marshmele
@michelegoo.bsky.social
I tell jokes onstage and in uncomfortable situations.
Mostly cat photos, selfies and random thoughts.
No bigots 🚫. Any pronoun. AuDHD.
Bi Brazilian living on Wurundjeri land
https://linktr.ee/micheledacostahaha
Mostly cat photos, selfies and random thoughts.
No bigots 🚫. Any pronoun. AuDHD.
Bi Brazilian living on Wurundjeri land
https://linktr.ee/micheledacostahaha
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marshmele
@michelegoo.bsky.social
· Nov 9
This stage of capitalism feels like the end of a monopoly game that’s been going on for hours and you already know you lost but the dick winning won’t let you go to bed until they get all of your money or you die.
He took a sunny nap when i was still working and now we’re having after ballet cuddles 🧡
Thanks again for the msgs, sorry i didn’t reply - overwhelm, work, etc
Thanks again for the msgs, sorry i didn’t reply - overwhelm, work, etc
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
He took a sunny nap when i was still working and now we’re having after ballet cuddles 🧡
Thanks again for the msgs, sorry i didn’t reply - overwhelm, work, etc
Thanks again for the msgs, sorry i didn’t reply - overwhelm, work, etc
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pop pop pop 🫧
Japanese giant SoftBank said today it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion - itt also sold off part of its stake in T-Mobile for $9.17 billion.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/11/s...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/11/s...
SoftBank sells its entire stake in Nvidia for $5.83 billion
The Japanese conglomerate said Tuesday it sold 32.1 million shares of Nvidia in October.
www.cnbc.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
pop pop pop 🫧
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me when the AI bubble bursts
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me when the AI bubble bursts
Nothing serious, urine test came out clear. They think it’s stress, poor little man 😿
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Nothing serious, urine test came out clear. They think it’s stress, poor little man 😿
And now we’re at the vet bc blood in his pee 😿 today sucks
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
And now we’re at the vet bc blood in his pee 😿 today sucks
11111111 make a big wish
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
11111111 make a big wish
Why are families? :p
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Why are families? :p
Meowrning bsky 🧡
Needed more cat cuddles to make up for the cortisol spike that messages from my mum first thing in the morning caused but have to work. :p i hope y’all had a better start to the day 🧡
Needed more cat cuddles to make up for the cortisol spike that messages from my mum first thing in the morning caused but have to work. :p i hope y’all had a better start to the day 🧡
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Meowrning bsky 🧡
Needed more cat cuddles to make up for the cortisol spike that messages from my mum first thing in the morning caused but have to work. :p i hope y’all had a better start to the day 🧡
Needed more cat cuddles to make up for the cortisol spike that messages from my mum first thing in the morning caused but have to work. :p i hope y’all had a better start to the day 🧡
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Meowrning bsky 🧡
How is it monday already? 😩
How is it monday already? 😩
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Meowrning bsky 🧡
How is it monday already? 😩
How is it monday already? 😩
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Chupacabracadabra
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Chupacabracadabra
Meowrning bsky 🧡
How is it monday already? 😩
How is it monday already? 😩
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Meowrning bsky 🧡
How is it monday already? 😩
How is it monday already? 😩
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While they’re still screwing about with SNAP, it’s a good idea to donate to pet shelters, too.
If you dare show up with “poor people shouldn’t have pets”, I will tear such a new one it generates a black hole.
apnews.com/article/pets...
If you dare show up with “poor people shouldn’t have pets”, I will tear such a new one it generates a black hole.
apnews.com/article/pets...
Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
While they’re still screwing about with SNAP, it’s a good idea to donate to pet shelters, too.
If you dare show up with “poor people shouldn’t have pets”, I will tear such a new one it generates a black hole.
apnews.com/article/pets...
If you dare show up with “poor people shouldn’t have pets”, I will tear such a new one it generates a black hole.
apnews.com/article/pets...
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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So glad that all the bajillion filters on bsky are here to actively make this place suck monkey ass instead of, idk, dealing with actual issues. This place is speedrunning an embarrassing implosion.
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
So glad that all the bajillion filters on bsky are here to actively make this place suck monkey ass instead of, idk, dealing with actual issues. This place is speedrunning an embarrassing implosion.
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I don't think rich people are insane, personally. I think that's an insult to mentally ill people, who are generally kept from being wealthy by virtue of their condition, which is not a choice. I think wealth, which is, just makes you evil, bc your attempts to justify it make you a monster
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don't think rich people are insane, personally. I think that's an insult to mentally ill people, who are generally kept from being wealthy by virtue of their condition, which is not a choice. I think wealth, which is, just makes you evil, bc your attempts to justify it make you a monster
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my last treat of the year!!!!!🕯️✨
when you buy two prints of any size you get your third one free 💚
this will be my last sale of the year and i wanted to thank you all for sharing my art, having a piece on your wall or gifting a piece to a loved one, all of those things have made my heart so big
when you buy two prints of any size you get your third one free 💚
this will be my last sale of the year and i wanted to thank you all for sharing my art, having a piece on your wall or gifting a piece to a loved one, all of those things have made my heart so big
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
my last treat of the year!!!!!🕯️✨
when you buy two prints of any size you get your third one free 💚
this will be my last sale of the year and i wanted to thank you all for sharing my art, having a piece on your wall or gifting a piece to a loved one, all of those things have made my heart so big
when you buy two prints of any size you get your third one free 💚
this will be my last sale of the year and i wanted to thank you all for sharing my art, having a piece on your wall or gifting a piece to a loved one, all of those things have made my heart so big
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Me watching brooklyn 99 with a friend earlier: i’m 100% jake but i’m amy when i’m masking
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Me watching brooklyn 99 with a friend earlier: i’m 100% jake but i’m amy when i’m masking
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Hey friends: a very incredible person is recovering from a medical emergency just days before her insurance started. A crowd fund has been set up to help her out, and I would consider it a personal favor if anyone would share this or chip in a few bucks. I'll give you a lil' smooch on your forehead.
Light for Candies
We’re starting a collections for our good friend Candace who needed surgery and emergency treatment very unexpectedly about 5 days before her health insurance kicks in! Anything helps right now.
giveahand.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hey friends: a very incredible person is recovering from a medical emergency just days before her insurance started. A crowd fund has been set up to help her out, and I would consider it a personal favor if anyone would share this or chip in a few bucks. I'll give you a lil' smooch on your forehead.
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🤐 I don't think it's a stretch to call this censorship ⬇️
❌ a lot of replies on this Kotaku post that are critical of MrBeast and Saudi Arabia's human rights record are being hidden by automod
this really isn't acceptable
bsky.app/profile/kotakudotcom.bsky.social/post/3m4yn77ts6527
❌ a lot of replies on this Kotaku post that are critical of MrBeast and Saudi Arabia's human rights record are being hidden by automod
this really isn't acceptable
bsky.app/profile/kotakudotcom.bsky.social/post/3m4yn77ts6527
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
🤐 I don't think it's a stretch to call this censorship ⬇️
❌ a lot of replies on this Kotaku post that are critical of MrBeast and Saudi Arabia's human rights record are being hidden by automod
this really isn't acceptable
bsky.app/profile/kotakudotcom.bsky.social/post/3m4yn77ts6527
❌ a lot of replies on this Kotaku post that are critical of MrBeast and Saudi Arabia's human rights record are being hidden by automod
this really isn't acceptable
bsky.app/profile/kotakudotcom.bsky.social/post/3m4yn77ts6527
(coming out as NB) turns out i need both! :p
Middle-aged body needs hrt. Should i go for girl or boy? 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
(coming out as NB) turns out i need both! :p
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I tried to call
But got ignored
And in the end
It didn't even matter
But got ignored
And in the end
It didn't even matter
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I tried to call
But got ignored
And in the end
It didn't even matter
But got ignored
And in the end
It didn't even matter
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🌝
Echo & The Bunnymen - The Killing Moon
Listen to The Killing Moon on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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