Matt Whitman
@matthewwhitman.bsky.social
husband, father, lawyer, jiu-jitsu tackling dummy
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had me in the first half not gonna lie BUT IT DOMINATED THE FOURTH QUARTER www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
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November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
had me in the first half not gonna lie BUT IT DOMINATED THE FOURTH QUARTER www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
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Good things are possible and we don't have to settle 😭
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Good things are possible and we don't have to settle 😭
George Kittle, tight end for the SF 49ers, has a full-back tattoo on his right hand of Hobbes.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nfl/san-fran...
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nfl/san-fran...
George Kittle, Kyle Shanahan explain tight end's failed jet sweep in 49ers' Week 9 win vs. Giants
George Kittle and Kyle Shanahan broke down the tight end's jet sweep attempt in the San Francisco 49ers' win over the New York Giants.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
George Kittle, tight end for the SF 49ers, has a full-back tattoo on his right hand of Hobbes.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nfl/san-fran...
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nfl/san-fran...
I have just been informed that my parents have put a content control on my Fortnite account.
I am 54.
I am 54.
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I have just been informed that my parents have put a content control on my Fortnite account.
I am 54.
I am 54.
hat tip to @mattlevineofficial.bsky.social : you have got to read this amazing story about a dude using snails farms for tax evasion in London office buildings. There is a picture of the snail-tax-man, and he is DELIGHTED
www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...
www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...
The snail farmer of London, his mafia friends, and a £20m vendetta against the taxman
Terry Ball runs elaborate mollusc-based tax avoidance schemes that are costing London councils millions of pounds. Yet when London Centric tracks him down, an even stranger story emerges.
www.londoncentric.media
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
hat tip to @mattlevineofficial.bsky.social : you have got to read this amazing story about a dude using snails farms for tax evasion in London office buildings. There is a picture of the snail-tax-man, and he is DELIGHTED
www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...
www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...
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average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks
average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
August 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks
average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
I just watched the #onechampionship fight between Tye Ruotolo and Dante Leon. The fight was unsurprising but Dante had a dude in his corner with amazing hockey flow. #canada
May 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I just watched the #onechampionship fight between Tye Ruotolo and Dante Leon. The fight was unsurprising but Dante had a dude in his corner with amazing hockey flow. #canada
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LEAKED: Messages from the exclusive billionaire’s-only MAGA group text
April 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
LEAKED: Messages from the exclusive billionaire’s-only MAGA group text
the rule is the rule is the rule
We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
the rule is the rule is the rule
Just watched the @onefc.bsky.social fight between Rodrigues and McManamon and I have NEVER seen a champion as utterly unbothered by her challenger. I don’t think Rodrigues ever opened her mouth to breathe until round 4. Domination.
March 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Just watched the @onefc.bsky.social fight between Rodrigues and McManamon and I have NEVER seen a champion as utterly unbothered by her challenger. I don’t think Rodrigues ever opened her mouth to breathe until round 4. Domination.
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Sign by the sink in men’s washroom, NY Supreme Court.
February 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sign by the sink in men’s washroom, NY Supreme Court.
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TROMBONE SHORTY!
February 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
TROMBONE SHORTY!
I missed a bunch of 2000s R&B because I was having kids, but just listened to the "Umbrella" episode by @harvilla.bsky.social and I am now obsessed with J. Holiday
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February 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I missed a bunch of 2000s R&B because I was having kids, but just listened to the "Umbrella" episode by @harvilla.bsky.social and I am now obsessed with J. Holiday
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I vote. I contribute to progressive legislators. I volunteer.
But I am turning off NPR and unfollowing my bsky commentators who otherwise do so much good work.
I need to survive this four years however I can.
But I am turning off NPR and unfollowing my bsky commentators who otherwise do so much good work.
I need to survive this four years however I can.
January 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I vote. I contribute to progressive legislators. I volunteer.
