Michael J. Gleason
@michaeljgleasonwriter.com
I'm a bookseller (also writer & former internet reviewer), but probably not the one you were expecting
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Formerly found on RT Gomer Productions & Manic Expression (He/Him)
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Formerly found on RT Gomer Productions & Manic Expression (He/Him)
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yes hello i am play the game. as child of this household
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
yes hello i am play the game. as child of this household
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Holy shit, y'all.
So, because my new Surface Pro has line stutters and skips with all my existing pens, I swallowed my pride, got a Slim Pen 2 in hopes it will work better, and that meant I had to order a charger cuz Microsoft doesn't sell them together cuz fuck everything.
Buckle in. (1/?)
So, because my new Surface Pro has line stutters and skips with all my existing pens, I swallowed my pride, got a Slim Pen 2 in hopes it will work better, and that meant I had to order a charger cuz Microsoft doesn't sell them together cuz fuck everything.
Buckle in. (1/?)
December 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Holy shit, y'all.
So, because my new Surface Pro has line stutters and skips with all my existing pens, I swallowed my pride, got a Slim Pen 2 in hopes it will work better, and that meant I had to order a charger cuz Microsoft doesn't sell them together cuz fuck everything.
Buckle in. (1/?)
So, because my new Surface Pro has line stutters and skips with all my existing pens, I swallowed my pride, got a Slim Pen 2 in hopes it will work better, and that meant I had to order a charger cuz Microsoft doesn't sell them together cuz fuck everything.
Buckle in. (1/?)
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Not naming names, but someone devoured one and a half sweet rolls that were in a box on the dining room table.
December 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Not naming names, but someone devoured one and a half sweet rolls that were in a box on the dining room table.
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Fun fact: Years ago I signed a contract for "The Big One: An Oral History of the First Interstellar War" and then World War Z came out, was huge and we shelved it. Recently I wondered if it was time to revisit the concept AND NOW I SEE THIS UGH WHY MAX BROOKS WHY
(Also, can't wait to read it)
(Also, can't wait to read it)
New book on its way! For the last few years I’ve been working on ‘The First Hundred Hours, a story of Alien Invasion.’ Updates coming soon!
December 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Fun fact: Years ago I signed a contract for "The Big One: An Oral History of the First Interstellar War" and then World War Z came out, was huge and we shelved it. Recently I wondered if it was time to revisit the concept AND NOW I SEE THIS UGH WHY MAX BROOKS WHY
(Also, can't wait to read it)
(Also, can't wait to read it)
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i went to the idiot bookstore and they hadn't heard of you because you're not even one of the notable idiot authors
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i went to the idiot bookstore and they hadn't heard of you because you're not even one of the notable idiot authors
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This is the second time in recent memory that the goat has been destroyed by a literal force of nature. First the birds, now the winds.
How the fuck do I write *this* up?
How the fuck do I write *this* up?
Gävlebocken (the Gavle Goat)
YouTube video by Gävlebocken
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is the second time in recent memory that the goat has been destroyed by a literal force of nature. First the birds, now the winds.
How the fuck do I write *this* up?
How the fuck do I write *this* up?
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Dear Robots: you are welcome to our side if you do more stuff like this to the AI wannabe-overlords bsky.app/profile/jjvi...
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dear Robots: you are welcome to our side if you do more stuff like this to the AI wannabe-overlords bsky.app/profile/jjvi...
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great picture. “wait, what did I do wrong OWWW”
2025 will be remembered as the year of anti-AI discontent.
AI Backlash Grew Massively in 2025
2025 will be remembered as the year AI's novelty faded and public skepticism became one of the dominant attitudes.
trib.al
December 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
great picture. “wait, what did I do wrong OWWW”
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Works for me.
BREAKING NEWS: Gävlebocken has collapsed due to strong winds! Just like when it was devoured by birds in '23, nature steps in when man fails to step up!
@sarahz.bsky.social
@sarahz.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Works for me.
