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Matt R
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November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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there was a good post about how every time Nuzzi hears a garbage disposal she thinks "I should call him" and I will continue to think more about that joke than I will about whatever that NYT article says
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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July 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
#BREAKING: The Trump administration is asking #SCOTUS for an immediate “administrative” stay of a Rhode Island district judge’s order that is otherwise requiring it to resume the distribution of SNAP benefits from other funding sources no later than the end of today.
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Every time I see a picture of JD Vance I'm reminded of the time @bransonreese.bsky.social described a Rude Tales NPC as "a shitty little guy with a face that sucks"
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Fair proxies for the left in its entirety:
- a person who says something goofy on social media
- a person who shoots at a political figure
- a theoretical person who does something goofy or bad

Not a fair proxy for the right:
- a GOP president who commands the loyalty of millions of Americans
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 10d
Tesla shareholders have approved a pay package that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire. https://cnn.it/43KZnkA
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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my pumkin
he is everything
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Many people are saying the Republicans shut down the government to bulldoze the White House without permission and build the Epstein ballroom.
October 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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It sounds like the Republicans should stop protecting Bill Clinton and release the Epstein files.
Comer: The evidence we gathered does not implicate President Trump in any way. Public reporting, survivor testimony, and official documents show that Bill Clinton had far closer ties to Epstein
October 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Took my mom out to lunch and she’s telling me about this amazing AI video she saw of a figure skater doing figure skating moves with a cat on her head and it’s taking all my willpower not to be like yeah that’s really fuckin stupid mom
October 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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it is at least on brand that an ai trump is also too stupid to operate a mask properly
October 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM