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Łukasz
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Military-grade reverse engineer @ Google, working on Android malware

Got mistaken for a member of Project Zero once.

Everything here is my own opinion

he/him ✨🌈🦄
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I’m not doing the age verification thing so if you want to DM me for anything just use Mastodon
Law enforcement: we need to break encryption to get access to Signal to protect the children!!

Also law enforcement: for years couldn’t catch a pedophile sex trafficker who used email to coordinate all of his pedophile sex trafficking
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I was in the supermarket and this random guy came over just to tell me that he likes my hair…

Me in the snack aisle:
a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress .
Alt: a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This malware is obfuscated
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

The valve stuck open.
October 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I love how “the Pope says a fairly basic Catholic thing and it offends Catholics” has been a thing ever since I can remember
October 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Please tell me this is a joke

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tollatsch
Tollatsch - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It’s like people who watch “South Park” and root for Cartman because they think he’s the hero of the series
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
October 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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13) This isn't news to me, but the manosphere complaint that "you can't compliment anyone anymore!" is bullshit.

I compliment people constantly, all day, and get warm smiles and heartfelt thanks and watch people walk away in a better mood. The secret is not being a gross creep about it.
October 7, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Every government who contributed to this leak probably will have this song on repeat in their press room

youtu.be/9IG3zqvUqJY
October 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Discord confirms that government IDs used for age-verification were compromised in a hack with a vendor.

Who could have predicted?

Oh, right.
Discord users suffer the first high-profile age-verification hack – and it's unlikely to be the last
Critics of age verification laws warned this was inevitable
www.tomsguide.com
October 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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When a BBC reporter can do this, without privileged access to communications data, I find it hard to accept law enforcement's constant claim that they are "going dark" because of encrypted messaging. Encryption is not the main obstacle to effective law enforcement.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC tracks down sextortion scammer targeting teenage boys
The BBC challenges the scammers targeting teenagers like Evan Boettler, who took his own life just 90 minutes after being contacted.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Go Poland! :)
🇪🇺🚨 HUGE NEWS: #chatcontrol vote reportedly to be postponed (unconfirmed)! 🎉 Our protests are working! https://x.com/SeppTyvaert/status/1973788987442803023

But it's just a delay. Many governments are still undecided. ⏰ Tell YOURS to join the resistance […]

[Original post on digitalcourage.social]
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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It’s not hard to let people enjoy shit you don’t like!
October 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“We have to be inclusive of racists otherwise they may not vote for us” is certainly an interesting take.
October 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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This is hilarious
Imgur is blocking users in the UK
Imgur pictures on sites like Reddit are affected, too.
www.theverge.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Turns out I should’ve just sent AI slop abstracts instead of malware research :(
Looks like some Linux eBPF vulnerabilities presented at this year's Black Hat are made-up AI slop

www.openwall.com/lists/oss-se...
September 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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lmao, apparently this guy managed to give two different talks at two of the the biggest hacking conferences using AI generated slop that doesn't even make any sense. Welcome to infosec in 2025.
Looks like some Linux eBPF vulnerabilities presented at this year's Black Hat are made-up AI slop

www.openwall.com/lists/oss-se...
September 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is accurate.
I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.
Hegseth: "I don't want me son serving alongside troops who are out of shape or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men"
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.
regrettably if you try to point this out online you'll get yelled out by 79208 journalists going OH SO YOU WANT JOURNALISTS TO STARVE??? even if you're, say, a journalist yourself, and point out that while there are clearly no easy answers, the status quo isn't exactly working for society
September 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I'm pretty happy with my adulting skills today. I went to the pharmacy some time ago to buy a bunch of cold medicine and supplies in case I ever get cold and don't feel like going out.

Well, today I got a really bad cold and I don't have to go to the pharmacy. Win!
September 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I have an unpopular opinion: I have literally no idea why people in the UK are so against any form of ID card.

Literally none.

Trying to open a bank account in the UK is such a mess, it cannot be made any worse.
September 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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🦢I just came back from a nice morning fun with friends, we hunted down a swan and tore it apart with our bare hands, bathing in its innards and screaming hymns to the Old Gods. That's what we do at the savage frontier. Please come visit.
September 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I’m a Polish immigrant in London and I’ve heard stories about Polish immigrants eating swans from the first day I moved to London.

This conspiracy theory goes back over 20 years.

Find some new xenophobic material.
Nigel Farage appeared on the radio today and failed to back the scientific & medical advice given to pregnant women when it comes to taking paracetamol

He also suggested migrants were eating swans & carp

@vicderbyshire.bsky.social runs through the claims and official responses

#Newsnight
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
An update: made it!
September 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM