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marshmele
@michelegoo.bsky.social
I tell jokes onstage and in uncomfortable situations.
Mostly cat photos, selfies and random thoughts.
No bigots 🚫. Any pronoun. AuDHD.
Bi Brazilian living on Wurundjeri land

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This stage of capitalism feels like the end of a monopoly game that’s been going on for hours and you already know you lost but the dick winning won’t let you go to bed until they get all of your money or you die.
Should i watch mortal kombat (2021)?
January 31, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF

• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
May 11, 2023 at 5:06 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Adults when I was a kid: "You'll grow more conservative as you get older."

45-year-old me:
a man is standing in front of a large fire with the words `` burn it all down '' below him .
Alt: A man swearing a jean jacket, black t-hirt, and gloves is standing in front of a blue truck and behind a fire in a barrel. His hands are spread triumphantly behind the fire. The caption reads "BURN IT ALL DOWN"
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Maybe i should try to sleep a bit more. Brb
January 30, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Nooooooooo!!!!! 😭😭😭
This can't be real.

Beetlejuice. BEETLEJUICE. BEETLEJUICE!!!
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The highlight of my week so far was waking up this morning thinking it was monday then remembering it’s saturday. Meowrning
January 30, 2026 at 8:36 PM
White-head
🇧🇷Cabeça-branca
🌎Pseudopipra pipra
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante

O cabeça-branca é uma ave passeriforme da família Pipridae.

📷 Sérgio Cedraz
January 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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I'll have more on this after I sleep, but I need about $500 in about 24 hours to to keep my health insurance.
Support Alexandra Erin ❤️
Support Alexandra Erin
www.ko-fi.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Someone please tell my son that he should be inside where the aircon is and not outside where is 32°C
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Sixteen sausages
Full Metal Sausage
The Sausage Redemption
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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Heather Graham, it's your birthday! 1/29/70.

In your career, you've done a lot. But in my heart, you're eternally my RollerGirl!

#filmsky 📽
January 29, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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i was actually shocked to see the numbers on new research from Global Energy Monitor on new gas projects in the US: nearly 100 gigawatts of power—enough to power tens of millions of homes—are currently in development explicitly to power data centers. At the end of 2023 that number was 4 gigawatts
Data Centers Are Driving a US Gas Boom
Gas projects in the US pipeline explicitly linked to data centers increased by almost 25 times over the past two years, according to new research from Global Energy Monitor.
www.wired.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Infinite solidarity with sex workers. 💞
January 29, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Oh God I forgot he made THE WHALE. Even more the heck with that guy. Bleh.
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Next time i do a festival show and the ticket sales are not great i’ll think to myself ‘at least it’s not as bad as melania’. Thanks for taking the pressure off, melania!
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Can i stay in bed today? We had some big shitty news at work yesterday i don’t want to face :p
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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An autistic woman attributes the bulk of her mental wellbeing to the violent video game she knows back to front, it has been reported.
Autistic woman’s mental wellbeing held together by video game she has memorised entirely
An autistic woman attributes the bulk of her mental wellbeing to the violent video game she knows back to front, it has been reported. Ima Onwugbenu, 28, has been playing Wild West action-adventure…
thedailytism.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
made the mistake of sitting on the couch after dance class and now milo joined too so i guess i'll die here sweaty and hungry
January 29, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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Heated Rivalry (2025) Dir. Jacob Tierney
Jan 1934: Liquorice Allsorts ad from Bassett's

«BERTIE BASSETT'S DIARY»
January 29, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.
January 28, 2026 at 11:30 PM
A t-shirt to match my mood
January 28, 2026 at 10:45 PM