But I am turning off NPR and unfollowing my bsky commentators who otherwise do so much good work.
I need to survive this four years however I can.
But I am turning off NPR and unfollowing my bsky commentators who otherwise do so much good work.
I need to survive this four years however I can.
I love sports, and I love sports podcasts. But this whole "will Mike Tomlin be traded/be fired" is one of the weirdest things in media. Just got a big extension, team doesn't fire coaches, he doesn't lose, has a no-trade clause, etc.
People are just desperate for content.
People are just desperate for content.
January 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I love sports, and I love sports podcasts. But this whole "will Mike Tomlin be traded/be fired" is one of the weirdest things in media. Just got a big extension, team doesn't fire coaches, he doesn't lose, has a no-trade clause, etc.
People are just desperate for content.
People are just desperate for content.
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It appears Tom and Zendaya are engaged. I’m going to focus on that for a bit.
January 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It appears Tom and Zendaya are engaged. I’m going to focus on that for a bit.
Finally watching the Pattinson BATMAN. Great cinematography. So much rain, so much Art Deco! Pattinson is surprisingly good as a tortured krav maga enthusiast. And Zoe Kravitz, who is what happens when you take the two most beautiful people in the world and make them fall in love.
December 13, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Finally watching the Pattinson BATMAN. Great cinematography. So much rain, so much Art Deco! Pattinson is surprisingly good as a tortured krav maga enthusiast. And Zoe Kravitz, who is what happens when you take the two most beautiful people in the world and make them fall in love.
I was playing a casual game on my phone. The game features ads, including this particularly offensive one:
Pregnant woman in a bodega grabs canned food, intending to shoplift.
Clerk yells, "hey thief!"
Pregnant woman pleads for mercy, saying her kids have not eaten.
1/3
Pregnant woman in a bodega grabs canned food, intending to shoplift.
Clerk yells, "hey thief!"
Pregnant woman pleads for mercy, saying her kids have not eaten.
1/3
November 27, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I was playing a casual game on my phone. The game features ads, including this particularly offensive one:
Pregnant woman in a bodega grabs canned food, intending to shoplift.
Clerk yells, "hey thief!"
Pregnant woman pleads for mercy, saying her kids have not eaten.
1/3
Pregnant woman in a bodega grabs canned food, intending to shoplift.
Clerk yells, "hey thief!"
Pregnant woman pleads for mercy, saying her kids have not eaten.
1/3
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*flails*
Kendrick just dropped the music video for “Squabble Up.” LOLOLOL. Jesus Christ.
Kendrick just dropped the music video for “Squabble Up.” LOLOLOL. Jesus Christ.
squabble up
YouTube video by Kendrick Lamar
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November 25, 2024 at 7:31 PM
*flails*
Kendrick just dropped the music video for “Squabble Up.” LOLOLOL. Jesus Christ.
Kendrick just dropped the music video for “Squabble Up.” LOLOLOL. Jesus Christ.
they say the things about books you've looked forward to forever is to talk about them. So here: Nate DiMeo's new Memory Palace book comes out in two days. I got three (gifts!).
Podcasts don't make me cry, but the Memory Palace does. thanks @natedimeo.bsky.social
www.goodreads.com/book/show/20...
Podcasts don't make me cry, but the Memory Palace does. thanks @natedimeo.bsky.social
www.goodreads.com/book/show/20...
The Memory Palace: True Short Stories of the Past
A vivid collection of surprising true stories that brin…
www.goodreads.com
November 17, 2024 at 11:37 PM
they say the things about books you've looked forward to forever is to talk about them. So here: Nate DiMeo's new Memory Palace book comes out in two days. I got three (gifts!).
Podcasts don't make me cry, but the Memory Palace does. thanks @natedimeo.bsky.social
www.goodreads.com/book/show/20...
Podcasts don't make me cry, but the Memory Palace does. thanks @natedimeo.bsky.social
www.goodreads.com/book/show/20...