james tom
@jamestomxo.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ comedian, unfortunately.
netflix (hannah gadsby's gender agenda), max (OFMD), hulu (crush), off-broadway
🎟 PHILLY 8/28: https://linktr.ee/jamestomxo
netflix (hannah gadsby's gender agenda), max (OFMD), hulu (crush), off-broadway
🎟 PHILLY 8/28: https://linktr.ee/jamestomxo
ok so... like every day on here
it is apparently dad joke day here on the butterfly app and I am here for it
If you are mean to the Nazgûl
on purpose it means you are wraithist
on purpose it means you are wraithist
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
ok so... like every day on here
wait so but can some chinese mystic tell me if it's good or bad that I'm born the year of the Horse and it's about to be the year of the horse
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
wait so but can some chinese mystic tell me if it's good or bad that I'm born the year of the Horse and it's about to be the year of the horse
final abs n arms moment of 2025
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
final abs n arms moment of 2025
is anyone more sold on a lie than medium rich people? the "luxury" gym I go to in sf is inferior in every way (space, # of machines, equipment quality) to my budget gym in brooklyn, but costs 3x more. there's not even a real locker room. these guys are making 6 figures at meta just to get scammed
December 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
is anyone more sold on a lie than medium rich people? the "luxury" gym I go to in sf is inferior in every way (space, # of machines, equipment quality) to my budget gym in brooklyn, but costs 3x more. there's not even a real locker room. these guys are making 6 figures at meta just to get scammed
sf sniffies should have a topographical map
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
sf sniffies should have a topographical map
what is the cultural impact of Avatar? blue people and their giant feet 🤤
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
what is the cultural impact of Avatar? blue people and their giant feet 🤤
brian henson is a wonderful director and upholder of his father's legacy. he's no goro miyazaki
December 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
brian henson is a wonderful director and upholder of his father's legacy. he's no goro miyazaki
Lydia Tár would hate chatgpt but if she used it just once she'd succumb to AI psychosis immediately
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Lydia Tár would hate chatgpt but if she used it just once she'd succumb to AI psychosis immediately
the best thing about being a muppets fan is the muppets can't get me too'd. like kermit is NOT in the epstein files
December 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
the best thing about being a muppets fan is the muppets can't get me too'd. like kermit is NOT in the epstein files
I've been consistently using the men's restroom for a year but today I caved and went women's bc all the stalls in the men's room were filled with men pooping at the same time and it just felt too intimate for me
December 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I've been consistently using the men's restroom for a year but today I caved and went women's bc all the stalls in the men's room were filled with men pooping at the same time and it just felt too intimate for me
so what I'm hearing is the grinch is blasting raw loads into martha may with no consequence
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
so what I'm hearing is the grinch is blasting raw loads into martha may with no consequence
the good news is my mentally ill father doesn't seem to be using AI. the bad news is he's gotten really into South korean beatboxing
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
the good news is my mentally ill father doesn't seem to be using AI. the bad news is he's gotten really into South korean beatboxing
read my list and debate me on what counts as a "queer film"
invited some wonderful folks like @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social, @willowcatelyn.bsky.social, @cadenmgardner.bsky.social, @jamestomxo.bsky.social, & @judysquirrels.bsky.social to help me make this list of 25(ish) queer films of the 21st century!
thecinemaattheendoftheworld.substack.com/p/25ish-quee...
thecinemaattheendoftheworld.substack.com/p/25ish-quee...
25(ish) queer films from the 21st century
from Brokeback Mountain to I Saw the TV Glow, some of the best of the first quarter of the new millennium
thecinemaattheendoftheworld.substack.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
read my list and debate me on what counts as a "queer film"
happy holidays, crew!
And now a little holiday cheer from writer ✨James Tom✨ #ofmd @jamestomxo.bsky.social #ourflagmeansdeath #seasonsthreetings
December 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
happy holidays, crew!
parents who don't buy a separate seat for their toddler are emotional terrorists. idc if it's legal no one wants to sit in the 3rd seat while you pass your screaming squirming baby back and forth omg
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
parents who don't buy a separate seat for their toddler are emotional terrorists. idc if it's legal no one wants to sit in the 3rd seat while you pass your screaming squirming baby back and forth omg
why are Emilia Pérez and Kiss of the Spider Woman basically the same
December 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
why are Emilia Pérez and Kiss of the Spider Woman basically the same
avatar: fire & ash is james cameron's horniest and most racist movie yet (complimentary)
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
avatar: fire & ash is james cameron's horniest and most racist movie yet (complimentary)
I make a lil cameo in the new Bradley Cooper movie IS THIS THING ON? Laura Dern loved my kermit the frog joke
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I make a lil cameo in the new Bradley Cooper movie IS THIS THING ON? Laura Dern loved my kermit the frog joke
I really can't deal with white trans people acting like anti-trans oppression is some unique thing cis people have "no idea" about. do u really think cis Black or Native people don't know how it feels to live under genocide? or cis Palestinians? pls unglue yourself from victimhood and try solidarity
Cis people really have no idea how it feels to watch a regime hold a press conference to admit, on camera, the pogrom against trans people they've been waging for 11 months is not only real, but they're going to double down on genocide and try to wipe out all the children first.
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I really can't deal with white trans people acting like anti-trans oppression is some unique thing cis people have "no idea" about. do u really think cis Black or Native people don't know how it feels to live under genocide? or cis Palestinians? pls unglue yourself from victimhood and try solidarity
lowkey a trans narrative
26 years ago today, ‘Olive The Other Reindeer’ premiered on FOX.
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
lowkey a trans narrative
the Grinch is thee diva...
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the Grinch is thee diva...
begging trans ppl to stop the dialectically silly and flattening debate about "trans men vs trans women" and realize all our trans experiences are nuanced and often totally subjective and we have more to gain by learning from our differences than infighting
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
begging trans ppl to stop the dialectically silly and flattening debate about "trans men vs trans women" and realize all our trans experiences are nuanced and often totally subjective and we have more to gain by learning from our differences than infighting
shit is officially buying poop in an 82.7 billion butthole deal
Netflix is officially buying Warner Bros. Discovery and HBO Max in an $82.7 billion deal.
The announcement came after a weeks-long bidding war that pitted the streaming giant against David Ellison’s Paramount Skydance and Comcast.
The announcement came after a weeks-long bidding war that pitted the streaming giant against David Ellison’s Paramount Skydance and Comcast.
Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. and HBO Max in $82.7 Billion Deal
It's official: Netflix and Warner Bros. Discovery announced an agreement under which Netflix will acquire Warner Bros., including its film and television studios, HBO Max and HBO.
variety.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
shit is officially buying poop in an 82.7 billion butthole deal
Reposted by james tom
Poppers advent calendar is this anything
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Poppers advent calendar is this anything