Autistic Max
@maxiemoosie.bsky.social
You might remember me from such social networks as Twitter.
Humor, autism, and random other nonsense.
He / Him
#ActuallyAutistic
Humor, autism, and random other nonsense.
He / Him
#ActuallyAutistic
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But just because you have no desire to live it doesn’t mean you can’t dream it! Here are three destinations to pretend you’ll probably go to one day, while mysteriously never getting round to visiting.
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January 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
But just because you have no desire to live it doesn’t mean you can’t dream it! Here are three destinations to pretend you’ll probably go to one day, while mysteriously never getting round to visiting.
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Many autistic people grow up correcting assumptions, defending intentions, and trying to repair misunderstandings
So yes - we may “over-explain” or “overthink”
Not because we want to…
but because experience taught us to
So yes - we may “over-explain” or “overthink”
Not because we want to…
but because experience taught us to
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Many autistic people grow up correcting assumptions, defending intentions, and trying to repair misunderstandings
So yes - we may “over-explain” or “overthink”
Not because we want to…
but because experience taught us to
So yes - we may “over-explain” or “overthink”
Not because we want to…
but because experience taught us to
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Basically, I’ll probably never get to my 12k peak following I had on Twitter, and that’s fine.
It also means I’ll only be on sporadically, which is fine.
And also… wait that’s it.
It also means I’ll only be on sporadically, which is fine.
And also… wait that’s it.
September 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Basically, I’ll probably never get to my 12k peak following I had on Twitter, and that’s fine.
It also means I’ll only be on sporadically, which is fine.
And also… wait that’s it.
It also means I’ll only be on sporadically, which is fine.
And also… wait that’s it.
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It’s no secret I set a rule for myself that I would do no callouts, no drama, and no doomerism.
It turns out that leaves little to talk about.
So much microblogging I realize is built on outrage and callouts. You really notice once you make a conscious effort not to do that.
It turns out that leaves little to talk about.
So much microblogging I realize is built on outrage and callouts. You really notice once you make a conscious effort not to do that.
September 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It’s no secret I set a rule for myself that I would do no callouts, no drama, and no doomerism.
It turns out that leaves little to talk about.
So much microblogging I realize is built on outrage and callouts. You really notice once you make a conscious effort not to do that.
It turns out that leaves little to talk about.
So much microblogging I realize is built on outrage and callouts. You really notice once you make a conscious effort not to do that.
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You know, if I don’t like something someone posts I just…
Keep scrolling, make no comment. People really need to take a course on basic manners before joining any social media.
I can’t imagine being so entitled to tell someone what to post, or to tell a stranger their posts irritate me.
Keep scrolling, make no comment. People really need to take a course on basic manners before joining any social media.
I can’t imagine being so entitled to tell someone what to post, or to tell a stranger their posts irritate me.
I do not include the explanation of how to hide my thread to be polite. I do it because if I don’t a bunch of whiners will always show up to tell me they don’t like sports. And somehow that’s still not good enough. Y’all still have to tell me how to use MY OWN ACCOUNT.
September 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You know, if I don’t like something someone posts I just…
Keep scrolling, make no comment. People really need to take a course on basic manners before joining any social media.
I can’t imagine being so entitled to tell someone what to post, or to tell a stranger their posts irritate me.
Keep scrolling, make no comment. People really need to take a course on basic manners before joining any social media.
I can’t imagine being so entitled to tell someone what to post, or to tell a stranger their posts irritate me.
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“So I asked ChatGPT…”
Nope, I don’t care what it is, I ain’t hearing it.
Nope, I don’t care what it is, I ain’t hearing it.
October 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“So I asked ChatGPT…”
Nope, I don’t care what it is, I ain’t hearing it.
Nope, I don’t care what it is, I ain’t hearing it.
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“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
The Internet: Source?
The Internet: Source?
April 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
The Internet: Source?
The Internet: Source?
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Today I will talk about the Autistic Sense of Justice, in this thread referred to as the ASJ. What is it?
Short version: ASJ means autistic people tend to have a consistent moral code and are viscerally pained by violations. It doesn't mean we're inherently morally better.
Long version: A thread.
Short version: ASJ means autistic people tend to have a consistent moral code and are viscerally pained by violations. It doesn't mean we're inherently morally better.
Long version: A thread.
February 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Today I will talk about the Autistic Sense of Justice, in this thread referred to as the ASJ. What is it?
Short version: ASJ means autistic people tend to have a consistent moral code and are viscerally pained by violations. It doesn't mean we're inherently morally better.
Long version: A thread.
Short version: ASJ means autistic people tend to have a consistent moral code and are viscerally pained by violations. It doesn't mean we're inherently morally better.
Long version: A thread.
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Important thread I did.
A lot of autistic people, including me, cannot work in an office environment.
For the last twelve years, 100 percent of my income has been self employment, and I'm going to talk about the struggles of self employment while autistic, and why this works for me.
Originally on Twitter, March 2022.
For the last twelve years, 100 percent of my income has been self employment, and I'm going to talk about the struggles of self employment while autistic, and why this works for me.
Originally on Twitter, March 2022.
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Important thread I did.
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If you need alternatives to ChatGPT or any AI, this video has a terrific suggestion.
Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMwpBa1s/
Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMwpBa1s/
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If you need alternatives to ChatGPT or any AI, this video has a terrific suggestion.
Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMwpBa1s/
Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMwpBa1s/
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For work, I’m recording a medical conference.
Yesterday one of the speakers mentioned a problem as a public health official:
To track foodborne illness, they need to inspect the farms. Farms use migrant workers. They have no way of knowing if these government workers are ICE.
Yesterday one of the speakers mentioned a problem as a public health official:
To track foodborne illness, they need to inspect the farms. Farms use migrant workers. They have no way of knowing if these government workers are ICE.
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
For work, I’m recording a medical conference.
Yesterday one of the speakers mentioned a problem as a public health official:
To track foodborne illness, they need to inspect the farms. Farms use migrant workers. They have no way of knowing if these government workers are ICE.
Yesterday one of the speakers mentioned a problem as a public health official:
To track foodborne illness, they need to inspect the farms. Farms use migrant workers. They have no way of knowing if these government workers are ICE.
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This graphic covers every possible contingency!
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This graphic covers every possible contingency!
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I'm a woman.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm the toxoplasmosis which had my fever up to 104.3 overnight before I woke up hallucinating but somehow managed to swallow some ibuprofen.
Hi, I'm the toxoplasmosis which had my fever up to 104.3 overnight before I woke up hallucinating but somehow managed to swallow some ibuprofen.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hello, I'm a car making an aggressive left hand turn on a one-way street with a protected bike lane
Hello, I'm a car making an aggressive left hand turn on a one-way street with a protected bike lane
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I'm a woman.
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Does anyone remember when The Onion was a joke newspaper?
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...
theonion.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Does anyone remember when The Onion was a joke newspaper?
This graphic covers every possible contingency!
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This graphic covers every possible contingency!
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A huge figure in my industry passed a few days ago.
A while back a colleague told me about how he sexually harassed her. So while all our mutuals were eulogizing, I privately reached out to check in on her.
Of the dozen plus people she told, I’m the only one who did that.
A while back a colleague told me about how he sexually harassed her. So while all our mutuals were eulogizing, I privately reached out to check in on her.
Of the dozen plus people she told, I’m the only one who did that.
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A huge figure in my industry passed a few days ago.
A while back a colleague told me about how he sexually harassed her. So while all our mutuals were eulogizing, I privately reached out to check in on her.
Of the dozen plus people she told, I’m the only one who did that.
A while back a colleague told me about how he sexually harassed her. So while all our mutuals were eulogizing, I privately reached out to check in on her.
Of the dozen plus people she told, I’m the only one who did that.
For work, I’m recording a medical conference.
Yesterday one of the speakers mentioned a problem as a public health official:
To track foodborne illness, they need to inspect the farms. Farms use migrant workers. They have no way of knowing if these government workers are ICE.
Yesterday one of the speakers mentioned a problem as a public health official:
To track foodborne illness, they need to inspect the farms. Farms use migrant workers. They have no way of knowing if these government workers are ICE.
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
For work, I’m recording a medical conference.
Yesterday one of the speakers mentioned a problem as a public health official:
To track foodborne illness, they need to inspect the farms. Farms use migrant workers. They have no way of knowing if these government workers are ICE.
Yesterday one of the speakers mentioned a problem as a public health official:
To track foodborne illness, they need to inspect the farms. Farms use migrant workers. They have no way of knowing if these government workers are ICE.
Also, write very clearly and in detail.
“I write clearly-“
You probably don’t.
“I write clearly-“
You probably don’t.
One of the best things you can do for neurodivergent people when giving instructions is incredibly simple:
✨ Write. Them. Down. ✨
Clear written instructions aren’t just helpful - they’re accessibility
✨ Write. Them. Down. ✨
Clear written instructions aren’t just helpful - they’re accessibility
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Also, write very clearly and in detail.
“I write clearly-“
You probably don’t.
“I write clearly-“
You probably don’t.
They’ll reconsider as soon as someone tries to make AI porn featuring Mickey Mouse.
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
They’ll reconsider as soon as someone tries to make AI porn featuring Mickey Mouse.
I’ve heard that self driving cars only need to be better than humans to take off. I used to repeat that line.
Today, I don’t think that’s the case. For self driving cars to take off, they can’t just be better than humans, they have to be perfect. Like, the error rate has to be close to zero.
Today, I don’t think that’s the case. For self driving cars to take off, they can’t just be better than humans, they have to be perfect. Like, the error rate has to be close to zero.
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’ve heard that self driving cars only need to be better than humans to take off. I used to repeat that line.
Today, I don’t think that’s the case. For self driving cars to take off, they can’t just be better than humans, they have to be perfect. Like, the error rate has to be close to zero.
Today, I don’t think that’s the case. For self driving cars to take off, they can’t just be better than humans, they have to be perfect. Like, the error rate has to be close to zero.
The amount of vitamins lost in the rinsing process is negligible.
Frankly, “Don’t do this food prep thing because it removes nutrients,” is a good indicator the person has no fucking clue what they’re talking about.
Frankly, “Don’t do this food prep thing because it removes nutrients,” is a good indicator the person has no fucking clue what they’re talking about.
a bunch of white Americans argued that you shouldn’t wash your rice because it “washes off the vitamins” and my response to that is, what if you ate more vegetables and/or took a multivitamin so you didn’t have to eat gummy mushy rice?
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The amount of vitamins lost in the rinsing process is negligible.
Frankly, “Don’t do this food prep thing because it removes nutrients,” is a good indicator the person has no fucking clue what they’re talking about.
Frankly, “Don’t do this food prep thing because it removes nutrients,” is a good indicator the person has no fucking clue what they’re talking about.
“Comb the streets,” the White House order read.
Amelia Bedelia following illegal orders, but in a fun way we can all be charmed by
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
“Comb the streets,” the White House order read.