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit https://theonion.com/how-different-could-purified-and-distilled-water-really-be-thinks-humidifier-owner-about-to-enter-world-of-shit/
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit https://theonion.com/how-different-could-purified-and-distilled-water-really-be-thinks-humidifier-owner-about-to-enter-world-of-shit/
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
Finally saw #WakeUpDeadMan & when they introduced Andrew Scott's character as a sci-fi author, my girlfriend asked who he was based on & I wasn't sure until a moment later when he mentioned the liberal hivemind and immediately blurted out "OH, it's Orson Scott Card!"
December 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Finally saw #WakeUpDeadMan & when they introduced Andrew Scott's character as a sci-fi author, my girlfriend asked who he was based on & I wasn't sure until a moment later when he mentioned the liberal hivemind and immediately blurted out "OH, it's Orson Scott Card!"
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me watching a prestige film: the countdown til we see a toilet begins
December 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
me watching a prestige film: the countdown til we see a toilet begins
What if we kissed 👉👈 inside the LA SpongeBob bus shelter?
flesh rent asunder. the agony of perverse contortion aflame behind the eyes. against god.
December 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What if we kissed 👉👈 inside the LA SpongeBob bus shelter?
Those damn Bumpus dogs!!!
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
December 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Those damn Bumpus dogs!!!
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“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
I don't know what I can do with my favorite Marx Brothers movie finally being public domain but god help me I'm gonna find out!
When the clock strikes midnight on January 1, creative works from 1930 & sound recordings from 1925 will enter the public domain in the US, like:
💄 Dizzy Dishes, first Betty Boop cartoon
🕵️♀️ First 4 Nancy Drew novels
🚂 The Little Engine That Could
🎩 Morocco
🍑 Georgia on My Mind
and many more!
🧵👇
💄 Dizzy Dishes, first Betty Boop cartoon
🕵️♀️ First 4 Nancy Drew novels
🚂 The Little Engine That Could
🎩 Morocco
🍑 Georgia on My Mind
and many more!
🧵👇
December 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I don't know what I can do with my favorite Marx Brothers movie finally being public domain but god help me I'm gonna find out!
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When you cut the salaried experts and then have to firefight constant emergencies with freelancers who rightfully charge a premium for their expertise and bill by the hour-
Musk cut USAID and got thousands killed, all for this pathetic result.
This is his legacy
This is his legacy
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
When you cut the salaried experts and then have to firefight constant emergencies with freelancers who rightfully charge a premium for their expertise and bill by the hour-
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The Christmas Shoes (2002)
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The Christmas Shoes (2002)
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Marshall, Will and SANTA
On a routine CHRISTMAS EVE
Met the greatest SNOWSTORM ever known
High AT THE NORTH POLE… it struck their
tiny SLEIGH [SCREAMS OF TERROR]
And plunged them down
a thousand feet below
(all the rest is the same)
On a routine CHRISTMAS EVE
Met the greatest SNOWSTORM ever known
High AT THE NORTH POLE… it struck their
tiny SLEIGH [SCREAMS OF TERROR]
And plunged them down
a thousand feet below
(all the rest is the same)
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Marshall, Will and SANTA
On a routine CHRISTMAS EVE
Met the greatest SNOWSTORM ever known
High AT THE NORTH POLE… it struck their
tiny SLEIGH [SCREAMS OF TERROR]
And plunged them down
a thousand feet below
(all the rest is the same)
On a routine CHRISTMAS EVE
Met the greatest SNOWSTORM ever known
High AT THE NORTH POLE… it struck their
tiny SLEIGH [SCREAMS OF TERROR]
And plunged them down
a thousand feet below
(all the rest is the same)
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and to my Jewish friends, a happy go to the movies and eat Chinese food day
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
and to my Jewish friends, a happy go to the movies and eat Chinese food day
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Christmas presents for Amydog??!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Christmas presents for Amydog??!!
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Onslow and Hyacinth are on my bucket list
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Onslow and Hyacinth are on my bucket list