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@mcjazzhands.bsky.social
He/him. Freelance game writer, airport security gremlin wanting to be a game dev. Dog father, periodic streamer.
Writing samples - ciaranhpersch.com
Writing samples - ciaranhpersch.com
Large dogs are small bears.
Medium dogs are small wolves.
Small dogs are small foxes.
My evidence: my dog looks like a little bear from some angles. This is also a convenient excuse to say "look at my dog."
Medium dogs are small wolves.
Small dogs are small foxes.
My evidence: my dog looks like a little bear from some angles. This is also a convenient excuse to say "look at my dog."
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Large dogs are small bears.
Medium dogs are small wolves.
Small dogs are small foxes.
My evidence: my dog looks like a little bear from some angles. This is also a convenient excuse to say "look at my dog."
Medium dogs are small wolves.
Small dogs are small foxes.
My evidence: my dog looks like a little bear from some angles. This is also a convenient excuse to say "look at my dog."
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They stole nine of my books. Nine! But why not Doppelganger? Not good enough for these mass doppelganger machines?
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
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November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
They stole nine of my books. Nine! But why not Doppelganger? Not good enough for these mass doppelganger machines?
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There's a game on Steam called Omelet You Cook, which looks fucking delightful
They had a 100% Steam user rating, and then someone this morning posted this review
And I know it's haha *so funny*, but also, this person can entirely go fuck themselves
store.steampowered.com/app/3205380/...
They had a 100% Steam user rating, and then someone this morning posted this review
And I know it's haha *so funny*, but also, this person can entirely go fuck themselves
store.steampowered.com/app/3205380/...
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
There's a game on Steam called Omelet You Cook, which looks fucking delightful
They had a 100% Steam user rating, and then someone this morning posted this review
And I know it's haha *so funny*, but also, this person can entirely go fuck themselves
store.steampowered.com/app/3205380/...
They had a 100% Steam user rating, and then someone this morning posted this review
And I know it's haha *so funny*, but also, this person can entirely go fuck themselves
store.steampowered.com/app/3205380/...
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Fans of possibly-not-cursed garbage can clown heads, your ship has come in!
North Mankato is auctioning off a lot of five not-at-all-cursed garbage can clown heads via Minnesota's state auction site. mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Fans of possibly-not-cursed garbage can clown heads, your ship has come in!
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Wow, this must be one of the most popular things I've ever posted on here, guess I hit upon a sentiment a lot of people were feeling? So, can you do me a favour?
Advocate for the art you love. Talk about it, uplift it, introduce it to others, leave reviews. Let's not just focus on the negative.
Advocate for the art you love. Talk about it, uplift it, introduce it to others, leave reviews. Let's not just focus on the negative.
Why am I so against generative AI in games?
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Wow, this must be one of the most popular things I've ever posted on here, guess I hit upon a sentiment a lot of people were feeling? So, can you do me a favour?
Advocate for the art you love. Talk about it, uplift it, introduce it to others, leave reviews. Let's not just focus on the negative.
Advocate for the art you love. Talk about it, uplift it, introduce it to others, leave reviews. Let's not just focus on the negative.
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I wonder if the people who espouse "Christian values" realize just how many branches there are. Do you mean Gnostic Christian? Catholic? Protestant? Lutheran? You're gonna have to narrow it down quite a bit to make a compelling argument.
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I wonder if the people who espouse "Christian values" realize just how many branches there are. Do you mean Gnostic Christian? Catholic? Protestant? Lutheran? You're gonna have to narrow it down quite a bit to make a compelling argument.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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at one point I contemplated doing one of those "console challenges" where you play every game for a given console and decided to research the PS1 library.
I have come to the conclusion I would've needed to have started about 10 years ago to have had any real shot at completing it before I died.
I have come to the conclusion I would've needed to have started about 10 years ago to have had any real shot at completing it before I died.
"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it"
My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
at one point I contemplated doing one of those "console challenges" where you play every game for a given console and decided to research the PS1 library.
I have come to the conclusion I would've needed to have started about 10 years ago to have had any real shot at completing it before I died.
I have come to the conclusion I would've needed to have started about 10 years ago to have had any real shot at completing it before I died.
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Remember: "Don't let the bastards grind you down!"
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Remember: "Don't let the bastards grind you down!"
Depression is hitting hard again, I'm just looking at my little prototype going "man, why bother?"
So I've had to say to myself: "listen here you little shit, everyone starts somewhere. You made a game where you open boxes, you can make a simple shmup. Take your time, but see it through."
So I've had to say to myself: "listen here you little shit, everyone starts somewhere. You made a game where you open boxes, you can make a simple shmup. Take your time, but see it through."
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Depression is hitting hard again, I'm just looking at my little prototype going "man, why bother?"
So I've had to say to myself: "listen here you little shit, everyone starts somewhere. You made a game where you open boxes, you can make a simple shmup. Take your time, but see it through."
So I've had to say to myself: "listen here you little shit, everyone starts somewhere. You made a game where you open boxes, you can make a simple shmup. Take your time, but see it through."
Too many to name, but @docseuss.bsky.social in particular always makes me think when I read one of his pieces. I like that. I like thinking more deeply about games I play and the work that goes into them. Support Doc if you can. Give the man a budget!
Because I just got emotional watching a thing, I'm going to inflict this emotion on everyone else: Please RT this and shout out someone whose work is important to you. Don't wait to praise our best until they're gone. Give them their flowers while they can hear it and know they're appreciated.
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Too many to name, but @docseuss.bsky.social in particular always makes me think when I read one of his pieces. I like that. I like thinking more deeply about games I play and the work that goes into them. Support Doc if you can. Give the man a budget!
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We are assembling a DREAM TEAM get your portfolios ready 🙏
📣 SENIOR(ISH) GAME WRITERS 📣
The folks at GDC have reached out to me about heading up a narrative portfolio review workshop. Are you planning on going to GDC this year and would be down to review some portfolios? HMU!
The folks at GDC have reached out to me about heading up a narrative portfolio review workshop. Are you planning on going to GDC this year and would be down to review some portfolios? HMU!
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We are assembling a DREAM TEAM get your portfolios ready 🙏
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They need to learn the loyalty isn't mutual.
The feeling generated by a lack of reciprocity is *deeply* human. Literally hardwired into us.
This is the type of thing that'll make GOPers break ranks. When they realize/internalize that they're on their knees and he doesn't care if they live or die.
The feeling generated by a lack of reciprocity is *deeply* human. Literally hardwired into us.
This is the type of thing that'll make GOPers break ranks. When they realize/internalize that they're on their knees and he doesn't care if they live or die.
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
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@mediaite.com #GA14
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November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They need to learn the loyalty isn't mutual.
The feeling generated by a lack of reciprocity is *deeply* human. Literally hardwired into us.
This is the type of thing that'll make GOPers break ranks. When they realize/internalize that they're on their knees and he doesn't care if they live or die.
The feeling generated by a lack of reciprocity is *deeply* human. Literally hardwired into us.
This is the type of thing that'll make GOPers break ranks. When they realize/internalize that they're on their knees and he doesn't care if they live or die.
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In Super Mario 64, parts of Lethal Lava Land are actually made out of leather, which simply appears to be stone due to the low resolution of the textures.
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
In Super Mario 64, parts of Lethal Lava Land are actually made out of leather, which simply appears to be stone due to the low resolution of the textures.
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4 days until demonschool... that's the death number
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
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store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
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November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
4 days until demonschool... that's the death number
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
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Fangamer is hiring a 🚨 Product Designer 🚨
very rare posting for a very cool job, RT's appreciated~
www.fangamer.com/pages/job-li...
very rare posting for a very cool job, RT's appreciated~
www.fangamer.com/pages/job-li...
Graphic Designer
Fangamer is looking for a full time experienced designer with strong product and layout design skills to join our creative team. This position will be responsible for conceptualizing, speccing and pro...
www.fangamer.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Fangamer is hiring a 🚨 Product Designer 🚨
very rare posting for a very cool job, RT's appreciated~
www.fangamer.com/pages/job-li...
very rare posting for a very cool job, RT's appreciated~
www.fangamer.com/pages/job-li...
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
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'Resident Evil 2' on Game(.)com released on this day in 1998.
Tiger's attempt to scale down RE2 for their ill-fated handheld resulted in a surprisingly comprehensive (barely playable) tour of Raccoon City. Nearly every screen is accounted for, albeit lacking any story beats.
Tiger's attempt to scale down RE2 for their ill-fated handheld resulted in a surprisingly comprehensive (barely playable) tour of Raccoon City. Nearly every screen is accounted for, albeit lacking any story beats.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
'Resident Evil 2' on Game(.)com released on this day in 1998.
Tiger's attempt to scale down RE2 for their ill-fated handheld resulted in a surprisingly comprehensive (barely playable) tour of Raccoon City. Nearly every screen is accounted for, albeit lacking any story beats.
Tiger's attempt to scale down RE2 for their ill-fated handheld resulted in a surprisingly comprehensive (barely playable) tour of Raccoon City. Nearly every screen is accounted for, albeit lacking any story beats.
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WWE RAW "The Lesbians" nameplate green screen
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
WWE RAW "The Lesbians" nameplate green screen
As an excepted government employee who's had to work the entirety of the shutdown, I just gotta say: fuck everything about this. How many of my coworkers are struggling to make ends meet while these goons get paid? No.
Fuck ICE. In no uncertain terms.
Fuck ICE. In no uncertain terms.
I finally got confirmation that ICE agents have been getting paid this whole shutdown. Only people who’ve had guaranteed pay this whole time are the lawmakers responsible for the shutdown and kidnappers
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
As an excepted government employee who's had to work the entirety of the shutdown, I just gotta say: fuck everything about this. How many of my coworkers are struggling to make ends meet while these goons get paid? No.
Fuck ICE. In no uncertain terms.
Fuck ICE. In no uncertain terms.