tulip 🐠 (lesbianinvi from twitter)
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tulip 🐠 (lesbianinvi from twitter)
@maritimedyke.bsky.social
25+ | any pronouns | ♿️ | have we considered throwing rocks as a potential solution?
this when some peoples' water bills are thousands of dollars above average due to a calculating error btw
February 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have never been more grateful that the paranoia/giles being a picky bastard when we moved down here means i water them all from bottled water. like holy shit.
February 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
MEEE
February 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
thanks to the hurricanes there’s been wastewater everywhere. so they added more chloramines to the water. and now we all have rashes and lung irritation
February 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
please go ahead and envision me with a freshly bald head in a green dress with cute butterfly wing earrings, cute but not extensive makeup bc Florida, and clearly developing a sunburn despite having sunscreen on. and also my tits look amazing. thank you!
February 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
see this is my view pretty much but when i explained this to another person they were so confused
February 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
shoutout to the very nice heart shaped ferrero rocher box this person gave me in exchange for a favor. i will pass it along to someone who can consume it
February 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Reposted by tulip 🐠 (lesbianinvi from twitter)
I feel like "You will never be pope" needs to become a meme for whenever one of your crew does something problematic
February 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
u would think after this fucking long i'd realize but no
February 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Reposted by tulip 🐠 (lesbianinvi from twitter)
sometimes when people say oh the costumes were so bad and so and so’s performance sucked I’m like wow how could you tell I was distracted by The Events
January 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
ALWAYS!!!!
February 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM