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Maristella Feustle
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Personal account. Opinions expressed here do not necessarily reflect the views of my mom's cat Tangerine, nor of Major League Baseball™, or that cheese I left in the fridge so long that it may be sentient.
It's all fun and games until his eyes turn red and Gozer descends.
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Picturing this guy's now on the run from the same feds who hunted down Alf
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I hope the rest of the world is having a perfectly pleasant Thursday
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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"An AI-assembled version of Gargano’s Christmas cake, for instance, would have people cooking a 6-inch cake for 3 to 4 hours at 320°F (160°C).

'You’d end up with charcoal!' she said. Meanwhile, traffic to her turkey recipe is already down 40% year over year."
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Dress for the TSA pat down you want, not the TSA pat down you have.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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"I am a lineman for the county..."
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Another rose still blooming despite frosts, torrential rain and a hailstorm. Precious Amber - a really striking colour which we first saw at RHS Hyde Hall. 🌱🇬🇧
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
23andMe: "You have new DNA relatives."
Me: "Condolences, y'all, that's some weird DNA."
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Thare is an odour
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Keep this in mind as we start seeing more and more large scale outages from AWS, Cloudflare, Github, etc. These are the companies hoping to increasingly automate their systems with AI
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My afternoon with Excel:
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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In Calgary, Alberta, Canada, even the deer are polite and cross at the crosswalks when it’s time for pedestrians to cross.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Who down detects the down detectors?!
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I'm here to help. Give me a bottle of water and I'll make up weird stuff. (After I make coffee with the water.)
ChatGPT has fallen

millions of students must learn
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Where do I go to check if DownDetector is down?
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Dang, Teddy Ruxpin's been day-drinking again."
"Powered by OpenAI’s GPT-4o model by default...tests repeatedly showed that the AI toy dropped its guardrails the longer a conversation went on, until hitting rock bottom on incredibly disturbing topics."
AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children
FoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers.
futurism.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You and me both, Panasonic, you and me both.
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ceiling Cat creates butt.
I missed #Caturday so here’s some belated Sistine Chapel action for you.
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?

Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?

Now available for free!

Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!

Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM