Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop
@milklegscoop.bsky.social
Nerdy dad in my 40s. Wanna be streamer. Single, pansexual and gender fluid.
Pinned
I love my cpap machine because I can actually sleep at night, but it has taken my ability to to fall asleep with my face in your breasts or on your thighs while we cuddle from me. That is some bullshit. XD
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Looks at this awesome art that @zappit.bsky.social drew of my dnd character, Maurina!
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Looks at this awesome art that @zappit.bsky.social drew of my dnd character, Maurina!
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I am in my "stupid horny" era.
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I am in my "stupid horny" era.
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Suspending Patton Oswald in favor of Megyn Kelly while she was defending pedophile rapists is so embarrassing.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Suspending Patton Oswald in favor of Megyn Kelly while she was defending pedophile rapists is so embarrassing.
Oh god. My coworker is now telling me about how she doubts the moon landing.... kill me...
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Oh god. My coworker is now telling me about how she doubts the moon landing.... kill me...
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Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months
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for some reason, i don’t believe them
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
for some reason, i don’t believe them
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Well, at least everyone suffered for nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well, at least everyone suffered for nothing.
Bummer. I guess I didn't back up my animal crossing island when I sold my Switch last year. Gonna miss Bob. XD
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Bummer. I guess I didn't back up my animal crossing island when I sold my Switch last year. Gonna miss Bob. XD
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Pokemon Legends Z-A is crazy giving us the fish eye lens...
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Pokemon Legends Z-A is crazy giving us the fish eye lens...
I am in my "stupid horny" era.
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I am in my "stupid horny" era.
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Fortnite is over party womp womp eat shit
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Fortnite is over party womp womp eat shit
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Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
Pokemon Legends Z-A is crazy giving us the fish eye lens...
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Pokemon Legends Z-A is crazy giving us the fish eye lens...
Looks at this awesome art that @zappit.bsky.social drew of my dnd character, Maurina!
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Looks at this awesome art that @zappit.bsky.social drew of my dnd character, Maurina!
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social Not sure if you fuck with digital comics, but SPAWN! www.humblebundle.com/books/image-...
Humble Comic Bundle: Image Comics in the '90s
Collect the hottest titles from Image Comics with a mix of retro and modern hits and help support The BINC Foundation with your purchase!
www.humblebundle.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social Not sure if you fuck with digital comics, but SPAWN! www.humblebundle.com/books/image-...
@whimsicalphil.bsky.social holy cow. Did you guys see this? I know you love Astrobot.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
@whimsicalphil.bsky.social holy cow. Did you guys see this? I know you love Astrobot.
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bsky already has a dislike feature and that’s them not liking the post or calling us a bitch in our mentions
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
bsky already has a dislike feature and that’s them not liking the post or calling us a bitch in our mentions
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i'm gonna be real i didn't expect to live through a full embrace of police state fascism
i don't like it
i don't like it
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i'm gonna be real i didn't expect to live through a full embrace of police state fascism
i don't like it
i don't like it
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Desperately need this hat
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Desperately need this hat
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We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
Greg Gutfeld says he doesn't understand how vaccines work as “a community preventative thing”
Greg Gutfeld says he doesn't understand how vaccines work as "a community preventative thing"
www.mediamatters.org
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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Elderly man who’s really into collecting antique dolls wearing a “protect the dolls” shirt but does not know much about trans issues.
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Elderly man who’s really into collecting antique dolls wearing a “protect the dolls” shirt but does not know much about trans issues.
Oh how I love to see it.
Judge rules George R.R. Martin and other authors can sue OpenAI for copyright infringement
• Said ChatGPT generated 'Game of Thrones' content similar enough to infringe copyright
• OpenAI’s motion to dismiss was denied
• Said ChatGPT generated 'Game of Thrones' content similar enough to infringe copyright
• OpenAI’s motion to dismiss was denied
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Oh how I love to see it.
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This might be a controversial take, but keep your feet off my penis. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This might be a controversial take, but keep your feet off my penis. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
This might be a controversial take, but keep your feet off my penis. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This might be a controversial take, but keep your feet off my penis. Thank you for your attention on this matter.