Noah Milligan
@milligannoah.bsky.social
Author & Co-founder of the Writer's Co-op at @lpwriterscoop.bsky.social
Books: An Elegant Theory (2016), Five Hundred Poor (2018), & Into Captivity They Will Go (2019)
Find them here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/authors/Noah-Milligan/220312813
Books: An Elegant Theory (2016), Five Hundred Poor (2018), & Into Captivity They Will Go (2019)
Find them here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/authors/Noah-Milligan/220312813
I was on St. Thomas one time and told a couple that urine doesn't do anything for a jellyfish sting while mid golden shower and I'm pretty sure they broke up
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was on St. Thomas one time and told a couple that urine doesn't do anything for a jellyfish sting while mid golden shower and I'm pretty sure they broke up
It's not pretty hard if you're not an idiot, Anna
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's not pretty hard if you're not an idiot, Anna
Oh, hey, quick question: what the fuck is wrong with you?
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Oh, hey, quick question: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Sounds like they hate capitalism and competition
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Sounds like they hate capitalism and competition
After many many years of planning (2.5 (not many many I just suck at math lol)), I finally moved to CO literally yesterday.
I found a human skull on a broken toilet in my new garage and I've never been happier
I found a human skull on a broken toilet in my new garage and I've never been happier
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
After many many years of planning (2.5 (not many many I just suck at math lol)), I finally moved to CO literally yesterday.
I found a human skull on a broken toilet in my new garage and I've never been happier
I found a human skull on a broken toilet in my new garage and I've never been happier
Spent 40 years in OK. This place has been afflicted with child sex abuse long before Lankford and will remain so long after. Everyone knows it, and all baptists look the other way while they still send their kids. I've had people disclose to me how they were abused there but STILL SEND THEIR KIDS
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Spent 40 years in OK. This place has been afflicted with child sex abuse long before Lankford and will remain so long after. Everyone knows it, and all baptists look the other way while they still send their kids. I've had people disclose to me how they were abused there but STILL SEND THEIR KIDS
The only thing I can think of that makes sense (thus the dems probably won't do this) is end the shutdown so that that rep from AZ is sworn in to force a vote on releasing the epstein files and picking up the ACA fight again once the CR expires on 1/30
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The only thing I can think of that makes sense (thus the dems probably won't do this) is end the shutdown so that that rep from AZ is sworn in to force a vote on releasing the epstein files and picking up the ACA fight again once the CR expires on 1/30
This has to be bullshit. Please for the love of jeebus please please be bullshit
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This has to be bullshit. Please for the love of jeebus please please be bullshit
You'd think microdosing schizophrenia every Sunday morning would produce discerning intellectuals!
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You'd think microdosing schizophrenia every Sunday morning would produce discerning intellectuals!
Hahahaha that makes it so much funnier
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Hahahaha that makes it so much funnier
Yeah that sounds about right
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Yeah that sounds about right
I'm delightful in a deposition lol
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'm delightful in a deposition lol
She went to law school? Why?
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
She went to law school? Why?
I can't do that. Just bugs the crap out of me. I just hit select all and mark as read lol
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I can't do that. Just bugs the crap out of me. I just hit select all and mark as read lol
Tbh, if this episode has taught me anything, I've probably unknowingly corresponded with not necessarily sex trafficking kingpins but many ppl who have been or would be involved somehow. The problem is much latger than I ever thought. Oh, sweet naïveté
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Tbh, if this episode has taught me anything, I've probably unknowingly corresponded with not necessarily sex trafficking kingpins but many ppl who have been or would be involved somehow. The problem is much latger than I ever thought. Oh, sweet naïveté
I would've said a bald woman with a closeted gay boyfriend
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I would've said a bald woman with a closeted gay boyfriend
I bet it was magnitudes higher than that.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I bet it was magnitudes higher than that.
Probably not because no one knows who you are and you're probably not a good enough actor to get the role
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Probably not because no one knows who you are and you're probably not a good enough actor to get the role
That's more than Dahmer and Bundy combined
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
That's more than Dahmer and Bundy combined
Hit for the cycle while striking out ten and hitting a walk off grand slam?
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Hit for the cycle while striking out ten and hitting a walk off grand slam?
But now he's rich
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
But now he's rich
Make a james bond movie about a junior high kid trying to find who stole the class pet. Boom. Problem solved
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Make a james bond movie about a junior high kid trying to find who stole the class pet. Boom. Problem solved
No way this guy wasn't a pervert.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No way this guy wasn't a pervert.
About how he got a dui in raleigh.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
About how he got a dui in raleigh.