The April ®️
@theapril.bsky.social
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📍ĦЄꞀꞀⱭ, ȈȻЄꞀⱭȠĐ 🎈Born August 10
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📍ĦЄꞀꞀⱭ, ȈȻЄꞀⱭȠĐ 🎈Born August 10
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The April ®️
@theapril.bsky.social
· Mar 16
Argue with me if you must, but I think a store that kicks you out for trying to pay with furs, rum, and live birds shouldn't have the audacity to call themselves "Trader" Joes.
This should be white up your alley.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This should be white up your alley.
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I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."
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I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm thinking of starting up a corporation. Not for any unique product or services, just mostly so I can pioneer a zany new Human Resources department and name it "H.R. Pufnstuf."
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I'm just going to leave this here.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm just going to leave this here.
I'm just going to leave this here.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm just going to leave this here.
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See, I attend the Copay Conventions, where they actually give me a free cosplay costume, just as long as I tell people about InsureCo's reasonable out-of-pocket liability coverage.
October 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
See, I attend the Copay Conventions, where they actually give me a free cosplay costume, just as long as I tell people about InsureCo's reasonable out-of-pocket liability coverage.
It's called "giving back," folks.
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It's called "giving back," folks.
Be sure to check here daily for more of my Halloween tips!
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Be sure to check here daily for more of my Halloween tips!
Of course, this is the first Browns game since 0-16 that I consciously choose to skip. -.-
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Of course, this is the first Browns game since 0-16 that I consciously choose to skip. -.-
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Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
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One day, I shall open up a chain of sex toy stores and name it "Whoreticulture."
October 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
One day, I shall open up a chain of sex toy stores and name it "Whoreticulture."
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Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
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I'm considering installing a magazine torture rack in my study.
October 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm considering installing a magazine torture rack in my study.