Matt Webber
@mattwebberuk.bsky.social
Bit of a lefty, woke, British, European. Like Comedy music, films, dogs and sport. Chelsea fan but don’t let that put you off. Had to abandon Labour and signed up to the Greens
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Thank God for Canadians. Canada nICE Agents.
October 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Thank God for Canadians. Canada nICE Agents.
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We already pay for her security detail, would it cost much more to add someone who shouts "Liz, shut the fuck up!" whenever she tries to express an opinion?
August 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
We already pay for her security detail, would it cost much more to add someone who shouts "Liz, shut the fuck up!" whenever she tries to express an opinion?
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Distracting attention from the Epstein files by singing a selection of the hits of Al Jolson.
July 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Distracting attention from the Epstein files by singing a selection of the hits of Al Jolson.
I don’t often agree with the right wing press but this time they are right. Following the controversy at Glastonbury heads must roll at the BBC. I’d start with these three and go on from there.
June 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I don’t often agree with the right wing press but this time they are right. Following the controversy at Glastonbury heads must roll at the BBC. I’d start with these three and go on from there.
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On the plus side, if he drinks coffee for 58 minutes straight, before he’s forty either his heart is going to explode or he’s going to shart himself to death.
June 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
On the plus side, if he drinks coffee for 58 minutes straight, before he’s forty either his heart is going to explode or he’s going to shart himself to death.
Bit annoyed with Virgin Media. Broadband keeps dropping out and their first attempt to fix it failed. So they are coming out again tomorrow to try again. It’s there problem, software or hardware? I ain’t got a clue. But why, pray tell me, do they keep threatening me with a fee if I’m not at home?
June 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Bit annoyed with Virgin Media. Broadband keeps dropping out and their first attempt to fix it failed. So they are coming out again tomorrow to try again. It’s there problem, software or hardware? I ain’t got a clue. But why, pray tell me, do they keep threatening me with a fee if I’m not at home?
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Just had this on the Instagram timeline.
A genuine catholic priest, called Fr. David Michael Moses, and it raised a chuckle.
A genuine catholic priest, called Fr. David Michael Moses, and it raised a chuckle.
April 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Just had this on the Instagram timeline.
A genuine catholic priest, called Fr. David Michael Moses, and it raised a chuckle.
A genuine catholic priest, called Fr. David Michael Moses, and it raised a chuckle.
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Don’t recall the crucifixion being this lighthearted
April 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Don’t recall the crucifixion being this lighthearted
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Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
April 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
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I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested
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I'm running a Beatles pun contest, and I'm getting Paul McCartney to heyjudicate.
April 16, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I'm running a Beatles pun contest, and I'm getting Paul McCartney to heyjudicate.
When are “It’s only a nunny” Bianca T shirts going on sale? #eastenders
February 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When are “It’s only a nunny” Bianca T shirts going on sale? #eastenders
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I’ve read this before - but it’s well worth a read or re-read!
Why the British don’t like Trump
It’s brutal
And brutally honest
Why the British don’t like Trump
It’s brutal
And brutally honest
January 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I’ve read this before - but it’s well worth a read or re-read!
Why the British don’t like Trump
It’s brutal
And brutally honest
Why the British don’t like Trump
It’s brutal
And brutally honest
Blimey, this was supposed to be a little joke when I posted this last November!
When do the rest of the free world need to think about guaranteeing the sovereignty and freedom of Canada and Mexico? You never know with the future US government coming in!
January 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Blimey, this was supposed to be a little joke when I posted this last November!
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Just bought some posh cheesey puffs from Waitrose. They're called Whatwhatwhatsits
January 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Just bought some posh cheesey puffs from Waitrose. They're called Whatwhatwhatsits
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Just voted yes and it lets you vote over and over again! You know what to do folks!
January 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just voted yes and it lets you vote over and over again! You know what to do folks!
How come classic rock radio stations usually play extremely edited versions of certain songs, such as Love in an Elevator but every time I hear Ram Jam’s Black Betty it seems to longer every time. I like both songs tbh but the guitar solos on Elevator shouldn’t be cut.
December 31, 2024 at 12:17 PM
How come classic rock radio stations usually play extremely edited versions of certain songs, such as Love in an Elevator but every time I hear Ram Jam’s Black Betty it seems to longer every time. I like both songs tbh but the guitar solos on Elevator shouldn’t be cut.
OMG SANTA’S DEAD
December 24, 2024 at 6:52 AM
OMG SANTA’S DEAD
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I am right in thinking everyone wants to Rejoin the EU aren't I?
Like if you do
RP if you really do
Like if you do
RP if you really do
December 20, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I am right in thinking everyone wants to Rejoin the EU aren't I?
Like if you do
RP if you really do
Like if you do
RP if you really do
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Commons Leader Lucy Powell sings her version of 12 Days Of Christmas attacking the last Tory government.
#NeverVoteTory #ToryScum
#NeverVoteTory #ToryScum
December 19, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Commons Leader Lucy Powell sings her version of 12 Days Of Christmas attacking the last Tory government.
#NeverVoteTory #ToryScum
#NeverVoteTory #ToryScum
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My grandad's favourite Christmas song is the one where he gets to shout "faggot" at the radio. It's Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard.
December 16, 2024 at 4:03 PM
My grandad's favourite Christmas song is the one where he gets to shout "faggot" at the radio. It's Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard.
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Please retweet if you want the Labour government to do its utmost to restore the Freedom of Movement that was robbed from us by the worst abuses of democracy in modern British history.
December 5, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Please retweet if you want the Labour government to do its utmost to restore the Freedom of Movement that was robbed from us by the worst abuses of democracy in modern British history.
No, no. Stop it now!
December 14, 2024 at 1:49 PM
No, no. Stop it now!
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Merry Christmas, all. ❤️🎄🎅🏽
(And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂)
(And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂)
December 11, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Merry Christmas, all. ❤️🎄🎅🏽
(And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂)
(And no. I did NOT whiten my teeth Hollywood stylee! 😂)