marshmele
@michelegoo.bsky.social
I tell jokes onstage and in uncomfortable situations.
Mostly cat photos, selfies and random thoughts.
No bigots 🚫. Any pronoun. AuDHD.
Bi Brazilian living on Wurundjeri land
https://linktr.ee/micheledacostahaha
Mostly cat photos, selfies and random thoughts.
No bigots 🚫. Any pronoun. AuDHD.
Bi Brazilian living on Wurundjeri land
https://linktr.ee/micheledacostahaha
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marshmele
@michelegoo.bsky.social
· Nov 9
This stage of capitalism feels like the end of a monopoly game that’s been going on for hours and you already know you lost but the dick winning won’t let you go to bed until they get all of your money or you die.
Omg what?? All of the porn is incest these days wtf
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Omg what?? All of the porn is incest these days wtf
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Nobody’s presence can be illegal on stolen land. The whole basis of enforcing whether someone should be here or not is bullshit from the start.
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Nobody’s presence can be illegal on stolen land. The whole basis of enforcing whether someone should be here or not is bullshit from the start.
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If you see this post a bird
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If you see this post a bird
Last night i hung out with people from my 3 countries: went for a walk with a friend here, then watched drag race with my ex in Aotearoa, then had a tarot sesh with a friend in Brasil 🌎💖
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Last night i hung out with people from my 3 countries: went for a walk with a friend here, then watched drag race with my ex in Aotearoa, then had a tarot sesh with a friend in Brasil 🌎💖
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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Meowrning bsky 🧡
Happy friday to all who celebrate
Happy friday to all who celebrate
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Meowrning bsky 🧡
Happy friday to all who celebrate
Happy friday to all who celebrate
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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"Proof that magical girls (fighting girls?) existed in the Muromachi Era"
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Proof that magical girls (fighting girls?) existed in the Muromachi Era"
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I will admit to being completely unprepared for "hot pope" memes
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I will admit to being completely unprepared for "hot pope" memes
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A historic day for Victoria.
Australia will see its first ever treaty with Aboriginal people signed and formalised as law today.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Australia will see its first ever treaty with Aboriginal people signed and formalised as law today.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Australia's first treaty with Aboriginal people becomes law in Victoria
Victoria's first treaty with Aboriginal people has been signed by members of the Aboriginal community, the premier and state governor.
www.abc.net.au
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A historic day for Victoria.
Australia will see its first ever treaty with Aboriginal people signed and formalised as law today.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Australia will see its first ever treaty with Aboriginal people signed and formalised as law today.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
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Look I know this is a really fucked up and serious thing but I got to this bit and laughed out loud.
"Przybylek, an aspiring rapper with eight subscribers on his YouTube page"
Fucking dragged by The Age.
And no, I don't want a newborn to starve - I want it to have better parents.
#FuckNazis
"Przybylek, an aspiring rapper with eight subscribers on his YouTube page"
Fucking dragged by The Age.
And no, I don't want a newborn to starve - I want it to have better parents.
#FuckNazis
The incongruence. “You people want us unemployed, kicked out the street, want our family broken up and my newborn to starve. All because I disagree with you politically. What you try to do to us personally is far worse than any of our general political ideology.”
www.theage.com.au/politics/nsw...
www.theage.com.au/politics/nsw...
Engineer. Teacher. Postie: The neo-Nazis who rallied in Sydney
Those who gathered on Saturday include a personal trainer, an English-as-a-second-language teacher and a former bar manager who is facing DV charges.
www.theage.com.au
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Look I know this is a really fucked up and serious thing but I got to this bit and laughed out loud.
"Przybylek, an aspiring rapper with eight subscribers on his YouTube page"
Fucking dragged by The Age.
And no, I don't want a newborn to starve - I want it to have better parents.
#FuckNazis
"Przybylek, an aspiring rapper with eight subscribers on his YouTube page"
Fucking dragged by The Age.
And no, I don't want a newborn to starve - I want it to have better parents.
#FuckNazis
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The notion abusers need to resort to conspiracies and subterfuge is more comforting than the truth that many people will readily look the other way when confronted with sexual violence if doing otherwise would even slightly inconvenience them
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The notion abusers need to resort to conspiracies and subterfuge is more comforting than the truth that many people will readily look the other way when confronted with sexual violence if doing otherwise would even slightly inconvenience them
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Milo is superb! 🏆
September 13, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Milo is superb! 🏆
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doctor: you have a case of Horrible Pun Disease and I'm afraid it's terminal
me: thank you for telling me in plane language
me: thank you for telling me in plane language
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
doctor: you have a case of Horrible Pun Disease and I'm afraid it's terminal
me: thank you for telling me in plane language
me: thank you for telling me in plane language
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It was so hard to get up this morning and this is not the most flattering angle for Milo. Sorry Milo!
September 13, 2023 at 1:13 AM
It was so hard to get up this morning and this is not the most flattering angle for Milo. Sorry Milo!
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“Since the ABC investigated this issue in 2023, the results available indicate there has been little change, despite Labor placing healthcare at the centre of its re-election pitch”
Some Australians are waiting more than six years to see health specialists, prompting doctors to warn that people are risking death while languishing on public waiting lists.
Aussies waiting more than six years for specialist health appointments
Some Australians are waiting more than six years to see health specialists, prompting doctors to warn that people are risking death while languishing on public waiting lists.
www.abc.net.au
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“Since the ABC investigated this issue in 2023, the results available indicate there has been little change, despite Labor placing healthcare at the centre of its re-election pitch”
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
Meowrning bsky 🧡
Forgot to post earlier 😁
Forgot to post earlier 😁
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Meowrning bsky 🧡
Forgot to post earlier 😁
Forgot to post earlier 😁
Trem da foto de agora
Língua vinho tinto
Língua vinho tinto
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Trem da foto de agora
Língua vinho tinto
Língua vinho tinto
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it is *just* barely visible to the eye but look at this!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
it is *just* barely visible to the eye but look at this!!!!!
I am, once again, if you haven’t noticed, drank on main
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I am, once again, if you haven’t noticed, drank on main
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Imane Khelif is from ALGERIA. The effort to pathologize trans bodies in sport is the effort to pathologize MENA bodies in sport **is. the effort. to pathologize. BLACK BODIES, esp. Black women’s bodies.**
Caster Semenya.
Surya Bonaly.
Imane Khelif.
None of these extraordinary athletes is white.
Caster Semenya.
Surya Bonaly.
Imane Khelif.
None of these extraordinary athletes is white.
Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Imane Khelif is from ALGERIA. The effort to pathologize trans bodies in sport is the effort to pathologize MENA bodies in sport **is. the effort. to pathologize. BLACK BODIES, esp. Black women’s bodies.**
Caster Semenya.
Surya Bonaly.
Imane Khelif.
None of these extraordinary athletes is white.
Caster Semenya.
Surya Bonaly.
Imane Khelif.
None of these extraordinary athletes is white.
“Some people call it a one night stand
But we can call it paradise”
Well, it’d have to be a hell of a ONS and you’ll have to call me goddess the whole time
But we can call it paradise”
Well, it’d have to be a hell of a ONS and you’ll have to call me goddess the whole time
Duran Duran - Save A Prayer (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DuranDuranVEVO
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November 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
“Some people call it a one night stand
But we can call it paradise”
Well, it’d have to be a hell of a ONS and you’ll have to call me goddess the whole time
But we can call it paradise”
Well, it’d have to be a hell of a ONS and you’ll have to call me goddess the whole time