Autistic Max
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Autistic Max
@maxiemoosie.bsky.social
You might remember me from such social networks as Twitter.

Humor, autism, and random other nonsense.

He / Him

#ActuallyAutistic
It’s why I’m on here far far far far less, and more liberal with the block button.

Hehe, more liberal. Ah puns.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Also more contemporary phrasing, which makes sense since Tom Clancy is more contemporary.

Though I doubt he’ll appear in a time traveling episode of Star Trek.
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yeah I like Clancy’s punchier quote than Twain’s that essentially says the same thing, though I doubt people will be reading Tom Clancy in a century the way we still read Mark Twain.
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Or as Tom Clancy put it, “The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I don’t understand that reference at all, but yes. That is correct.
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It’s amazing how many people who do remember to add alt text do it so poorly.

Adding links? Really?

The other thing I hate is when the description is wrong. I went off a while back about a screenshot of a tweet, and the alt was “[PERSON] being ridiculous.” Really? Text is the easiest thing to alt!
November 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Instead, they could be investing that eight dollars into a Roth so in thirty years, it’ll be…

SIXTY DOLLARS!
November 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I will celebrate when everyone gets their November benefits, but this is good news.
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
27,000 by my calculation, or the equivalent of 3 per day for 25 years assuming $3 per coffee and ignoring inflation.
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So as us millennials did a decade ago, indulge in the occasional overpriced croissant. Pleasures are what make life worth living.

Are we supposed to live in a closet and subsist on ramen for a decade while saving? Please.
October 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Problem is, 20 percent of 410,800 is 82,160.

Unless you had an inheritance or make 200k a year, you’re not saving that.

Oh, and by the time you do save that up if you manage, housing costs will go up by at least 50 percent.
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Mind you when you own a home, you also have to cover other expenses like home maintenance, replacing your own appliances. That adds up.

Saving up $12,324 is not easy!

If you want to save up 20 percent which is historically recommended, you’d cut your mortgage payments by 500 monthly!
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Median home price right now is 410,800 in the US. About six years ago, it was nearly half that.

If you want to save a mere 3 percent down payment, that’s $12,324.

Current interest rates are 5.25 percent, assuming 1 percent property tax, that’s $2,646 per month ignoring home insurance.
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Please remember to vote come November 4th. Local policies will have a direct impact on your life. They matter as much as the sexier national elections.
October 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM