mark mcfeeters
@markmcfeeters.bsky.social
🔰keep up the good work.
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When I tell you to get out of my way I mean it, but nobody takes my car's wind chimes seriously.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
When I tell you to get out of my way I mean it, but nobody takes my car's wind chimes seriously.
I volunteered for the 🎄 play. They handed out all the costumes for the men, and we all sort of look the same. I'm assuming I'm just a shepherd, by the looks of things I'm pretty confident that I am. But if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I volunteered for the 🎄 play. They handed out all the costumes for the men, and we all sort of look the same. I'm assuming I'm just a shepherd, by the looks of things I'm pretty confident that I am. But if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know.
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I know I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I've made up for it by being obsessive.
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I know I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I've made up for it by being obsessive.
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We put a GoPro on Grandpa to find out what he does all day. Apparently he tries to catch birds and the neighbors feed him table scraps.
October 19, 2023 at 5:43 PM
We put a GoPro on Grandpa to find out what he does all day. Apparently he tries to catch birds and the neighbors feed him table scraps.
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She asked how my DIY project was going. I said "been better" and inadvertently fired my mouthful of nails at her.
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
She asked how my DIY project was going. I said "been better" and inadvertently fired my mouthful of nails at her.
think I might put on a pair of Dr. Dentons and see if I can get Charlie the Lonesome Cougar on demand
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
think I might put on a pair of Dr. Dentons and see if I can get Charlie the Lonesome Cougar on demand
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I’d love to like and share your Christmas posts, but am physically incapable of such action until December 10. 😘
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’d love to like and share your Christmas posts, but am physically incapable of such action until December 10. 😘
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Having some fun with wheel
thrown vases.
thrown vases.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Having some fun with wheel
thrown vases.
thrown vases.
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Real quick: if enough of us pull apart the wishbone on Thursday and make the same wish with all of our hearts, do you think it will come true?
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Real quick: if enough of us pull apart the wishbone on Thursday and make the same wish with all of our hearts, do you think it will come true?
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Once again it is the holiday season, a time of year when someone might buy me a ham.
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Once again it is the holiday season, a time of year when someone might buy me a ham.
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
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And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And so it begins…
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on your first day in prison, go up to the biggest inmate in there and ask them for the syllabus- it's actually more helpful than you think
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
on your first day in prison, go up to the biggest inmate in there and ask them for the syllabus- it's actually more helpful than you think
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Visited a little old lady who was moving. “Take whatever you want!” she told me. So I said, “I’ll take the cat!” And she cried “NO! NOT THE CAT!”
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Visited a little old lady who was moving. “Take whatever you want!” she told me. So I said, “I’ll take the cat!” And she cried “NO! NOT THE CAT!”
you know, there’s a lot of potential side effects I would risk in order to realize the benefit of a prescription medication, but I draw the line at hot dog fingers
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
you know, there’s a lot of potential side effects I would risk in order to realize the benefit of a prescription medication, but I draw the line at hot dog fingers
I always knew Cosmic Crisp apples were good for snacking and baking, but was delighted to see they are also good for entertaining, bein’s the holidays and all
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I always knew Cosmic Crisp apples were good for snacking and baking, but was delighted to see they are also good for entertaining, bein’s the holidays and all
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It’s pretty scooters out there. Salty’s gonna start talking about himself in the 3rd person. Salty’s funny that way
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s pretty scooters out there. Salty’s gonna start talking about himself in the 3rd person. Salty’s funny that way
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Whoa there cul-de-sac cowboy in your big ol' shiny truck. Are you ridin' to Dunks to round up some donuts with sprinkles?
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Whoa there cul-de-sac cowboy in your big ol' shiny truck. Are you ridin' to Dunks to round up some donuts with sprinkles?
My signature move is waking up and struggling to make the bed because somehow I managed to shift the entire bedding, top sheet,comforter,extra blanket,and two camp blankets a quarter turn to the right so the long side of the whole works was perpendicular to the mattress.
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
My signature move is waking up and struggling to make the bed because somehow I managed to shift the entire bedding, top sheet,comforter,extra blanket,and two camp blankets a quarter turn to the right so the long side of the whole works was perpendicular to the mattress.
Yeah, we knew the two types. Orange “juice” (from concentrate) and orange “drink” we only had at grandpa’s
October 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Yeah, we knew the two types. Orange “juice” (from concentrate) and orange “drink” we only had at grandpa’s
I was thinking of a way to make some $$$ but I just don't have the dairy packing industry know-how to bring my idea to fruition. Medium curd cottage cheese.
October 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I was thinking of a way to make some $$$ but I just don't have the dairy packing industry know-how to bring my idea to fruition. Medium curd cottage cheese.
Ever see the lunch meat that you can buy that’s in a sealed plastic bag but the bag is inside a lidded plastic container? I wonder if the cost of “free” container is added to the $ of the lunch meat or are they are losing money hand over fist because they forgot to factor it in.
October 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ever see the lunch meat that you can buy that’s in a sealed plastic bag but the bag is inside a lidded plastic container? I wonder if the cost of “free” container is added to the $ of the lunch meat or are they are losing money hand over fist because they forgot to factor it in.
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doing a scheduled payment of my real estate tax bill but clicking the "do not pay if the apocalypse has occurred" box just in case
October 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
doing a scheduled payment of my real estate tax bill but clicking the "do not pay if the apocalypse has occurred" box just in case