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they hated jesus too or whatever

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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Please Blue Jay, save us from the great Satan
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Teared up thinking about Hubie Halloween this morning
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Today’s the day!!!!
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
What do we all have planned for my birthday tomorrow
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Spent the weekend “in DC”
October 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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laughing so hard at this I’m about to rupture my diaphragm why even bother redacting his name
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Mamdani: I’m focused on affordability

Cuomo: Christopher Columbus is a personal hero

Sliwa: parade lives matter
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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This Instagram post censoring "hell" is another point for the "everyone is twelve now" theory.
October 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Every photo of Newsom he looks like Nicholson trying to hide the fact he's the joker lmao
October 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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fuck yes i can't wait for the insanely stupid schism this is gonna cause
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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it's cum
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Netflix dropping the disruptor act to actually try and make some money is an honest-to-god indication that the economy is in shambles
AMC and Netflix have finally decided to work together.

The theater chain will show ‘KPOP DEMON HUNTERS’ on 400 screens during Halloween with discussions ongoing on other theatrical opportunities.
October 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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could be anyone!
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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this tweet turns 10 today 🎂🥳
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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He’s friendly!
Ghost turnip, Fintown, County Donegal, Ireland, c. 1900 (replica), National Museum of Ireland
October 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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*Talking to a Wired reporter who is writing down what I say* I am the proud owner of a Cybertruck, it has an AI in it that I talk to for therapy, I am now divorced and yes it's because of the truck
October 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It’s not illegal to send someone a text bluntly saying you would like to have sex with them
October 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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It terrifies me to know that several human beings are going to look at their Friday Night, one of a finite amount of Friday nights you will ever experience, and decide to go see Tron: Ares
October 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Me the second alcohol touches my lips: Name 5 times PTA said something about Tom Cruise that made me cry before you speak on their relationship
October 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I agree that when Mitch McConnell falls you should just leave him there. But. For a different reason.
Just so folks know- they didn’t handle that fall by Mitch McConnell well. When seniors or frail people fall, the best thing to do is actually let them lay where they are. Some people recommend counting to a certain number. While the person lays there-
October 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”
October 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM