Matt Kass
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Ask me about game-worn jerseys. Diehard Devils fan, world’s most adequate poster, and Taylor Ham’s strongest soldier. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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It’s Trilobite Tuesday! In 1698, Ogygiocarella became the first trilobite to be described & illustrated in scientific literature. But when it was first discovered in English outcrops, it hadn’t been recognized as a trilobite yet. In fact, the Ordovician species was referred to as a “flat fish.”
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s Trilobite Tuesday! In 1698, Ogygiocarella became the first trilobite to be described & illustrated in scientific literature. But when it was first discovered in English outcrops, it hadn’t been recognized as a trilobite yet. In fact, the Ordovician species was referred to as a “flat fish.”
Da Giants, baby. Love da Giants.
September 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Da Giants, baby. Love da Giants.
Probably should start posting on here more often.
September 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Probably should start posting on here more often.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
August 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
As far as I’m concerned, I pay my Defector subscription every year to get access to WYTS. Everything else beyond that is gravy.
Welcome to Why Your Team Sucks 2025! First up: the Titans. defector.com/why-your-tea...
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Tennessee Titans | Defector
Some people are fans of the Tennessee Titans. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Tennessee Titans. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the…
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July 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
As far as I’m concerned, I pay my Defector subscription every year to get access to WYTS. Everything else beyond that is gravy.
Found the perfect seat for the HHOF’s induction announcement. Now to await the selection of Patrik Elias and Alexander Mogilny…
June 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Found the perfect seat for the HHOF’s induction announcement. Now to await the selection of Patrik Elias and Alexander Mogilny…
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The Liberty are Godzilla and the WNBA is a bunch of tall buildings: defector.com/the-liberty-...
The Liberty Are Godzilla And The WNBA Is A Bunch Of Tall Buildings | Defector
I thought the game I attended last Tuesday was just about the smoothest basketball any team could play, when the reigning champion New York Liberty jumped out to a 22-3 lead on the Golden State Valkyr...
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June 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Liberty are Godzilla and the WNBA is a bunch of tall buildings: defector.com/the-liberty-...
Summer concert plans: ✅
June 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Summer concert plans: ✅
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SLAW DOG BY 3/4 OF A WIENER
May 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
SLAW DOG BY 3/4 OF A WIENER
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Her character source
May 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Her character source
Character recon underway on Long Island’s golden boy!
May 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Character recon underway on Long Island’s golden boy!
Genuinely at this point, what the hell do you do if you’re a Kings fan? Solid regular season, home ice in the first round, one of the weakest Oilers squads in the 97/29 era. Ad it just…didn’t work.
May 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Genuinely at this point, what the hell do you do if you’re a Kings fan? Solid regular season, home ice in the first round, one of the weakest Oilers squads in the 97/29 era. Ad it just…didn’t work.
The Devils in round 1, game 4, for some reason:
April 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Devils in round 1, game 4, for some reason:
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- Hosts his home state Buckeyes after they win the College Football Championship
- Trophy falls apart the moment he touches it
- Diplomatically pressures the Vatican into meeting with Pope Francis on Easter Sunday
- Pope Francis dies twelve hours later
- Trophy falls apart the moment he touches it
- Diplomatically pressures the Vatican into meeting with Pope Francis on Easter Sunday
- Pope Francis dies twelve hours later
April 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
- Hosts his home state Buckeyes after they win the College Football Championship
- Trophy falls apart the moment he touches it
- Diplomatically pressures the Vatican into meeting with Pope Francis on Easter Sunday
- Pope Francis dies twelve hours later
- Trophy falls apart the moment he touches it
- Diplomatically pressures the Vatican into meeting with Pope Francis on Easter Sunday
- Pope Francis dies twelve hours later
Objectively very funny that this #NJDevils season has felt like the equivalent of pulling teeth from January onwards, meanwhile they never slipped out of a playoff spot and surrendered their lowest number of goals against as a team since 2015-16. Incredible commitment to the bit.
April 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Objectively very funny that this #NJDevils season has felt like the equivalent of pulling teeth from January onwards, meanwhile they never slipped out of a playoff spot and surrendered their lowest number of goals against as a team since 2015-16. Incredible commitment to the bit.
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when bettman eventually steps down and ends his time as commissioner, every single discussion of his reign should include the names of those who the NHL failed. this is his legacy. the deaths and suicides and ruined lives are the legacy of the bettman era.
April 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
when bettman eventually steps down and ends his time as commissioner, every single discussion of his reign should include the names of those who the NHL failed. this is his legacy. the deaths and suicides and ruined lives are the legacy of the bettman era.
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cryptocurrency in 2025 is insane to me because there are rugpulls every other day, more and more every year. you’d think people wouldn’t keep falling for it at a rate more than a baby falls for peek-a-boo
April 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
cryptocurrency in 2025 is insane to me because there are rugpulls every other day, more and more every year. you’d think people wouldn’t keep falling for it at a rate more than a baby falls for peek-a-boo
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folks again unless you have no other choice do not get in a helicopter for any goddamn reason
April 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
folks again unless you have no other choice do not get in a helicopter for any goddamn reason
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there is no “epidemic,” he is almost certainly going to say it is vaccines and, well, stay safe everyone.
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
April 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
there is no “epidemic,” he is almost certainly going to say it is vaccines and, well, stay safe everyone.