Max Gross
@maxgotjokes.bsky.social
Writer and comedian. Words @ The Onion @ Reductress @ Autostraddle, jokes @ this website. He/him
Gentlemen gentlemen please. We only have a few seconds for this. How many unread texts do you have
October 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Gentlemen gentlemen please. We only have a few seconds for this. How many unread texts do you have
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To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
September 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
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hi, cis folks!
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
NEWS: House Appropriations Committee Republicans released their spending bill for Labor, Health and Human Services, Education, and Related Agencies. The legislation would prohibit taxpayer dollars for any type of gender-affirming care for transgender people. This would include programs like Medicaid
September 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
hi, cis folks!
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
Some fireworks are more cunty than others. This is an objective fact
July 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Some fireworks are more cunty than others. This is an objective fact
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hi, cis folks!
so senate’s king nerd struck the trans healthcare bans from the budget bill—that’s good! but the GOP may put it back in, meaning dems need to be ready to challenge it on the floor—that’s doable, but they need to know you want them to!
today’s a great day to call senators: reps.fyi 🧵
so senate’s king nerd struck the trans healthcare bans from the budget bill—that’s good! but the GOP may put it back in, meaning dems need to be ready to challenge it on the floor—that’s doable, but they need to know you want them to!
today’s a great day to call senators: reps.fyi 🧵
June 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
hi, cis folks!
so senate’s king nerd struck the trans healthcare bans from the budget bill—that’s good! but the GOP may put it back in, meaning dems need to be ready to challenge it on the floor—that’s doable, but they need to know you want them to!
today’s a great day to call senators: reps.fyi 🧵
so senate’s king nerd struck the trans healthcare bans from the budget bill—that’s good! but the GOP may put it back in, meaning dems need to be ready to challenge it on the floor—that’s doable, but they need to know you want them to!
today’s a great day to call senators: reps.fyi 🧵
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WOKE IS BACK 🚨 YOU HAVE A NEW PRONOUN DUE FRIDAY
June 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
WOKE IS BACK 🚨 YOU HAVE A NEW PRONOUN DUE FRIDAY
Someone has to post this. And it might as well be me
June 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Someone has to post this. And it might as well be me
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BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.
apnews.com/article/andr...
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Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani
Andrew Cuomo’s concession came as the race’s outcome will be decided by a ranked choice count after neither Democrat got a clear majority in the vote.
apnews.com
June 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.
apnews.com/article/andr...
apnews.com/article/andr...
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Cuomo conceded New York City baby lets go Mets baby bodega cats pizza pie I love this city
June 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cuomo conceded New York City baby lets go Mets baby bodega cats pizza pie I love this city
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CLARIFICATION :
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
June 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
CLARIFICATION :
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
how long before one of them tweets this
June 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
how long before one of them tweets this
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there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens
How come they hate queer people when their interpersonal drama is exactly the same
Oh I am not shitposting, folks.
Stephen Miller, his wife, and Elon are widely rumored to be a throuple.
Now Miller's wife is leaving the Trump team to be with Musk & LITERALLY PER THE NEW YORK TIMES Stephen is angrily subtweeting Musk.
They actually put it in the paper of record that he was mad
Stephen Miller, his wife, and Elon are widely rumored to be a throuple.
Now Miller's wife is leaving the Trump team to be with Musk & LITERALLY PER THE NEW YORK TIMES Stephen is angrily subtweeting Musk.
They actually put it in the paper of record that he was mad
Meanwhile Stephen Miller is furiously subtweeting Musk on X
May 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
How come they hate queer people when their interpersonal drama is exactly the same
I promise I don’t pay her to post such kind summaries of my work. Unless you count loving her forever (and cooking) as payment
Social media algorithms prey on the insecurities and prejudices of cis men. My boyfriend @maxgotjokes.bsky.social wrote a really powerful piece on the ways it uses those same binary anxieties to trap trans men in a cycle of self loathing and transmedicalism
Please Don’t Be Mad At Me But Transition Showed Me How The Incel Pipeline Works
What happens when social media algorithms see you as a man? And how dangerous can it get?
Maxgotjokes.substack.com
May 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I promise I don’t pay her to post such kind summaries of my work. Unless you count loving her forever (and cooking) as payment
At 9am in new york city everyone who’s outside goes “it’s time to use our Machines.” It doesn’t matter what the Machines are as long as they are loud. The call of the car alarm must be reciprocated by the bellow of the jackhammer. To which I reply ayyy I’m sleepin here
May 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
At 9am in new york city everyone who’s outside goes “it’s time to use our Machines.” It doesn’t matter what the Machines are as long as they are loud. The call of the car alarm must be reciprocated by the bellow of the jackhammer. To which I reply ayyy I’m sleepin here
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Hath Milord any GAMES upon his PHONE?
August 14, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Hath Milord any GAMES upon his PHONE?
Attention gamers I’m making my foray into streaming tn with Evasive. catch me every thursday on YouTube at 7:30 EST until we finish Ace Attorney
May 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Attention gamers I’m making my foray into streaming tn with Evasive. catch me every thursday on YouTube at 7:30 EST until we finish Ace Attorney
[yelling from the crowd like that “my leg” fish from spongebob] I KNOW HIM 🥳🎉🎊
It is such an honor to be one of this year’s winners of the Emerging Designer program!
Elliot Davis, aka "moreblueberries," (@moreblueberries.bsky.social) is a Brooklyn-based game designer, publisher, podcaster, and artist who loves all things weird and wonderful about the TTRPG industry.
May 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
[yelling from the crowd like that “my leg” fish from spongebob] I KNOW HIM 🥳🎉🎊
FINALLY people will be able to tell us apart again
May 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
FINALLY people will be able to tell us apart again
🫶🫶🫶 proud of this weird and complicated essay-ish thing
An incredibly brilliant piece on how perceived attractiveness impacts the way performers' (specifically comedians') craft is judged and recieved. Layering the way transness impacts that makes this piece so so powerful.
On The Intersection of Hotness and Comedy
How transitioning from hot girl to ??? guy affected (the perception of) my comedy
open.substack.com
April 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
🫶🫶🫶 proud of this weird and complicated essay-ish thing
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my real dream is to work with the muppets
April 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
my real dream is to work with the muppets
whenever a fellow sabrina carpenter kills me in fortnite I know how caesar felt as brutus’s dagger pierced his flesh
April 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
whenever a fellow sabrina carpenter kills me in fortnite I know how caesar felt as brutus’s dagger pierced his flesh
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"I'm a ravenclaw!" "I'm a hufflepuff!" you're complicit is what you are
April 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
"I'm a ravenclaw!" "I'm a hufflepuff!" you're complicit is what you are
if you showed me this post 10 years ago I would be like “damn the future is cra— whoa wait that tweet looks different. what do you means it’s a different website. what happened to twitter”
April 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
if you showed me this post 10 years ago I would be like “damn the future is cra— whoa wait that tweet looks different. what do you means it’s a different website. what happened to twitter”