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Matt Kass
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Ask me about game-worn jerseys. Diehard Devils fan, world’s most adequate poster, and Taylor Ham’s strongest soldier. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Da Giants, baby. Love da Giants.
September 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Locked and loaded for the Summer of Fitz. #NJDevils
June 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Found the perfect seat for the HHOF’s induction announcement. Now to await the selection of Patrik Elias and Alexander Mogilny…
Every hotel got the cuck chair
June 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Summer concert plans: ✅
A run of three shows across June, July, and August for Babymetal, Weird Al, and My Chemical Romance. OP is attending all three.
June 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Flyers management looking for a coach:
May 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Character recon underway on Long Island’s golden boy!
Tweet from Rachel Doerrie reading “I understand James Hagens is from Long Island and grew up an Islanders fan. However, you take Schaefer or Misa and you do not look back. You cannot afford to pass on that kind of talent for a story. Hagens will be great, but the #Isles must take the best player.” Tweeted at 7:39 pm EST on May 5, 2025
May 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Picture of John Hynes adjusting his shirt into his belt on the bench while coaching the New Jersey Devils.
May 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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The Devils in round 1, game 4, for some reason:
THIS IS A CERTIFIED DENNIS CHOLOWSKI MOMENT BOTTOM TEXT
April 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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"Did you see the Chinese invasion of Taiwan? The Polish nuclear program - " You bolt awake in an office in Sydney. It is 2024. You are the social media brand manager at TBH Skincare, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The American Empire must survive 4:27 AM • 4/7/25
April 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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The NHL eyeing the soon-to-be plummeting value of the US dollar:
Lord of the rings orc meme “LOOKS LIKE CANADIAN EXPANSION'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS”
April 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Let’s check in on that pursuit for the second wild card spot in the East!
A check on the NHL standings and race for the second wild card spot, currently held by Columbus. The Canadiens are 3-4-3 in their last ten games and has lost five in a row, the Rangers are 3-6-1 in their last ten games and have lost two in a row, the Islanders are 4-3-3 in their last ten games and have lost three in a row, and the Red Wings are 3-7-0 in their last ten games and have lost two in a row. These women having a mid-off tweet
March 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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You absolutely will not believe what happened next #NJDevils
Tweet from Devils beat reporter Amanda Stein. Brenden Dillon knows how tough WPG can be for opponents; Jets have just six home losses: "Just get out of the first five at least O-0, I think you have at least a chance. Now being on the opposing side, I was telling the guys, we gotta weather the storm early, no pun intended." Tweeted at 2:12 PM on 3/28/25
March 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Oversaturated picture of Yankee Stadium, overlaid with text reading “SHOULDVE THROWN THAT PITCH IN A DIFFERENT PARK BOZO”
March 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The #NJDevils will likely make the playoffs, since the rest of the Metro behind them are varying shades of turbo ass, but man, do I NOT feel confident in their chances once they get in
March 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Doesn’t look like it from the morning skate lines
Haula Hischier Meier Noreen Glass Bratt Palat Mercer Tatar Foote Dowling Cotter Hughes Pesce Dumplings Kovacevic Dillon Cholowski Markstrom Allen
March 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Remembering last night’s 3rd period performance:

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March 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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A gutsy win for the #NJDevils, with Jake Allen stepping up to steal two crucial points in Columbus!😈
March 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Another night, another #NJDevils win, this time over the Oilers. Shoutout Mrs. Fields!
March 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Big regulation win for the #NJDevils against Columbus tonight. Keep it pushing, boys!😈
Ken Daneyko stonks meme
March 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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@danielamoia.bsky.social the wait is over! The impossible has happened! #NJDevils
MRS. FIELDS HAS WON THE DESSERT RACE COMPETITION FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON.
March 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I wonder what could possibly have happened to make Southwest change policy so drastically in so short of…ah, hedge fund. I see.
Southwest's changes come after months of pressure from activist Elliott Investment Management. The firm took a stake in the airline last year and won five board seats as it pushed for quick changes at the company, which held on for decades - until now - to perks such as free checked bags, changeable tickets and open seating. For tickets purchased on or after May 28, Southwest customers in all but the top tier-fare class will have to pay to check bags, though there will be exceptions. Elite frequent flyers who hold "A-List Preferred" status will still get two bags and A-List level members will get one free checked bag. Southwest credit card holders will also get one free checked bag.
March 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Post from Tumbler User humanjeff. It reads: me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly me in 2025, trying desperately to find the three (3) places you need to go to to disable the latest helpful Al assistant that's inserted itself into my work chat and is advising me to do things that would be a breach of federal law: Oh Now I Get It
March 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Get well soon, Jack…
March 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I have just the medication for enjoying #NJDevils hockey down the stretch!
Shane Gillis SNL CouplaBeers sketch screencap
March 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM