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Jason McMaster
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Writer and Consultant for those damned video games

I make the sorcery bark.

I'm the commander of time in my vessel of God

Read Unwinnable: https://www.unwinnable.com
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Look at how quickly and successfully Nintendo goes after people who pirate their games, they could easily go after some loser who's getting their employees flooded with harassment and death threats, and yet. They like their industry attack dog who'll yell at reviewers for giving a game a 9/10.
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I just want some gyoza, dude
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What?
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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if only rogue one were as well written as it is directed! (andor is the well written version)
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is a weirdly miserable list
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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goodnight, sickos
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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BlasphemyBot:
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
No one takes a load like Elon Musk
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Important. Make sure to follow the link
Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.

Support the Fetterman Book Fund!

👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Don't invite Buzz Lightyear to Thanksgiving
February 21, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I posted Trump’s unhinged screed announcing he’s signed the Epstein files but it contains so many lies that I deleted my post and will just tell you that Trump announced on social media he has signed the Epstein files
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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"since clinton" explains more about the present than anyone wants to admit
We found that Donald Trump has granted clemency in at least a dozen criminal cases that originated during his first term.

No president since Clinton has used clemency to erase his own appointees’ actions on such a scale.

By @jeremykohler.bsky.social
Trump Is Undoing DOJ Prosecutions From His First Term
We found that Donald Trump has granted clemency in at least a dozen criminal cases that originated during his first term. No other president has used clemency to erase his own appointees’ actions on s...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Guy who is making a shit ton of money off the AI Bubble : "Yeah, no, this isn't a bubble"
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Cover art for issue 176 of @unwinnable.com Monthly, step by step.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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somebody made a web playable version of a game boy style port of this
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Bonesaw meets Bonespur at the Conference of Thin-Skinned Cowards
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM