MegletMac
@megletmac.bsky.social
32. She/They. Pansexual. INFP. Whimsical existentialist. Bad joke enthusiast. Severely narcoleptic… (wooooof!)
18+|MDNI — Yay, smuttiness! ♡
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ENTHUSIASTIC LIKER, esp. for ARTISTS! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و
(sorry…? Not really, doe lol ♡)
18+|MDNI — Yay, smuttiness! ♡
~ All reblogs… for now (≖⩊≖) ~
ENTHUSIASTIC LIKER, esp. for ARTISTS! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و
(sorry…? Not really, doe lol ♡)
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figuring out the succubi trio from my webcomic The Ouroboros Candle 🏃
ngl there isn't a single brain cell to be found between them. three stooges with their tits out
ngl there isn't a single brain cell to be found between them. three stooges with their tits out
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
figuring out the succubi trio from my webcomic The Ouroboros Candle 🏃
ngl there isn't a single brain cell to be found between them. three stooges with their tits out
ngl there isn't a single brain cell to be found between them. three stooges with their tits out
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extremely horny, thinking about getting railed by my favorite character but I’m somehow unable to put these thoughts into art so I’m just
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
extremely horny, thinking about getting railed by my favorite character but I’m somehow unable to put these thoughts into art so I’m just
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excitedly bringing this back out and dusting it off in preparation for tomorrow 😇✨
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
excitedly bringing this back out and dusting it off in preparation for tomorrow 😇✨
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It’s fiiiiiine it’s fine we’re fine. Totally fine. It’s cool and chill actually.
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
It’s fiiiiiine it’s fine we’re fine. Totally fine. It’s cool and chill actually.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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✌️ I’m out!
May you wake up ready to advocate for a kinder, more just world tomorrow! 💖🌎
May you wake up ready to advocate for a kinder, more just world tomorrow! 💖🌎
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
✌️ I’m out!
May you wake up ready to advocate for a kinder, more just world tomorrow! 💖🌎
May you wake up ready to advocate for a kinder, more just world tomorrow! 💖🌎
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
Stop the presses ‼️
The timeless #haircut previously known as the #bob has just expressed that, going forward, it desires to be referred to solely by its full legal name, ✨ #Robert ✨.
"Jus’ more professional, y’know? Adult… like," it reasoned.
[Go forth & spread the word like unwanted glitter~! 🤪]
The timeless #haircut previously known as the #bob has just expressed that, going forward, it desires to be referred to solely by its full legal name, ✨ #Robert ✨.
"Jus’ more professional, y’know? Adult… like," it reasoned.
[Go forth & spread the word like unwanted glitter~! 🤪]
September 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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I get it ham, I’m spiraling too
April 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I get it ham, I’m spiraling too
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The airline charged me extra for the bags under my eyes
January 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The airline charged me extra for the bags under my eyes
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I save almost $2 per year by continuing to use deodorant sticks after the edges start gouging my armpits
October 18, 2023 at 11:30 PM
I save almost $2 per year by continuing to use deodorant sticks after the edges start gouging my armpits
Y'all. I couldn't remember the name for "kinktober" just now, so I accidentally referred to it as "cocktober fest". I'm not sure if I'm embarrassed or proud of this hahahaha XD
September 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Y'all. I couldn't remember the name for "kinktober" just now, so I accidentally referred to it as "cocktober fest". I'm not sure if I'm embarrassed or proud of this hahahaha XD
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Took a drive in the hills, let some fresh air in my lungs, and disconnected for a bit and it didn’t work. I’m still enraged. it’s a scam
September 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Took a drive in the hills, let some fresh air in my lungs, and disconnected for a bit and it didn’t work. I’m still enraged. it’s a scam
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Leaving the house doesn’t really go with my outfit
September 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Leaving the house doesn’t really go with my outfit
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They say everybody's gotta book in them. In fact, my grandpa's autopsy revealed he had swallowed a copy of the Farmers Almanac.
September 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
They say everybody's gotta book in them. In fact, my grandpa's autopsy revealed he had swallowed a copy of the Farmers Almanac.
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Sometimes I keep myself up late at night thinking about the missed opportunity of naming this thing the Blueseum of Fine Art
September 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Sometimes I keep myself up late at night thinking about the missed opportunity of naming this thing the Blueseum of Fine Art
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“Well, I hope you’ve learned your lesson, Jessica.”
“I have. I’m never drinking again.”
“Good. When you’re done, my food bowl is empty.”
“I have. I’m never drinking again.”
“Good. When you’re done, my food bowl is empty.”
September 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“Well, I hope you’ve learned your lesson, Jessica.”
“I have. I’m never drinking again.”
“Good. When you’re done, my food bowl is empty.”
“I have. I’m never drinking again.”
“Good. When you’re done, my food bowl is empty.”
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One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
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I canceled my plans to go swimming because it was threatening to rain. I was OK with getting wet, but only on my terms.
September 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I canceled my plans to go swimming because it was threatening to rain. I was OK with getting wet, but only on my terms.
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how it feels to post a joke on here
September 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
how it feels to post a joke on here
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I wish I was confident enough to post things like "Tip me $5 if i ever made you feel horny or made you laugh" but the truth is that if I got 0 tip I'd be like
August 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I wish I was confident enough to post things like "Tip me $5 if i ever made you feel horny or made you laugh" but the truth is that if I got 0 tip I'd be like