyler Murray looks raring to go for today's Arizona Cardinals' matchup with the New Orleans Saints.
September 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I gotta admit, Kyler Murray looks raring to go for today's Arizona Cardinals' matchup with the New Orleans Saints.
Browns rocking the orange pants. 😍
September 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Browns rocking the orange pants. 😍
The Cleveland Browns in an AFC North matchup, and the fricking game is on FOX? What the actual fuh? I hate FOX everything.
September 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The Cleveland Browns in an AFC North matchup, and the fricking game is on FOX? What the actual fuh? I hate FOX everything.
The villains are even better.
September 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The villains are even better.
This is how religions get invented.
September 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is how religions get invented.
My new profile banner. And before any Johnny Depp fans accuse me of using ai, this is really me, I swear, because my nefarious scheme is for everyone to be convinced that I really am a mythical vampyre in real life.
September 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My new profile banner. And before any Johnny Depp fans accuse me of using ai, this is really me, I swear, because my nefarious scheme is for everyone to be convinced that I really am a mythical vampyre in real life.
I SAID I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING OVER JOE GARAGIOLA'S PANTS!
September 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I SAID I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING OVER JOE GARAGIOLA'S PANTS!
Amber Heard is prettier than you. Get over it.
September 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Amber Heard is prettier than you. Get over it.
"You kids today with your loud music and your digital watches and your calculators and your Hula Hoops and your Sarah Michelle Gellars and your Teddy Ruxpins and your Space: 1999s and your karaoke and your blue teeth VCRs..."
September 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
"You kids today with your loud music and your digital watches and your calculators and your Hula Hoops and your Sarah Michelle Gellars and your Teddy Ruxpins and your Space: 1999s and your karaoke and your blue teeth VCRs..."
I really expected the Trump Announcement to look a lot more like this- complete with the prerequisite nonsensical ADR, and the 23rd-century puppet strings. 🖖
September 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I really expected the Trump Announcement to look a lot more like this- complete with the prerequisite nonsensical ADR, and the 23rd-century puppet strings. 🖖