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February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
olympian mitch marner. sidney crosby linemate mitch marner. i'm feeling violent.
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Feels like a good time to bump this
With the opening ceremony last night, the 2026 Olympics are officially underway!

And what better way for hockey fans to get into it than by reading our Olympic Guide. We analyze the Big 4's roster decision-making, along with plenty of LB-Hockey stats & graphs.

🔗: lb-hockey.com/2026/01/13/2...
2026 Olympic Guide: Which Snubs Should be Going to Milan?
Diving into the Finnish, Swedish, American, and Canadian Olympic men’s hockey rosters to determine which snubbed players deserve to skate in Milan
lb-hockey.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
third line connor mcdavid. the kind of greed they talk about in the bible
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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We have removed our story about today's school shooting in Tumbler Ridge from behind the paywall. Updates will be coming here:
RCMP say 10 dead in school shooting in Tumbler Ridge, BC
Six victims were located dead at Tumbler Ridge Secondary School, while another died on the scene, according to the RCMP. The suspect was found dead at the school from what appeared to be a self-inflic...
www.nationalobserver.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Awful news from Tumbler Ridge, B.C. A shooter has killed 7 at a school, 2 others at a residence, 2 suffered severe injuries, and 25 were injured. RCMP say the shooter was killed. Developing story here:
BREAKING: 10 dead, including suspect, after school shooting in Tumbler Ridge, B.C. - Nelson Star
RCMP original suspect believed to have been found dead, police determining if 2nd suspect involved
nelsonstar.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
tonight’s win was for radical left, the marxists, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
game so boring we’re discussing the horrifying shower curtain at a man’s house my friend saw after sleeping with him it was AI bear and a shark and the bear was holding gun
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
josh allen hog mention at the function
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Was talking to a random nice older woman from East Isles last night and ICE came up. She then detailed, totally free of irony, her plan for reforming US government, which included the simultaneous mass execution of every leading member of the Trump administration, many of whom were mentioned by name
February 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
February 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Almost TWO FULL WEEKS between quarterfinals and semifinals, this sport has no idea what it's doing.
The CFP announces dates and bowl games for the Quarterfinal and Semifinal games for the next 2 seasons. These games will all continue to be hosted by the bowls. National championships will be Las Vegas and New Orleans.
February 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Heated Rivalry: Hockey Culture, Nationalism, and Queer Representation

@drryanstorr.bsky.social and @kristiallain.bsky.social join @johannamellis.bsky.social and @annaposbergh.bsky.social to discuss the cultural significance of the show *Heated Rivalry.*

open.spotify.com/episode/3Hd4...
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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(RIDICULOUSLY REGAL-SOUNDING TRUMPET NOISES)

IT'S YOUR 2026 WINTER OLYMPICS PRIMER FROM SPORTS! EXCLAMATION POINT!

A QUICK SUMMARY OF THE IMPORTANT STUFF TO KNOW IN SPORTS YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IN FOUR YEARS!

🎺 DAAAA-DAAAAAAAAA DA DUM-DUM-DUM etc. etc.
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Hockey news past the blue line. Discussing all things hockey, from the serious to the deeply unserious.
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February 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Hot off the presses! 🗞️ The February 2nd edition of the Drop Pass is available.

We have stories on Ukrainian hockey, Willie O'Ree, weekly, podcasts, columns, and so much more!
The Drop Pass: February 2, 2026
A hockey newsletter from Offside News Co.
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February 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
having a normal one, relistening to the behind the bastards episodes on beria
February 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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"We are used to comfortability and peace, but our war-less lives should not blind us from the atrocities happening in Ukraine."

Read more about the history of Ukrainian hockey from Jordan Psarras on our website now: buff.ly/9LrGe1N
February 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
u could be having the best day of ur life and here comes adam schefter in his little click clacky dress shoes with the worst news known to mankind
January 27, 2026 at 5:14 PM
January 27, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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The Bills blamed coaching for all of their struggles this year…just to promote the offensive coordinator?
January 27, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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MAYBE 15% of bills fans aren’t going to be furious with this hire. they’re going to open the new stadium with the new head coach getting booed bc brandon beane’s a ratfucking bastard and terry liked the white offensive coordinator with a nasty fade too much. I AM GOING TO DIE
January 27, 2026 at 4:48 PM
January 27, 2026 at 4:46 PM