Amanda
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I'm not really sure at the moment other than researching your grandpappy for answers.
always excited to see the first spring bloom
April 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
always excited to see the first spring bloom
We all need to start making better decisions.
April 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
We all need to start making better decisions.
Happy Mother's Day, UK pals. Here's the painting my 5yo made me of the two of us holding a human heart.
March 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Happy Mother's Day, UK pals. Here's the painting my 5yo made me of the two of us holding a human heart.
My 5yo called me into her room to play for a prize in her arcade penny machine. Bring lots of coins, she said.
The big prize: a single smoked almond.
The big prize: a single smoked almond.
March 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My 5yo called me into her room to play for a prize in her arcade penny machine. Bring lots of coins, she said.
The big prize: a single smoked almond.
The big prize: a single smoked almond.
Just paused at the bit where Aladdin gets crazy with the wireless Hitachi.
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Just paused at the bit where Aladdin gets crazy with the wireless Hitachi.
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Me in the national security team group chat
Holy shit. They hit us with the full quote.
March 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Holy shit. They hit us with the full quote.
really hard-hitting ad campaign imo
March 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
really hard-hitting ad campaign imo
When I die and go to the pearly gates this is what I want to see waiting for me.
January 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When I die and go to the pearly gates this is what I want to see waiting for me.
a play in three acts
January 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
a play in three acts
reframe your mental health struggles with your favorite war criminal
January 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
reframe your mental health struggles with your favorite war criminal
My last month has been a pretty big nightmare. Couldn't bring myself to cook so decided to go out for a nosh with the youngest. Life is good.
January 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My last month has been a pretty big nightmare. Couldn't bring myself to cook so decided to go out for a nosh with the youngest. Life is good.
One person in my house has ADHD and another has OCD. Two tubes of tomato paste have been opened.
Can you return the tube of tomato paste to its rightful owner?
Can you return the tube of tomato paste to its rightful owner?
January 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
One person in my house has ADHD and another has OCD. Two tubes of tomato paste have been opened.
Can you return the tube of tomato paste to its rightful owner?
Can you return the tube of tomato paste to its rightful owner?
I needed this from Pleasure Christ today. You probably need this, too.
January 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I needed this from Pleasure Christ today. You probably need this, too.
I miss her terribly.
January 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I miss her terribly.
Thank you 2025 for giving us a modern replacement for dumpster fire.
January 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Thank you 2025 for giving us a modern replacement for dumpster fire.
He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then The Kushner thought of something he hadn't before! Maybe Foreign Affairs Experience, he thought...can't be bought at a store. Maybe Foreign Affairs Experience, perhaps... means a little bit more!
December 25, 2024 at 9:52 PM
He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then The Kushner thought of something he hadn't before! Maybe Foreign Affairs Experience, he thought...can't be bought at a store. Maybe Foreign Affairs Experience, perhaps... means a little bit more!
when you shave for the first time in months
December 20, 2024 at 11:27 AM
when you shave for the first time in months
John Saxon giving off Luigi Mangione brow vibes to those who celebrate
December 18, 2024 at 12:47 AM
John Saxon giving off Luigi Mangione brow vibes to those who celebrate
Kids and kicked off Christmas week with this cozy classic.
December 18, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Kids and kicked off Christmas week with this cozy classic.
when someone takes the last slice of pizza
December 16, 2024 at 9:14 PM
when someone takes the last slice of pizza
Someone is trapped inside this hell
December 14, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Someone is trapped inside this hell