Noah Milligan
@milligannoah.bsky.social
Author & Co-founder of the Writer's Co-op at @lpwriterscoop.bsky.social
Books: An Elegant Theory (2016), Five Hundred Poor (2018), & Into Captivity They Will Go (2019)
Find them here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/authors/Noah-Milligan/220312813
Books: An Elegant Theory (2016), Five Hundred Poor (2018), & Into Captivity They Will Go (2019)
Find them here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/authors/Noah-Milligan/220312813
They should make a legal thriller sequel to Dante's Peak and its just the investigation into the political coverup for economic reasons
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
They should make a legal thriller sequel to Dante's Peak and its just the investigation into the political coverup for economic reasons
The MLB should give a gold glove out to ball boys/girls
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The MLB should give a gold glove out to ball boys/girls
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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I'm ngl, y'all. Moving sucks
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm ngl, y'all. Moving sucks
Anybody know of a small press open to unsolicited submissions of weird novel-in-stories? There's aliens and ghosts of century old secretary of states, a cursed revolver once owned by Jesse James, prosthetic eyeballs, teenage manslaughter, and some other kooky things
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Anybody know of a small press open to unsolicited submissions of weird novel-in-stories? There's aliens and ghosts of century old secretary of states, a cursed revolver once owned by Jesse James, prosthetic eyeballs, teenage manslaughter, and some other kooky things
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is complete hogwash
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically is continued in following text.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically is continued in following text.
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically is continued in following text.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically is continued in following text.
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
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November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
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retweet this if you have taken a shit before
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
retweet this if you have taken a shit before
It is very important in this age of fascism that we as leftists and the resistance should, nay it is our duty to, spend most if not all of our energy on pedantic infighting
October 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It is very important in this age of fascism that we as leftists and the resistance should, nay it is our duty to, spend most if not all of our energy on pedantic infighting
The guy DJing the grocery store:
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The guy DJing the grocery store:
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“What’s this talk of hunting with a twenty-two?” his dad says. “That’s too small a caliber.”
“Not if you want what you’re hunting to suffer,” Daryl says. “I want to take you into the woods, Dad, and shoot you a hundred times over before you die.” - Devin James Leonard mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
“Not if you want what you’re hunting to suffer,” Daryl says. “I want to take you into the woods, Dad, and shoot you a hundred times over before you die.” - Devin James Leonard mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“What’s this talk of hunting with a twenty-two?” his dad says. “That’s too small a caliber.”
“Not if you want what you’re hunting to suffer,” Daryl says. “I want to take you into the woods, Dad, and shoot you a hundred times over before you die.” - Devin James Leonard mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
“Not if you want what you’re hunting to suffer,” Daryl says. “I want to take you into the woods, Dad, and shoot you a hundred times over before you die.” - Devin James Leonard mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
The only terrorism I can remember happening in Chicago is the DMB bus poop incident of 2004
October 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The only terrorism I can remember happening in Chicago is the DMB bus poop incident of 2004
I think I just sold my house. I'm moving to Colorado, y'all! I am in tears!
October 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I think I just sold my house. I'm moving to Colorado, y'all! I am in tears!
Probably fine, right?
October 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Probably fine, right?
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Publishers should be invested in promoting the books they publish.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Publishers should be invested in promoting the books they publish.
We're all rooting for the Mariners, right?
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
We're all rooting for the Mariners, right?
So are we still talking about taking Greenland or did that just kinda fizzle out?
October 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So are we still talking about taking Greenland or did that just kinda fizzle out?
Mine's blue but hell yeah it is
October 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Mine's blue but hell yeah it is
If elected president, I will pardon all registered democrats, green party members, communists, dem socialists, and any veritably left wing person from any and all past, present, or future federal crimes.
Get creative! Have fun with it!
Get creative! Have fun with it!
October 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If elected president, I will pardon all registered democrats, green party members, communists, dem socialists, and any veritably left wing person from any and all past, present, or future federal crimes.
Get creative! Have fun with it!
Get creative! Have fun with it!
Fuck it. Lacing all my next book's pages with LSD
no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask
October 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Fuck it. Lacing all my next book's pages with LSD
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