MrBullBull
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· Mar 21
BULL #12: for the shorties
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"I was suicidal & bored like every summer in Portland, barely alive. Jonathan had a blonde wife who wanted a new kitchen. I gave him head after he bought me a burrito from Taco Bell & before he told me his wife was pregnant with his third child." Erika Spadavecchia mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"I was suicidal & bored like every summer in Portland, barely alive. Jonathan had a blonde wife who wanted a new kitchen. I gave him head after he bought me a burrito from Taco Bell & before he told me his wife was pregnant with his third child." Erika Spadavecchia mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
"The movie took on a dissolving pattern, the square screen going soft at the corners, rounding off and he thought not of what he’d done, but what he hadn’t done. And more about what he still could do to balance all that had happened." - Sheldon Lee Compton mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"The movie took on a dissolving pattern, the square screen going soft at the corners, rounding off and he thought not of what he’d done, but what he hadn’t done. And more about what he still could do to balance all that had happened." - Sheldon Lee Compton mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
"its just like peeing. it is peeing, what am i talking about, why am i narrating this? i started peeing, missed the cup, and realized i didn’t even know where it was coming from. i wasn’t sure whether to be disgusted or panicked" - Sydney Ronquillo mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"its just like peeing. it is peeing, what am i talking about, why am i narrating this? i started peeing, missed the cup, and realized i didn’t even know where it was coming from. i wasn’t sure whether to be disgusted or panicked" - Sydney Ronquillo mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
"The enormous, stinking, crap filled the room. Growing bigger, busting pipes, and soiling sheets, the table in front of me smelled like Patchouli was holding onto its last astrology chart." @frank212.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/moan...
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"The enormous, stinking, crap filled the room. Growing bigger, busting pipes, and soiling sheets, the table in front of me smelled like Patchouli was holding onto its last astrology chart." @frank212.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/moan...
"All these years on the road and I’ve never done anything like that before. What really unnerves me is how I barely feel guilty." - Joshua D. Wetjen mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"All these years on the road and I’ve never done anything like that before. What really unnerves me is how I barely feel guilty." - Joshua D. Wetjen mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
"My supervisor says that Olfactory Response Experts are like taste-testers or test-drivers. Instead of dipping fries in new condiments at Craft-Heinz or taking the latest Audi for a spin around a track, we smell cat feces and urine." - Benjamin Gibbons mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"My supervisor says that Olfactory Response Experts are like taste-testers or test-drivers. Instead of dipping fries in new condiments at Craft-Heinz or taking the latest Audi for a spin around a track, we smell cat feces and urine." - Benjamin Gibbons mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
"That night I jammed my erect penis into the opening of Dad’s new wife’s minced garlic jar and put it back in the fridge, so I guessed we were even." - Joey Damiano mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"That night I jammed my erect penis into the opening of Dad’s new wife’s minced garlic jar and put it back in the fridge, so I guessed we were even." - Joey Damiano mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
"An ant crawls across the patio table. You fix your eyes. The bug starts to move away; you press with your thumb. The ant’s legs writhe from its crushed body. When I asked why, you say you weren’t done looking at it yet." - David Henson mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"An ant crawls across the patio table. You fix your eyes. The bug starts to move away; you press with your thumb. The ant’s legs writhe from its crushed body. When I asked why, you say you weren’t done looking at it yet." - David Henson mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
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"He thought then that was true, that he was done, and he did not know then as he knew now that he had known then without knowing it that going—finishing and leaving—was something." - Greg Mulcahy mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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"He thought then that was true, that he was done, and he did not know then as he knew now that he had known then without knowing it that going—finishing and leaving—was something." - Greg Mulcahy mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
"He thought then that was true, that he was done, and he did not know then as he knew now that he had known then without knowing it that going—finishing and leaving—was something." - Greg Mulcahy mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
"Prominent signage warned that the home was protected by Smith and Wesson, & the owner had six good reasons to stay away. Walter Jesup didn’t need to spray and pray. He was a crack shot ever since his service days." - Hollis Black mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Prominent signage warned that the home was protected by Smith and Wesson, & the owner had six good reasons to stay away. Walter Jesup didn’t need to spray and pray. He was a crack shot ever since his service days." - Hollis Black mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
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"It wasn’t so bad, once we got used to the smell of raw meat and the odd disappearance when one of us pissed her off and the utter, brutal ruthlessness of Tyra Banks." @tiffmzlee.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"It wasn’t so bad, once we got used to the smell of raw meat and the odd disappearance when one of us pissed her off and the utter, brutal ruthlessness of Tyra Banks." @tiffmzlee.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"It wasn’t so bad, once we got used to the smell of raw meat and the odd disappearance when one of us pissed her off and the utter, brutal ruthlessness of Tyra Banks." @tiffmzlee.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
"When at a red light for too long I’d headbutt my father. Helmet to helmet, just to say hello. Pachycephalosaurus was one of the last dinosaurs around, headbutting throughout the late Cretaceous. That is until an asteroid hit the planet." - Ben Desbois mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"When at a red light for too long I’d headbutt my father. Helmet to helmet, just to say hello. Pachycephalosaurus was one of the last dinosaurs around, headbutting throughout the late Cretaceous. That is until an asteroid hit the planet." - Ben Desbois mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
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"A one-eared beagle with a bleeding wound waited on the porch wagging her tail; another pup a townie had been undoubtedly tossed out on the dirt road."
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November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Thanks for publishing @mrbullbull.bsky.social
"A one-eared beagle with a bleeding wound waited on the porch wagging her tail; another pup a townie had been undoubtedly tossed out on the dirt road."
@jhhwriter.bsky.social
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@jhhwriter.bsky.social
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November 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"A one-eared beagle with a bleeding wound waited on the porch wagging her tail; another pup a townie had been undoubtedly tossed out on the dirt road."
@jhhwriter.bsky.social
mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
@jhhwriter.bsky.social
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"I don’t want to throw up in front of Medusa again, but she outranks me. 'Are you really gonna do this?' she asks like it’s the first time. But it’s not." - Nicholas De Marino mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
"I don’t want to throw up in front of Medusa again, but she outranks me. 'Are you really gonna do this?' she asks like it’s the first time. But it’s not." - Nicholas De Marino mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
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“These differences didn’t matter so much now. We had Butthole Surfers to find.”
@alkratz.bsky.social in @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
@alkratz.bsky.social in @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
Early Forms | MrBullBull
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November 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
“These differences didn’t matter so much now. We had Butthole Surfers to find.”
@alkratz.bsky.social in @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
@alkratz.bsky.social in @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
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“…and what if his parents were waiting, arms outstretched, instead of the door locked, no lights on except for his sister’s room, and she looked down at him from her window for a moment before dropping the blind like…”
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@dawnwriter.bsky.social @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
An Alternate History of Inmate 2090-54C, Age 20 | MrBullBull
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November 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
“…and what if his parents were waiting, arms outstretched, instead of the door locked, no lights on except for his sister’s room, and she looked down at him from her window for a moment before dropping the blind like…”
@dawnwriter.bsky.social @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
@dawnwriter.bsky.social @mrbullbull.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
"While most people came to the sauna to unwind, Ivan came to dominate." - George Oleksandrovych mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
November 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"While most people came to the sauna to unwind, Ivan came to dominate." - George Oleksandrovych mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
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Here's 3 short pieces for everybody. Thank you Ben at @mrbullbull.bsky.social - I'm very pleased to be on the pages!
"Bodies stayed on the ground for hours that kissed days as one death followed another in the city of hard justice. All part of the deal that cops had made with themselves known by undercover names such as community service & that which must be done." @victordavid.com mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Here's 3 short pieces for everybody. Thank you Ben at @mrbullbull.bsky.social - I'm very pleased to be on the pages!
"Bodies stayed on the ground for hours that kissed days as one death followed another in the city of hard justice. All part of the deal that cops had made with themselves known by undercover names such as community service & that which must be done." @victordavid.com mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"Bodies stayed on the ground for hours that kissed days as one death followed another in the city of hard justice. All part of the deal that cops had made with themselves known by undercover names such as community service & that which must be done." @victordavid.com mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
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"Years later I watched a music video & saw a girl flop into the back seat of a car, legs dangling out the door & the whole thing came back, repeating in my head for hours like the return of a chronic infection, like a burning, corrosive rash." @ilanamiral.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"Years later I watched a music video & saw a girl flop into the back seat of a car, legs dangling out the door & the whole thing came back, repeating in my head for hours like the return of a chronic infection, like a burning, corrosive rash." @ilanamiral.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Years later I watched a music video & saw a girl flop into the back seat of a car, legs dangling out the door & the whole thing came back, repeating in my head for hours like the return of a chronic infection, like a burning, corrosive rash." @ilanamiral.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/crea...
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Happy Halloween 🎃! Thank you for reading my flash in BULL! mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃! Thank you for reading my flash in BULL! mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...