Maristella Feustle
@mfeustle.bsky.social
Personal account. Opinions expressed here do not necessarily reflect the views of my mom's cat Tangerine, nor of Major League Baseball™, or that cheese I left in the fridge so long that it may be sentient.
My afternoon with Excel:
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My afternoon with Excel:
You and me both, Panasonic, you and me both.
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
You and me both, Panasonic, you and me both.
Woo! High-five!
October 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Woo! High-five!
That rare occasion that the AI result foisted on you at the top of the search results is helpful:
October 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
That rare occasion that the AI result foisted on you at the top of the search results is helpful:
If they move the Prime Meridian here, we could have Nice Mean Time.
September 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If they move the Prime Meridian here, we could have Nice Mean Time.
To say nothing of these illustrious third-party candidates:
August 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
To say nothing of these illustrious third-party candidates:
Auto Wah is, among other things, the capital of Canada.
July 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Auto Wah is, among other things, the capital of Canada.
A joyous Ut queant laxis day to all who celebrate.
June 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
A joyous Ut queant laxis day to all who celebrate.
There better be some spectacular musicals written about this time in history a couple decades from now.
June 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
There better be some spectacular musicals written about this time in history a couple decades from now.
2025, the year my face is going to get stuck like this:
June 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
2025, the year my face is going to get stuck like this:
I think I found the author list for the Sun-Times' summer reading list:
May 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I think I found the author list for the Sun-Times' summer reading list:
CatGPT: Wherein he answers your prompt with a prompt to feed him.
May 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
CatGPT: Wherein he answers your prompt with a prompt to feed him.
The meteorologists said to take frequent breaks this week, and he's not taking any chances.
May 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The meteorologists said to take frequent breaks this week, and he's not taking any chances.
They told him he could become whatever he wanted to be, so he became a croissant.
May 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
They told him he could become whatever he wanted to be, so he became a croissant.
A joyous Lemmy day to all who celebrate.
May 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
A joyous Lemmy day to all who celebrate.
"Looks like them Duke boys didn't elect a pope."
May 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"Looks like them Duke boys didn't elect a pope."
Spidey is 17 today! He can now nap through R-rated movies.
May 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Spidey is 17 today! He can now nap through R-rated movies.
Today at work we have an AI ethics presentation with lunch provided, and I just want to double check that AI isn't cooking the lunch.
April 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Today at work we have an AI ethics presentation with lunch provided, and I just want to double check that AI isn't cooking the lunch.
A joyous Perfect Date Day to all who celebrate!
April 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
A joyous Perfect Date Day to all who celebrate!
Fun fact: The Car Pope is replaced every 250,000 miles.
April 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Fun fact: The Car Pope is replaced every 250,000 miles.
Mom at Costco: Let me know if you see anything you need.
Me:
Me:
April 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Mom at Costco: Let me know if you see anything you need.
Me:
Me:
If you make it strong enough, it qualifies.
April 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If you make it strong enough, it qualifies.