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Metro Capogol
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Warthog Scripture. Literally not in charge of anything. I'm just a fan who wants to watch players who want to win at #RBNY. #IWW #SPUSA
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Interviewer: Why shouldn’t President Trump send the military to occupy your city?

Big Important Democrat: I support and love the Police I really want to kiss the Police
August 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I hope the #RBNY flight gets cancelled and the team has to walk home.
August 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
As a SG board member, I cannot wait until Messi fucks off and all his cucks fuck off with him.

Supporters' Sections are for supporters of the home club
July 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm just here to boo Juan Soto
May 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
There's no hate like DC hate.
April 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My favorite Yahoo news trope is using this image of disappointed USMNT fans whenever they have an article about consumer confidence going down.
March 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"This is the third game this season at Red Bull Arena. Er, Sports Illustrated Stadium. Oops." -Doc

Hey @justjolley.bsky.social, let him know it'll always be RBA.
March 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
🎶Dennis Gjengaar's magic
He wears the magic hat
When asked to play for Metro
He said I'd fancy that
He scores with his left nut
He scores with his right
And when he plays Orlando
He scores all fucking night🎶
March 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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ME: guess what's wrong with the democratic party

SCHUMER: i give up

ME: exactly
March 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Welcome to Bluesky. Here is your copy of the Communist Manifesto and a season pass to AEW Dynamite for some reason.
March 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@ariellecastillo.bsky.social I found your pregame spot the next time you're up for a match at RBA:

cortaditoscoffee.com/menu/cortadi...
March 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey Pep,

How many times did Liverpool score on you today?
a man taking a selfie with a referee wearing a ea sports jersey
Alt: a man taking a selfie with a referee wearing a ea sports jersey
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February 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Timo Werner, red courtesy phone. Timo Werner, red courtesy phone.

[Werner picks up the white phone] No, the red phone.
a boy holding a basketball talks on a phone
Alt: a boy holding a basketball talks on a phone
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
So I never have to listen to the Ginger Nazi? Nice
Neither #RBNY nor #NYCFC will appear on FOX networks during this #MLS regular season.
February 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute.

The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud.

This was the right and only appropriate response.
If you are at an event where someone on stage gives a Hitler salute and that person is not dragged off by security and kicked out, you are at a Nazi rally.
February 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Which side are you on?
February 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Voter in Pennsylvania: man groceries are too expensive I hope Trump will bring the price down

Trump administration: we now have a law that Apu has to come back to the Simpsons and Hank Azaria has to voice him again and he has to be more offensive
HUD Secy Turner says he wants the Washington NFL team (which he played for) to change the name back to Redskins, in a radio interview today.
February 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you're looking for a new deltoid, trap, and tricep workout, have you tried packing out 370 scarf memberships?
a young boy wearing a scarf and a hooded jacket says i can 't move my arms now
Alt: a young boy wearing a scarf and a hooded jacket says i can 't move my arms now
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Inshallah
Canada gonna kick our ass on the ice first and then burn down the white house again.
three fights and we're not 10 seconds into the USA-Canada 4 Nations Face-Off game this is the most lit thing i've ever seen
February 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is hockey
February 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Wednesday, January 22, 2025. The last #RBNY player to play for Hans Backe has retired.
The last #RBNY to play for Mike Petke has retired.
The second to last #RBNY to play for Jesse Marsch has retired.
The third to last #RBNY to play for Chris Armas has retired.

End of multiple eras.
January 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Somehow none of this is shocking
January 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
At the tailgate: No way we're staying for the whole game

Halftime: Rodgers is one away from 500 TDs
a man in a suit and tie says just when i thought i was out they pull me back in .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says just when i thought i was out they pull me back in .
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December 22, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Excellent sign in the right corner
December 22, 2024 at 2:11 PM