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Amanda
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I'm not really sure at the moment other than researching your grandpappy for answers.
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My anaconda don't want none because he was a rescue and is grateful to have a safe and loving home. In a way, he was the one who rescued me.
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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My 15yo convinced my 11yo to watch The Fly with him. Apparently she loved it so much she wrote a review.
November 26, 2023 at 6:32 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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My anaconda don't want none because he was a rescue and is grateful to have a safe and loving home. In a way, he was the one who rescued me.
November 23, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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The sewage-contaminated water has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
May 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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not a hollaback girl, but not yet a hollaback woman
May 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
claim my gift
May 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car.
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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always excited to see the first spring bloom
April 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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can you die of too much news
April 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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why the fuck didn’t they just call this “CAULIFLOUR”
April 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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remembering perhaps the funniest interaction on twitter i’ve ever seen
April 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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I'm only listening outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels.
November 28, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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Old man, look at my life
I’m a fuckin baller
May 24, 2024 at 10:47 PM
always excited to see the first spring bloom
April 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
We all need to start making better decisions.
April 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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As Keir Starmer does a “trans women are men” media tour today, I hope people think about that time he invoked the memory of Brianna Ghey in Parliament as part of a gotcha for Rishi Sunak. Abusing her memory for PR whilst plotting to remove the rights she would’ve had to live as herself. He’s sick.
April 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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FOX: We are in the midst of a Male Loneliness Epidemic

YOUNG DUDE: I am a lonely guy; what should I do?

MANFLUENCER: Have you considered acting like a complete entitled asshole

YOUNG DUDE: I suppose that suggestion is worth a try

FOX: The Male Loneliness Epidemic continues
April 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM