tulip 🐠 (lesbianinvi from twitter)
@maritimedyke.bsky.social
25+ | any pronouns | ♿️ | have we considered throwing rocks as a potential solution?
ammonia in the water that was deliberately hidden from us for weeks let’s go girls
February 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
ammonia in the water that was deliberately hidden from us for weeks let’s go girls
being hypermobile is awesome sometimes because I can put aloe on every part of this back sunburn unassisted
February 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
being hypermobile is awesome sometimes because I can put aloe on every part of this back sunburn unassisted
man I have such a cute selfie to post but my aurebesh necklace has my entire last name on it and that’s like. the one piece of identifying information I won’t share
February 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
man I have such a cute selfie to post but my aurebesh necklace has my entire last name on it and that’s like. the one piece of identifying information I won’t share
thinking about this propagation vase from vintage marche (yes that’s what it’s called) ,,,
February 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
thinking about this propagation vase from vintage marche (yes that’s what it’s called) ,,,
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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
when someone gifts you a food you are allergic to do you tell them. me personally i take that to my grave.
February 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
when someone gifts you a food you are allergic to do you tell them. me personally i take that to my grave.
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I feel like "You will never be pope" needs to become a meme for whenever one of your crew does something problematic
February 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I feel like "You will never be pope" needs to become a meme for whenever one of your crew does something problematic
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opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal li
President Trump has opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits, often with no clear public explanation for how their actions could be consistent with the rule of law. Here are some examples of the administration’s defiance of statutes. nyti.ms/4aKnKRP
February 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal li
every stereotype abt extraverts is 100% true about me and i forget this so often
February 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
every stereotype abt extraverts is 100% true about me and i forget this so often
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It's never easy picking a favorite part of these since every paragraph contains at least one sentence that makes me cackle but this whole bit particularly tickled me
February 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It's never easy picking a favorite part of these since every paragraph contains at least one sentence that makes me cackle but this whole bit particularly tickled me
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I spent over two hours watching 'Emilia Pérez,' time I will never get back, so I wrote down all my thoughts about the film. Thank you as always for your support! From penis to vagina! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/all-my-tho...
All My Thoughts on 'Emilia Pérez'
If you even care
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
February 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I spent over two hours watching 'Emilia Pérez,' time I will never get back, so I wrote down all my thoughts about the film. Thank you as always for your support! From penis to vagina! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/all-my-tho...
thank god im not going to megacon it looks like it'll be a shitshow
February 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
thank god im not going to megacon it looks like it'll be a shitshow
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Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back
February 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back
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sometimes when people say oh the costumes were so bad and so and so’s performance sucked I’m like wow how could you tell I was distracted by The Events
January 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
sometimes when people say oh the costumes were so bad and so and so’s performance sucked I’m like wow how could you tell I was distracted by The Events
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I’m pretty easy to impress when it comes to movies. I walk into a theater ready to clap like a seal at whatever you show me. I really am a simple creature
January 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m pretty easy to impress when it comes to movies. I walk into a theater ready to clap like a seal at whatever you show me. I really am a simple creature
wild that tools built for my hair actually work
February 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
wild that tools built for my hair actually work
I need fuecoco merch I fucking love that thing
February 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I need fuecoco merch I fucking love that thing
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and this is my beautiful wife, Lechuga 🥬
January 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
and this is my beautiful wife, Lechuga 🥬
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I just feel like you’re not watching the right teevee. There is no dancing and I have yet to hear a song
January 31, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I just feel like you’re not watching the right teevee. There is no dancing and I have yet to hear a song
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The “turtles” who have been stealing pizza and karate-chopping our guests are not affiliated with the zoo.
January 31, 2025 at 7:28 AM
The “turtles” who have been stealing pizza and karate-chopping our guests are not affiliated with the zoo.
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Is this even “your” chair? Does it truly belong to you? Do you own the sunbeam? Is the very air yours, too
January 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Is this even “your” chair? Does it truly belong to you? Do you own the sunbeam? Is the very air yours, too
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wish I could find my Star Wars fanfic from the 4th grade titled “Banana Lighstaber,” the plot of which is “there’s a monkey with a yellow lightsaber” and “everyone is amazed that there’s a monkey with a lightsaber despite this being a universe with aliens”
January 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
wish I could find my Star Wars fanfic from the 4th grade titled “Banana Lighstaber,” the plot of which is “there’s a monkey with a yellow lightsaber” and “everyone is amazed that there’s a monkey with a lightsaber despite this being a universe with aliens”
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Standard "This will be fought in court, and we should not assume it will be implemented as written, especially because there are a lot of vagaries as written (as Erin points out)" aside: Fuck everyone who built the road to this point.
Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.
January 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Standard "This will be fought in court, and we should not assume it will be implemented as written, especially because there are a lot of vagaries as written (as Erin points out)" aside: Fuck everyone who built the road to this point.