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marshall “mars” 🦑
@yumlavendersoap.bsky.social
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enjoyer of fanfic commentating & natural science 🦈🌿 / in it to #SaveOFMD / #LongLiveOFMD / 🔞 rts/content — no minors, ty!

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marshall “mars” 🦑 @yumlavendersoap.bsky.social · Nov 7
my writing! in one place 💜🧵 ⤵
Ed sitting with his legs spread and propped up on the sofa and an ottoman. Text across says "my writing."
yumlavendersoap.bsky.social
one of the best things I ever did for myself was start listening to country music again I can't believe I used to avoid it out of weird guilt it's so fucking good
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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alimasin.bsky.social
I went a little silly with this one, you're welcome 🤭

#FallFrontFriday

#FallFrontPanties
Dear Ed, I hope this letter finds you well. I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that, despite a few setbacks, the crew and I are well on our way to financial solvency. We've been offered an exciting opportunity to partner with Spanish Jackie—THE Spanish Jackie!—on a new entertainment venture that draws upon my extensive background in the theatrical arts and makes good use of the crew's varied talents. It's a rather saucy performance style that I can only assume originates from France—perhaps in all your travels, you've already experienced this so-called “burlesque”? Jackie has been personally coaching the Swede for his headlining performance, which is, for the moment, shrouded in secrecy (though soon to be un-shrouded, if you get my drift!). The rest of the crew is choreographing their acts, and Wee John has already outdone himself in the area of costume construction. As I have a free moment during a break in our rehearsals, allow me to describe his most recent, ingenious design. Imagine, if you will, a standard set of fall-front breeches, but considerably briefer, if you catch my meaning. And rather than canvas or satin, they are constructed of a rather exquisite lace material. (This detail is, frankly, lost on most of the crew, but I'm certain that you would apprehend its quality immediately!) And to Wee John's credit, when he realized that buttons would pull and distort the delicate material, he constructed quite an elegant system of lacing ribbons on either side of the fall. As you can imagine, this allows the wearer to extend his performance time via the slow unlacing of the ribbons, thus creating maximum anticipation in the audience, and hopefully thereby generating maximum tips (though, even more hopefully, not creating the sort of frustration that could lead to violence! Jackie’z does tend to attract a rougher crowd…) I believe he has just completed construction on the prototype of this intriguing garment, so perhaps soon a lucky crewmember will have the chance to test it out. John won't reveal who the fortunate fellow is to be; when I asked him, he simply said the wearer should be “definitely a show-er” (?) with “great gams” (??). I only wish you were here to elucidate this terminology! Regardless, I can imagine that the effect will be quite invigorating. Perhaps a private showing can be arranged, once we are reunited. Yours, as ever, Stede Bartholomewl Bonnet
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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citrussapling.bsky.social
Lucky escape 🌟 #art #watercolour
A watercolour painting of a rat and a snake, painted in pinks, blues, and pale yellow. The rat is in the bottom left with its tail overlapping the snake's mouth. The snake is in a striking pose with it's mouth open, fangs and tongue out. The snake is curling around on itself, with the rest of it's body disappearing out of frame in the background.
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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friendlytikek.bsky.social
still seeing a lot of posts from ofmd folk without alt text 💔 so just a reminder if you go to your bsky settings ➡️ accessibility, there are ticky boxes to a) make the alt text box bigger and b) remind you to add alt text to photos 💜
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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rowdyem.bsky.social
#OFMDkinktober25 daddy kink
a NSFW digital drawing of ed and stede fucking in the back seat of a car. ed is riding stede through his fishnets and stede is also stretching ed’s hole with his thumb. text bubbles above them say: ed: ah! mmmm you make me feel so good, daddy stede: ah- y-yeah?
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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booksofm.com
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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sweatermuppet.bsky.social
poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️
THE TRANS AGENDA IS TO KEEP MY F*CKING FRIENDS ALIVE sol rios At 2pm and 2am. Sleep, I remember you. Please, wait for me. I send out 7 reminders to eat a day. Like little paper lifeboats. It's nothing. And it keeps me afloat. I forget to eat too. I need company for my shot. 3ml of Estradiol over facetime. I tell my friend I'm being a baby about it, she says woman up. Daylight savings swallows up the hour in question. I was going to sit in the bathtub until you responded. And I need you to keep you alive for me. Just until Thursday. Just through to 6 am. I can send you 14 dollars for soup. I can lend you my ears. You'll need both hands to hold a heart. Your razor clinking against the counter. In a dream I almost slip into, I reach through the phone and hide the blade in my open palm, before you notice. Text me, I say. In the morning. I love you. I need you alive. We can figure out the rest tomorrow. With or without sleep. With or without the light of the morning.
March 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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mahnah.bsky.social
Day 17: Steak Knife

#kirby #ofmd #ofmdfanart #huevember2025
Fanart of Kirby as Steak Knife in season 2 from Our Flag Means Death. He is buff as fuck, smiling while standing in Spanish Jackie'z bar. The background you can see the bar and multiple bottles of liquor. The art is done in a dark purple hue for the art challenge Huevember.
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Calico bimbo and the photo reference I used bc it shows the most details but couldn't find the "not edited one" 😂
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Ed is so blushy!!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
yumlavendersoap.bsky.social
sure it can be not fun to feel things so intensely all of the time, but it's also worth it i think, because imagine, there's so many people out there who won't ever be as happy about nice crunchy granola as i am

i love being happy about things it's cool
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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ghostalservice.bsky.social
CHAPTER 4 puts us into the action!! Featuring a DELIGHTFUL ART FROM @deanbird.bsky.social !!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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jammydormouse.bsky.social
Calico Jack from ofmd
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
yumlavendersoap.bsky.social
finally decided to play firewatch and who the FUCK decided not to tell me it was set in 1989 smfh nobody speak to me
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
also belated post of very silly Shred (shark Ed) and Shtede (shark Stede) for @ghostalservice.bsky.social 🦈
A line drawing of Ed and Stede as medieval shark creatures with human heads, shaded lightly in greyscale. Ed’s hair is doing a lot of heavy lifting to make him look somewhat normal, but Stede looks extremely silly
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
Sharkward Teach is pleased to see all the recent Shark Ed content on here 😌
pencil sketch style drawing by xray_vex of a great white shark with edward teach's head/face. he's got a lit joint in his mouth with a wisp of smoke rising. inspired by ofmd s2 ep 5, where lucius can't seem to stop drawing ed's face on everything from sunflowers to doggies bc ed is living rent free in his head
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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michemichehere.bsky.social
Why look! It's Stede Bonnet ,the gentleman pirate!!! ⚔️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
October 16, 2024 at 9:08 PM
yumlavendersoap.bsky.social
was going to cave and get paleo pines on steam but the sale ended fuck my stupid life
Jesus appearing gayly distraught, with his fingers resting on his temple, shielding his face.
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
yumlavendersoap.bsky.social
ever try to take a shower but adhd happens and you end up crouched in the tub scrubbing the walls like a naked little gollum with lysol wipes
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
decided to make a higher def version of this clip w/ no music and somehow it became 17 hours long? 🤔

(alt text: kiss scene between stede & ed from ofmd s2 ep 8 with music removed so you can hear their breathing and kisses better)
August 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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pikaole.bsky.social
Rosy maple moth with umbrella 🎀
A Rosy Maple moth decked out in ribbons, holding a gorgeous lace umbrella. A cute and sparkly atmosphere.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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unfunpleasures.bsky.social
edward teach in these and little (if anything) else
a screenshot of a nordstrom listing for rick owens black leather chaps. they have lots of snaps and straps all over them.
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
Why wouldn’t you toot your own horn. What the hell else are you gonna do with it
February 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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communionnimrod.bsky.social
This very well might heal me actually
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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wyrdingstudios.com
Four new labradorite pendants incoming.
A collage of four photos of labradorite pendants. All are set in swirly silver wire with tiny gemstones that compliment the color of the focal stone. Going clockwise from top left there is a long pointy oval with blue and brown flash, an upside-down teardrop with purple and green and yellow flash, a violet oval with spots of bright blue outlined in yellow and red, and another large oval with blue at the edges, purple in the center, and yellow in between the other two colors.
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM