Dessa the Dog Blessed
@tallulahbarkhead.bsky.social
30+ Sigma Femoid Goblin / Doggy VVoman Mommy Mutt
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#bakedrhymes
Tracing Poetry
Along blushing skin
Savoring each breath
Shared together
Life moves so quickly
Here together
Let us Slow
Let us Rest
Let us steal quiet
From tomorrow
With each kiss
We delight in the moment
Shelter
Against the coming Storm
Tracing Poetry
Along blushing skin
Savoring each breath
Shared together
Life moves so quickly
Here together
Let us Slow
Let us Rest
Let us steal quiet
From tomorrow
With each kiss
We delight in the moment
Shelter
Against the coming Storm
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
#bakedrhymes
Tracing Poetry
Along blushing skin
Savoring each breath
Shared together
Life moves so quickly
Here together
Let us Slow
Let us Rest
Let us steal quiet
From tomorrow
With each kiss
We delight in the moment
Shelter
Against the coming Storm
Tracing Poetry
Along blushing skin
Savoring each breath
Shared together
Life moves so quickly
Here together
Let us Slow
Let us Rest
Let us steal quiet
From tomorrow
With each kiss
We delight in the moment
Shelter
Against the coming Storm
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Real The Act of Creation of the Self is a Voluntary and sometimes Violent Act That Must Be Done Lest Your Soul Rot hours.
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Real The Act of Creation of the Self is a Voluntary and sometimes Violent Act That Must Be Done Lest Your Soul Rot hours.
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
Midwest E1MOne
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Midwest E1MOne
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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For the record even my fat ass is resting on a building you absolutely should still be drooling over it. I'm very much still food!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just very very big food
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
For the record even my fat ass is resting on a building you absolutely should still be drooling over it. I'm very much still food!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just very very big food
Please deposit $??? Into my venmo for a silly treat
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Please deposit $??? Into my venmo for a silly treat
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Hey guys, watch out. There’s a new scam going around where you think you’re going to get free cheese, but then the cheese triggers a spring mechanism and then it snaps you.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hey guys, watch out. There’s a new scam going around where you think you’re going to get free cheese, but then the cheese triggers a spring mechanism and then it snaps you.
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infinitely eyed angel with too many teeth in its mouth:
“no one said the divine machinations made sense, simply that they occurred.
now enjoy the testimonies of these purgative crcustacean visaged fetuses as i review your paperwork“
“no one said the divine machinations made sense, simply that they occurred.
now enjoy the testimonies of these purgative crcustacean visaged fetuses as i review your paperwork“
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
infinitely eyed angel with too many teeth in its mouth:
“no one said the divine machinations made sense, simply that they occurred.
now enjoy the testimonies of these purgative crcustacean visaged fetuses as i review your paperwork“
“no one said the divine machinations made sense, simply that they occurred.
now enjoy the testimonies of these purgative crcustacean visaged fetuses as i review your paperwork“
Fortnite is over party womp womp eat shit
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Fortnite is over party womp womp eat shit
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
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heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
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men shouldn't be allowed to make fun of me they're the prey animal gender
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
men shouldn't be allowed to make fun of me they're the prey animal gender
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"god forbid a man has a hobby" yes i do forbid that. get back to work.
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
"god forbid a man has a hobby" yes i do forbid that. get back to work.
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death will not do us part. there is no escaping me. i will find u in the afterlife. i love u
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
death will not do us part. there is no escaping me. i will find u in the afterlife. i love u
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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becoming the new marie kondo with my “drink 4 beers and throw things out impulsively” method
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
becoming the new marie kondo with my “drink 4 beers and throw things out impulsively” method
New icon by @honeydewwolf.bsky.social !
Love her to death 💜
Love her to death 💜
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
New icon by @honeydewwolf.bsky.social !
Love her to death 💜
Love her to death 💜
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t4t couple looking up mixed dog breeds of the dogs they kin like a cishet couple throwing their selfies into faceapp to see what baby they'd make
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
t4t couple looking up mixed dog breeds of the dogs they kin like a cishet couple throwing their selfies into faceapp to see what baby they'd make
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just told my bratty submissive she / they puppygirl about #DickCheney. she had tears in her eyes & then did a fortnight pose & barked "#Dickanda forever" - which is the sort of pop-culture mashup that we can celebrate.
naturally i punished her for speaking out of turn. she came immediately.
naturally i punished her for speaking out of turn. she came immediately.
Dick Cheney was responsible for the murders of 4.5 million people through his war crimes & warmongering imperialism.
It is a shame he didn’t die sooner.
Rot in piss, you genocidal monster. hell cannot burn hot enough for your lecherous scabby ass.
Source:
costsofwar.watson.brown.edu/costs/human
It is a shame he didn’t die sooner.
Rot in piss, you genocidal monster. hell cannot burn hot enough for your lecherous scabby ass.
Source:
costsofwar.watson.brown.edu/costs/human
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
just told my bratty submissive she / they puppygirl about #DickCheney. she had tears in her eyes & then did a fortnight pose & barked "#Dickanda forever" - which is the sort of pop-culture mashup that we can celebrate.
naturally i punished her for speaking out of turn. she came immediately.
naturally i punished her for speaking out of turn. she came immediately.
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One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.
I love being a woman who is a dog that is also a dog who is a woman with a dick and a gun in my pants and I know how to use both of em
There's no way to have sex with me that is not objectionable to the most annoying people to ever acquire an internet connected device
There's no way to have sex with me that is not objectionable to the most annoying people to ever acquire an internet connected device
Cissexuals: you're transmeds trying to make us assimilate to gender expectations! You don't even understand how complex gender is!
Half the transexuals I know: I'm a boy on estrogen but also a woman if you ask me to explain I'll taze you
Half the transexuals I know: I'm a boy on estrogen but also a woman if you ask me to explain I'll taze you
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I love being a woman who is a dog that is also a dog who is a woman with a dick and a gun in my pants and I know how to use both of em
There's no way to have sex with me that is not objectionable to the most annoying people to ever acquire an internet connected device
There's no way to have sex with me that is not objectionable to the most annoying people to ever acquire an internet connected device
Call me Viper the way I got these bitches in the pipe 5 by 5
November 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Call me Viper the way I got these bitches in the pipe 5 by 5