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Actually, this is my first rodeo. Why is that angry cow trying to stab that clown
Cows and clowns compete for resources in their natural habitat. The species' are innately adversarial and their interactions are often violent. Rodeos simply exploit this combative relationship for entertainment.
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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I bring a “Tally ho!” energy to the mushroom hunt that gets old
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I bring a “Tally ho!” energy to the mushroom hunt that gets old
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Like many places these days, Scotland lets the public name their snow plows. But they take it up a notch and offer a live tracking map so you can follow Thistle Grit Through, Robert Brrrns and Ice Sweeper Willie on their rounds
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Like many places these days, Scotland lets the public name their snow plows. But they take it up a notch and offer a live tracking map so you can follow Thistle Grit Through, Robert Brrrns and Ice Sweeper Willie on their rounds
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
To be fair, either Keith or Olivia will probably just let it slip eventually, anyway. We're going to find out whether we want to or not.
Never Ask
A Woman, Her Age
A Man, His Salary
Keith Olberman how old Olivia Nuzzi was when they started dating.
A Woman, Her Age
A Man, His Salary
Keith Olberman how old Olivia Nuzzi was when they started dating.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
To be fair, either Keith or Olivia will probably just let it slip eventually, anyway. We're going to find out whether we want to or not.
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There should be a German word for white men who cannot conceive of possibility they'll be held accountable for their own actions.
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
There should be a German word for white men who cannot conceive of possibility they'll be held accountable for their own actions.
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my appreciation for isopods is deep and unwavering. you don't need to shame me into a repost , yo. chill.
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Please repost this if you appreciate isopods. These little crustaceans deserve our support. If you do not repost, the rest of us will assume you are an isopod hater, and you will immediately be blocked.
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November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
my appreciation for isopods is deep and unwavering. you don't need to shame me into a repost , yo. chill.
the eldrich gods demand sacrifice for Cool Air
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
the eldrich gods demand sacrifice for Cool Air
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I've always agreed with the bumper sticker that said, "I will agree that a corporation was a person as soon as Texas executes one."
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I've always agreed with the bumper sticker that said, "I will agree that a corporation was a person as soon as Texas executes one."
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If you can answer this question this is your reminder to schedule a colonoscopy.
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If you can answer this question this is your reminder to schedule a colonoscopy.
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Rural healthcare is over in this country. Should we ever decide to rebuild it, it’s gonna need American NHS levels of support to get in anywhere close to first world status (and until their voting patterns change, it’d be a fool’s errand to try)
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Rural healthcare is over in this country. Should we ever decide to rebuild it, it’s gonna need American NHS levels of support to get in anywhere close to first world status (and until their voting patterns change, it’d be a fool’s errand to try)
RTO Mandates
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
RTO Mandates
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AI makes everyone who uses it dogshit stupid and bugfuck insane, but at least it's also destroying the environment and jobs and drinkable water and the economy that normal people have to live in
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
AI makes everyone who uses it dogshit stupid and bugfuck insane, but at least it's also destroying the environment and jobs and drinkable water and the economy that normal people have to live in
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Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
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Chesterton, maddeningly, had it right and people like that one have it completely wrong.
bsky.app/profile/uber...
bsky.app/profile/uber...
G.K. Chesterton had a line about this in “The Man Who Was Thursday”:
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Chesterton, maddeningly, had it right and people like that one have it completely wrong.
bsky.app/profile/uber...
bsky.app/profile/uber...
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Local legislator displays the importance of kerning
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Local legislator displays the importance of kerning
Ce n'est pas un policier.
Everyone is so focused on that dapper dandy and not focused enough on how much this guy is serving. ACAB includes me every time I scroll past his face in this much shared photo:
October 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Ce n'est pas un policier.
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Let’s go buy moth costumes and hang out in the lighting section at Lowe’s
November 15, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Let’s go buy moth costumes and hang out in the lighting section at Lowe’s