james tom
@jamestomxo.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ comedian, unfortunately.
netflix (hannah gadsby's gender agenda), max (OFMD), hulu (crush), off-broadway
🎟 PHILLY 8/28: https://linktr.ee/jamestomxo
netflix (hannah gadsby's gender agenda), max (OFMD), hulu (crush), off-broadway
🎟 PHILLY 8/28: https://linktr.ee/jamestomxo
so he doesn't get lost
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
so he doesn't get lost
zohran won the election while I was getting fucked in a car
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
zohran won the election while I was getting fucked in a car
west end girl almost too painful to listen to
October 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
west end girl almost too painful to listen to
jokes on me, I'm going viral on twitter in a bad way bc br*anna w* retweeted me
there's so much to unpack here and at the same time there's nothing. @jamestomxo.bsky.social you gotta use "higher ranking asian" as a bit
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
jokes on me, I'm going viral on twitter in a bad way bc br*anna w* retweeted me
I heard u like cats so I got you some writing about roommates who are cats (and not cats)
October 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I heard u like cats so I got you some writing about roommates who are cats (and not cats)
have to admit, I still have more fun at the Other Place, but here is a cat pic u all will enjoy
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
have to admit, I still have more fun at the Other Place, but here is a cat pic u all will enjoy
what about more animation and MORE sex 🤔
Gen Z wants more animation and less sex onscreen, according to a Teens & Screens survey, Variety reports.
Preference for animated content over live-action jumped from 42% from last year to 48.5% this year and nearly 48% of 19-24-year-olds also preferred animated content.
Preference for animated content over live-action jumped from 42% from last year to 48.5% this year and nearly 48% of 19-24-year-olds also preferred animated content.
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
what about more animation and MORE sex 🤔
I can't believe liberal political correctness has bent all the way around to "we can't hurt nazis' feelings" jk yes I can
October 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I can't believe liberal political correctness has bent all the way around to "we can't hurt nazis' feelings" jk yes I can
everyone talks about how wood is about travis kelce's penis, no one talks about how it's set to a jackson 5 style beat
October 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
everyone talks about how wood is about travis kelce's penis, no one talks about how it's set to a jackson 5 style beat
I admit I've been listening to TLOAS at the gym bc I'm highly motivated by white woman rage so if it shows up on my sp*tify wrapped that's why
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I admit I've been listening to TLOAS at the gym bc I'm highly motivated by white woman rage so if it shows up on my sp*tify wrapped that's why
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if any of you gays go & see anything mars coded you're contractually obligated to lmk 🫶🫶
just a smattering of what will be at the yard sale... brand names, vintage, some exclusive official OFMD gear... (not pictured: suits, antique Japanese haori, small size pants, enough button ups to give a queer a heart attack)
October 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
if any of you gays go & see anything mars coded you're contractually obligated to lmk 🫶🫶
ps I'm having a yard sale in Brooklyn this Friday 10/24! please send all manner of gays, sapphic, mascs, and nerds my way partiful.com/e/BOo82RyqYM...
RSVP to YARD SALE Christian Girl Autumn | Partiful
Christian Girl Autumn is here, so I am selling some gay clothes to make space for faith & prayer.
Lots of vintage and designer! Small size pants! Tops in all sizes (I know u like that)! Size 37 shoes...
partiful.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ps I'm having a yard sale in Brooklyn this Friday 10/24! please send all manner of gays, sapphic, mascs, and nerds my way partiful.com/e/BOo82RyqYM...
everyone says twitter is the nazi site but I see waaay more earnest taylor swift posts on here
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
everyone says twitter is the nazi site but I see waaay more earnest taylor swift posts on here
I have a hard time believing that "shoes on the tatami" was the real issue of that performance
October 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I have a hard time believing that "shoes on the tatami" was the real issue of that performance
"AI companion" just get a tamagotchi like a normal person
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"AI companion" just get a tamagotchi like a normal person
seems good
Snapchat, Canva, Duolingo, Zoom, Amazon, MyFitnessPal, Fortnite, Signal, Roblox and more are currently down.
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
seems good
it's crazy that travis kelce publicly dated all black women and then taylor swift. he jumped all the way to extreme difficulty karen mode
October 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
it's crazy that travis kelce publicly dated all black women and then taylor swift. he jumped all the way to extreme difficulty karen mode
waiting room of my local planned parenthood is always playing Family Feud. can't tell if this is intentionally ironic or not
October 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
waiting room of my local planned parenthood is always playing Family Feud. can't tell if this is intentionally ironic or not
is that obviously straight popstar gay? is sourdough an ally? do GLPs stand in solidarity with gaza?
October 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
is that obviously straight popstar gay? is sourdough an ally? do GLPs stand in solidarity with gaza?
I have a vested interest in taylor swift's music, but I'm not a swiftie. when I look at taylor swift I think, "oh that's a white woman"
October 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I have a vested interest in taylor swift's music, but I'm not a swiftie. when I look at taylor swift I think, "oh that's a white woman"
ok I'm listening to taylor swift album. I'm sorry this is the only thing I've talked about in weeks
October 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
ok I'm listening to taylor swift album. I'm sorry this is the only thing I've talked about in weeks