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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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American: “I’m paying more at the grocery store.”
Trump: “No you’re not.”
American: “I mean…I am. I have the receipt right here.”
Trump: “Prices are WAY down.”
American: “They’re just…not.”
Trump: “Are too!”
American: “…”
Trump: “…”
American: “…”
Trump: “I’ve ended 22 wars!”
Trump: “No you’re not.”
American: “I mean…I am. I have the receipt right here.”
Trump: “Prices are WAY down.”
American: “They’re just…not.”
Trump: “Are too!”
American: “…”
Trump: “…”
American: “…”
Trump: “I’ve ended 22 wars!”
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
American: “I’m paying more at the grocery store.”
Trump: “No you’re not.”
American: “I mean…I am. I have the receipt right here.”
Trump: “Prices are WAY down.”
American: “They’re just…not.”
Trump: “Are too!”
American: “…”
Trump: “…”
American: “…”
Trump: “I’ve ended 22 wars!”
Trump: “No you’re not.”
American: “I mean…I am. I have the receipt right here.”
Trump: “Prices are WAY down.”
American: “They’re just…not.”
Trump: “Are too!”
American: “…”
Trump: “…”
American: “…”
Trump: “I’ve ended 22 wars!”
As a New Yorker I am devastated that Tiffany won't be gracing us with her presence. If I had know my vote for Mamdani was going to cost us the opportunity for Tiffany to dine in Time Sq, take selfies at the 9/11 memorial and wander aimlessly down our crowded sidewalks I would have voted differently.
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
As a New Yorker I am devastated that Tiffany won't be gracing us with her presence. If I had know my vote for Mamdani was going to cost us the opportunity for Tiffany to dine in Time Sq, take selfies at the 9/11 memorial and wander aimlessly down our crowded sidewalks I would have voted differently.
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
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I’m proud to be with Mamdani.
Trump, Elon and John Rocker are with Cuomo.
Trump, Elon and John Rocker are with Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m proud to be with Mamdani.
Trump, Elon and John Rocker are with Cuomo.
Trump, Elon and John Rocker are with Cuomo.
Well, we’ve apparently reached the “now I’ve got to defend John fucking Bolton” stage of fighting for democracy.
Ok, so be it.
Ok, so be it.
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Well, we’ve apparently reached the “now I’ve got to defend John fucking Bolton” stage of fighting for democracy.
Ok, so be it.
Ok, so be it.
"unbecoming of republicans"
a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a cup .
ALT: a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a cup .
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"unbecoming of republicans"
Operation Distract from the Epstein Files rolls on!
October 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Operation Distract from the Epstein Files rolls on!
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You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.
October 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.
It's funny, just this weekend my friends and I were sitting on the patio of our favorite wine bar in Pacific Heights, enjoying a delightful Napa chard and having a good laugh about that time we all so into coal.
It used to be the fossil-fuel du jour and now it's completely fallen out of fashion!
It used to be the fossil-fuel du jour and now it's completely fallen out of fashion!
Energy Secretary Chris Wright on Fox: "We're announcing today expanded programs to help the American coal industry. We're helping it because for years it has been under assault. It was out of fashion with the chardonnay set in San Francisco, Boulder, and NYC ... coal just makes the world go round."
September 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's funny, just this weekend my friends and I were sitting on the patio of our favorite wine bar in Pacific Heights, enjoying a delightful Napa chard and having a good laugh about that time we all so into coal.
It used to be the fossil-fuel du jour and now it's completely fallen out of fashion!
It used to be the fossil-fuel du jour and now it's completely fallen out of fashion!
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Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
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Melissa Hortman practiced politics the right way.
September 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Melissa Hortman practiced politics the right way.
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The Republican Party and their media friends are covering for child rapists.
September 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Republican Party and their media friends are covering for child rapists.
10,000% agree.
I hope the Epstein survivors do compile a list and release every single fucking name, whether Democrat or Republican. Everybody should be held accountable for being a part of these disgusting crimes.
September 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
10,000% agree.
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CEO Worried 23-Year-Old Only Into Him For His Keen Business Acumen https://theonion.com/ceo-worried-23-year-old-only-into-him-for-his-keen-business-acumen/
August 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
CEO Worried 23-Year-Old Only Into Him For His Keen Business Acumen https://theonion.com/ceo-worried-23-year-old-only-into-him-for-his-keen-business-acumen/
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Donald stole Mel Brooks' bit.
youtu.be/g2Bp8SqYrnE?...
youtu.be/g2Bp8SqYrnE?...
Blazing Saddles best scene
YouTube video by Oh! That Guy.
youtu.be
August 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Donald stole Mel Brooks' bit.
youtu.be/g2Bp8SqYrnE?...
youtu.be/g2Bp8SqYrnE?...
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Well, you know the streets of DC are truly dangerous if they're letting the president go out at night for a photo op.
August 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Well, you know the streets of DC are truly dangerous if they're letting the president go out at night for a photo op.
These people experience the five stages of grief every time they're asked to dial 1 for English, but saying slavery was really bad is apparently being too negative.
White House official Lindsey Halligan: "While slavery is obviously a horrible aspect of our nation's history, you can't really talk about slavery honestly unless you also talk about hope and progress ... we need to stop focusing so much on the lack of progress."
August 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
These people experience the five stages of grief every time they're asked to dial 1 for English, but saying slavery was really bad is apparently being too negative.
Often we say that trump flunkies are out there making comments in public with the intent to please an audience of one.
However this may be the first time we've seen trump be the one genuflecting to an audience of one.
However this may be the first time we've seen trump be the one genuflecting to an audience of one.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a desk .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a desk .
media.tenor.com
August 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Often we say that trump flunkies are out there making comments in public with the intent to please an audience of one.
However this may be the first time we've seen trump be the one genuflecting to an audience of one.
However this may be the first time we've seen trump be the one genuflecting to an audience of one.
Tianaman Sq had Tank Man, we have Turkey Club Man.
You don’t choose your heroes you just embrace them.
You don’t choose your heroes you just embrace them.
August 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tianaman Sq had Tank Man, we have Turkey Club Man.
You don’t choose your heroes you just embrace them.
You don’t choose your heroes you just embrace them.
Cyanide delivered with a smile.
That's politics at an elite level.
That's politics at an elite level.
August 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Cyanide delivered with a smile.
That's politics at an elite level.
That's politics at an elite level.
Lyndsey Graham and John Cornyn have just made themselves active participants in a conspiracy to protect a child sexual predator.
BREAKING
Lindsey Graham and John Cornyn are urging Pam Bondi to appoint a special counsel to investigate former President Obama, his senior staff, and Obama administration officials to determine “the extent to which [they] manipulated the U.S. national security apparatus for a political outcome.”
Lindsey Graham and John Cornyn are urging Pam Bondi to appoint a special counsel to investigate former President Obama, his senior staff, and Obama administration officials to determine “the extent to which [they] manipulated the U.S. national security apparatus for a political outcome.”
July 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Lyndsey Graham and John Cornyn have just made themselves active participants in a conspiracy to protect a child sexual predator.
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Sumner trashed the south for three hours in front of everyone and they didn’t do shit. Then Brooks snuck up on Sumner while he was alone and working at his desk and hit him with his cane. That’s southern honor.
July 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sumner trashed the south for three hours in front of everyone and they didn’t do shit. Then Brooks snuck up on Sumner while he was alone and working at his desk and hit him with his cane. That’s southern honor.
If you stare into the Deep State long enough, the Deep State stares back into you.
Alex Jones on Steve Bannon's show coaches Trump to pivot from trying to downplay the Epstein files to making it an even bigger scandal by (baselessly) accusing Comey and Brennan of doctoring any evidence in the files that implicates Trump
July 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you stare into the Deep State long enough, the Deep State stares back into you.