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james tom
@jamestomxo.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ comedian, unfortunately.
netflix (hannah gadsby's gender agenda), max (OFMD), hulu (crush), off-broadway

🎟 PHILLY 8/28: https://linktr.ee/jamestomxo
so he doesn't get lost
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
zohran won the election while I was getting fucked in a car
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
omg
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
and I say hey :)
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
west end girl almost too painful to listen to
October 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
jokes on me, I'm going viral on twitter in a bad way bc br*anna w* retweeted me
there's so much to unpack here and at the same time there's nothing. @jamestomxo.bsky.social you gotta use "higher ranking asian" as a bit
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I heard u like cats so I got you some writing about roommates who are cats (and not cats)
October 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
have to admit, I still have more fun at the Other Place, but here is a cat pic u all will enjoy
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
what about more animation and MORE sex 🤔
Gen Z wants more animation and less sex onscreen, according to a Teens & Screens survey, Variety reports.

Preference for animated content over live-action jumped from 42% from last year to 48.5% this year and nearly 48% of 19-24-year-olds also preferred animated content.
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I can't believe liberal political correctness has bent all the way around to "we can't hurt nazis' feelings" jk yes I can
October 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
everyone talks about how wood is about travis kelce's penis, no one talks about how it's set to a jackson 5 style beat
October 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I admit I've been listening to TLOAS at the gym bc I'm highly motivated by white woman rage so if it shows up on my sp*tify wrapped that's why
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Reposted by james tom
if any of you gays go & see anything mars coded you're contractually obligated to lmk 🫶🫶
just a smattering of what will be at the yard sale... brand names, vintage, some exclusive official OFMD gear... (not pictured: suits, antique Japanese haori, small size pants, enough button ups to give a queer a heart attack)
October 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ps I'm having a yard sale in Brooklyn this Friday 10/24! please send all manner of gays, sapphic, mascs, and nerds my way partiful.com/e/BOo82RyqYM...
RSVP to YARD SALE Christian Girl Autumn | Partiful
Christian Girl Autumn is here, so I am selling some gay clothes to make space for faith & prayer. Lots of vintage and designer! Small size pants! Tops in all sizes (I know u like that)! Size 37 shoes...
partiful.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
everyone says twitter is the nazi site but I see waaay more earnest taylor swift posts on here
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I have a hard time believing that "shoes on the tatami" was the real issue of that performance
October 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"AI companion" just get a tamagotchi like a normal person
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
seems good
Snapchat, Canva, Duolingo, Zoom, Amazon, MyFitnessPal, Fortnite, Signal, Roblox and more are currently down.
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
a lil something for your day off

read: open.substack.com/pub/jamestom...
31 Watches for Halloween Season Even Though It's Already October 13th
I just moved ok??? leave me alone
open.substack.com
October 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
it's crazy that travis kelce publicly dated all black women and then taylor swift. he jumped all the way to extreme difficulty karen mode
October 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
waiting room of my local planned parenthood is always playing Family Feud. can't tell if this is intentionally ironic or not
October 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
is that obviously straight popstar gay? is sourdough an ally? do GLPs stand in solidarity with gaza?
October 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I have a vested interest in taylor swift's music, but I'm not a swiftie. when I look at taylor swift I think, "oh that's a white woman"
October 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
ok I'm listening to taylor swift album. I'm sorry this is the only thing I've talked about in weeks
October 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
omg I love mcr
September 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM