Alex
@marshallexi.bsky.social
Northerner & West Londoner. Rebel & Beautiful Nerd. Usually covered in cat hair.
It’s suddenly feeling a lot lighter at this time of day, feels like those dark months have shifted fast this year.
January 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
It’s suddenly feeling a lot lighter at this time of day, feels like those dark months have shifted fast this year.
P45 for Nuno in the morning
West Ham have not won in 10 matches.
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
P45 for Nuno in the morning
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Why is this sort of stuff on my phone?
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Why is this sort of stuff on my phone?
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There we go. That there’s a headline.
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
www.ft.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
There we go. That there’s a headline.
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Your occasional reminder that Wes Streeting is the fucking devil.
Starmer’s priority is to protect UK relationship with Trump, Streeting suggests
Starmer’s priority is to protect UK relationship with Trump, Streeting suggests
Starmer’s priority is to protect UK relationship with Trump, Streeting suggests
www.independent.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Your occasional reminder that Wes Streeting is the fucking devil.
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Here’s a little good news to brighten this dreary day, looks like Harry Potter and The Cursed Child will be closing this Autumn, both on the West End *and* Broadway.
January 6, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Here’s a little good news to brighten this dreary day, looks like Harry Potter and The Cursed Child will be closing this Autumn, both on the West End *and* Broadway.
Definitely the weather for a Bovril
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Definitely the weather for a Bovril
SEVENTH! UP THE BEES!
Brentford move up to seventh in the Premier League with a comprehensive away victory against Everton.
Igor Thiago’s hat-trick, which takes his league total to 14, helps Keith Andrews’ team move within one point of Manchester United in fifth, and four points away from Liverpool in fourth.
Igor Thiago’s hat-trick, which takes his league total to 14, helps Keith Andrews’ team move within one point of Manchester United in fifth, and four points away from Liverpool in fourth.
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
SEVENTH! UP THE BEES!
LFG! 🐝
GOAL - Igor Thiago
Everton 0-3 Brentford
Everton 0-3 Brentford
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
LFG! 🐝
Having long holidays that makes me realise that even though I have sabbatical options available, if I took one I’d never go back to work again.
January 4, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Having long holidays that makes me realise that even though I have sabbatical options available, if I took one I’d never go back to work again.
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Might as well write 'WE ARE TRAITORS' on their shirts #TheTraitors
"let's stand right in front of the painting for a really long time. that won't arise suspicion" #thetraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Might as well write 'WE ARE TRAITORS' on their shirts #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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FPL Manager Alex: I’ll transfer out Deccy Rice this week, as he’s still on an orange alert.
Deccy R:
Deccy R:
Declan Rice has scored his first ever brace in the Premier League, on what is his 296th appearance in the competition. (Opta)
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
FPL Manager Alex: I’ll transfer out Deccy Rice this week, as he’s still on an orange alert.
Deccy R:
Deccy R:
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
Go on, Wolves!
Full time
Wolves 3-0 West Ham
Wolves 3-0 West Ham
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Go on, Wolves!
BIG full moon; cats gone mental
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
BIG full moon; cats gone mental
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Venezuela opposition reports the so called "capture" of Maduro was a negotiated deal between Maduro and US for an agreed exit strategy. We reported in November that this would be the case. The US bombed Venezuelan service members as part of a death theatre. #VenezuelaInvasion
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Venezuela opposition reports the so called "capture" of Maduro was a negotiated deal between Maduro and US for an agreed exit strategy. We reported in November that this would be the case. The US bombed Venezuelan service members as part of a death theatre. #VenezuelaInvasion
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Get ready for Phase Two: a raid on Oslo to seize the Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Get ready for Phase Two: a raid on Oslo to seize the Peace Prize.
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Empire. Oil. Guyana.
January 3, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Empire. Oil. Guyana.
Been to the local coffee shop to caffeinate and say HNY, then to my hairdresser to book and appointment, then to the charity shop for a drop off and now off to spend the afternoon gaming in the pub with my friends.
But yes, London has gone to the dogs, no community at all 🙄
But yes, London has gone to the dogs, no community at all 🙄
January 2, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Been to the local coffee shop to caffeinate and say HNY, then to my hairdresser to book and appointment, then to the charity shop for a drop off and now off to spend the afternoon gaming in the pub with my friends.
But yes, London has gone to the dogs, no community at all 🙄
But yes, London has gone to the dogs, no community at all 🙄
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#PrEP prevents HIV acquisition.
110,000 people are currently on it in England but some communities (black women, people in rural communities) are underserved.
To end the epidemic, all must have access.
Getting PrEP into pharmacies would make it easier for many.
This is the urgent goal for 2026.
110,000 people are currently on it in England but some communities (black women, people in rural communities) are underserved.
To end the epidemic, all must have access.
Getting PrEP into pharmacies would make it easier for many.
This is the urgent goal for 2026.
Terrence Higgins Trust CEO: 'Why 2026 must be the year we unlock PrEP through community pharmacies' (EXCLUSIVE)
"We have the tools, the evidence and the opportunity. Now we need the courage to act," Richard Angell OBE writes for Attitude.
www.attitude.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 11:01 AM
#PrEP prevents HIV acquisition.
110,000 people are currently on it in England but some communities (black women, people in rural communities) are underserved.
To end the epidemic, all must have access.
Getting PrEP into pharmacies would make it easier for many.
This is the urgent goal for 2026.
110,000 people are currently on it in England but some communities (black women, people in rural communities) are underserved.
To end the epidemic, all must have access.
Getting PrEP into pharmacies would make it easier for many.
This is the urgent goal for 2026.
Clearly the £30 I put in the machines and spend on doughnuts every year on the pier is not enough to keep it going. GET ON THE COINS, PALS.
Brighton’s historic Palace Pier up for sale as tourist numbers fall
Brighton’s historic Palace Pier up for sale as tourist numbers fall
BPG hopes to find buyer for Grade II-listed structure by the summer after slump in profits and rising costs
Brighton’s historic Palace Pier has been put up for sale after a decline in tourist numbers, a drop in profits and increase in costs in recent years.
The leisure group that owns the 126-year-old structure, which has appeared in famous films including Brighton Rock and Quadrophenia, said it hoped to find a new owner by the summer. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Clearly the £30 I put in the machines and spend on doughnuts every year on the pier is not enough to keep it going. GET ON THE COINS, PALS.
I’ll be late to The Traitors tonight due to the Brentford match being a late game, but it’s too important to miss!
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I’ll be late to The Traitors tonight due to the Brentford match being a late game, but it’s too important to miss!
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"Oxford's High Street booming, bucking national trend"
And this in a city where we've removed city centre parking and put in a congestion charge. Almost as if it's people who shop, not cars.
www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2573227...
And this in a city where we've removed city centre parking and put in a congestion charge. Almost as if it's people who shop, not cars.
www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2573227...
Oxford high street demand returns to pre-pandemic levels
Oxford’s high street is bucking the national trend, with demand rising and vacancy rates low
www.oxfordmail.co.uk
January 1, 2026 at 10:36 AM
"Oxford's High Street booming, bucking national trend"
And this in a city where we've removed city centre parking and put in a congestion charge. Almost as if it's people who shop, not cars.
www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2573227...
And this in a city where we've removed city centre parking and put in a congestion charge. Almost as if it's people who shop, not cars.
www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2573227...