MikethePastafarian
@mikepasta.bsky.social
American from the West Coast.
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Since we aren't in a war, Pete Hegseth isn't technically a war criminal. He's just a garden-variety mass murderer.
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Since we aren't in a war, Pete Hegseth isn't technically a war criminal. He's just a garden-variety mass murderer.
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Monkeys are smarter than Homo sapiens…
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Monkeys are smarter than Homo sapiens…
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Trump on pardoning former President of Honduras Juan Orlando Hernandez, who was convicted of moving over 400 tons of cocaine: "It was a Biden setup."
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Trump on pardoning former President of Honduras Juan Orlando Hernandez, who was convicted of moving over 400 tons of cocaine: "It was a Biden setup."
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A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
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Trump: "The department of everything. We have a department of everything. You know what that is? I think that's called the White House. Into a terrible situation caused by a man named Sleepy Joe Biden. He used an autopen last year for the turkey's pardon."
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Trump: "The department of everything. We have a department of everything. You know what that is? I think that's called the White House. Into a terrible situation caused by a man named Sleepy Joe Biden. He used an autopen last year for the turkey's pardon."
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This is…brilliant.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This is…brilliant.
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Epstein saga exposes Israel’s iron grip on US power israelpalestinenews.org/epstein-saga...
Epstein saga exposes Israel's iron grip on US power
Leaks show how a foreign influence network out of Israel governs the world's most powerful nation through seduction, dependence, and capture.
israelpalestinenews.org
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Epstein saga exposes Israel’s iron grip on US power israelpalestinenews.org/epstein-saga...
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November 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
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trump is in favor of releasing epstein files like he's planning to release his tax records
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
trump is in favor of releasing epstein files like he's planning to release his tax records
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Be Angry‼️
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Be Angry‼️
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Y’know, I’m starting to think that Agent Orange wasn’t on the level when he called the Epstein case “a hoax.”
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Y’know, I’m starting to think that Agent Orange wasn’t on the level when he called the Epstein case “a hoax.”
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Dogs 🐶 are my gods
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Dogs 🐶 are my gods
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Interested in these for no particular symbolic reason.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Interested in these for no particular symbolic reason.
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I voted NO. As long as there is still any time left to reverse the MAGA health care hike, I believe we should do everything we can to force Republicans to the negotiating table.
The fight for health care does not end tonight.
The fight for health care does not end tonight.
Senator Murray Statement on Government Funding Vote: “The Fight for Health Care Does Not End Tonight—This is the MAGA Health Care Hike” | United States Senate Committee on Appropriations
United States Senate Committee on Appropriations
www.appropriations.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I voted NO. As long as there is still any time left to reverse the MAGA health care hike, I believe we should do everything we can to force Republicans to the negotiating table.
The fight for health care does not end tonight.
The fight for health care does not end tonight.
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GOV. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social in TEXAS: “Let’s stand up for the rule of law. Let’s stand up for a system of checks & balances. And let’s stand up for our democracy — for all of us.”
He celebrated the passage of Prop 50 in Abbott’s backyard. Will other states join? #CaliforniaClapback
He celebrated the passage of Prop 50 in Abbott’s backyard. Will other states join? #CaliforniaClapback
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
GOV. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social in TEXAS: “Let’s stand up for the rule of law. Let’s stand up for a system of checks & balances. And let’s stand up for our democracy — for all of us.”
He celebrated the passage of Prop 50 in Abbott’s backyard. Will other states join? #CaliforniaClapback
He celebrated the passage of Prop 50 in Abbott’s backyard. Will other states join? #CaliforniaClapback
Well at least she has free medical, 3 squares a day, and a roof over her head. (being sarcastic)
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Ghislaine Maxwell's prison emails show she is 'happier' at minimum-security Texas facility
Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted sex offender connected to Jeffrey Epstein, sent emails praising Federal Prison Camp Bryan in Texas after she was moved there in August.
www.yahoo.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Well at least she has free medical, 3 squares a day, and a roof over her head. (being sarcastic)
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.
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When your presidency runs on manual transmission.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
When your presidency runs on manual transmission.